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do you think MP should be unionized?

ShyMike

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Teamster in Las Vegas

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels. When he
got to the first brothel, he asked the Madame, "Is this a union shop?" No,"
she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame
responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The girls
get $80 and the house gets $20."

"Do they get benefits?" Asked the Teamster. The Madame responded that the
girls get medical benefits, paid vacations, and all the union holidays.

"That's more like it!" the union man said He handed the Madam $100, looked
around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like
her," he said.

I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a toothless
92-year old woman in the corner leaning on a walker, "but

Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next on the list."

Well, lol
 

trawler

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LOL This Story is so True if...

you have ever seen the cocktail waitresses at Caeser's Palace in Vegas. And yes they are unionized and 93 years old!!
 
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