Do any escorts meet my requirements?

[lenny]

What i am interested in is...

1} a donation as high as one brown per hour...e.g. a 5 hour session
= 5 browns. Might consider going as high as 1.25 or 1.50/hr under
special circumstances. If i can find the right female this could
easily work out to 10-20 hours per week longterm.

2} good attitude & service. These are not optional, no matter how
hot she may be. I can see hot for free on 1000's of porn sites.

3} a physicly attractive woman...most women are attractive in at
least one way, whether it be her legs, lips, tongue, hair, eyes,
chest, skin, face, voice, or derriere. Then there are the clothes she
wears, how she smells, etc.

4} kissing w/o licking {lips} and licking w/o sucking {balls}. These
are two of my favorite hobbies. Being able to provide nonstop
action for an hour at a time in either of these is preferable. Rates
spoken of in {1} above are applicable here.

5} various other activities, including cuddling {best done in the
nude or wearing lingerie} while listening to music, watching a
home movie or TV, sleeping together, BJ, FS, ARJ. Rates here
are negotiable. Would give more on the last 3 activities, likely
less on the rest. Open to listen to offers here or by PM.

 

[good2bbad]

Lenny,
What I think you are looking for is a girlfriend. The ladies on this board need and deserve much more than $100 per hour. If you were to find a girlfriend and shower her with $1500-$2000 a week, I am certain you would be a winner.
g2b

 

[CalgaryJenn]

Hahahah. Good luck Lenny. Sometimes..not always...you get what you pay for.

LOL@Gravitas.

Yeah pretty much sums up what I was gonna say, although everyone else is just adding to my comments, it's like everyone is speaking for me, I like it

 

[OTBn]

Wait a minute – lenny is offering a continuous guaranteed income… using his figures, anywhere from $1000-$2000 per week… or “under special circumstances” $1250-$2500 on up to $1500-$3000 per week.

Ladies – just 10-to-20 hours… guaranteed! Oh wait… perhaps you could make more… please to be describing the alternate amount that you could otherwise make - the alternate amount that would steer you away from Lenny’s offer. Thanks in advance.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

To find me a pooner who will pay me 2000/hour, no less. He has to be attractive, no, wait skip that. He has to be HOT. And athletic. With dark eyes and dark hair...........................
Yah bud, your request is just about as silly as mine.......

Hahaha good one... And here I thought many pooners fit this description (if one believes what some ladies have posted previously). You're right, and if most pooners fit this decription, many ladies would retire on the spot. I like your wisdom, even if it is tainted with a little cynicism...

I think you've just popped a few balloons in the Perb Empire.

 

[OTBn]

but it's lenny!

 

[lenny]

I would agree with you BabyBelle, if it was a case of someone paying 100.00 for one hour. I can completely see how a lady (not myself.. 5 hours of non stop is just too much) would be happy to offer that price if the hours were to todal 10-20 hours weekly. Its like a part time job that pays great!
What I am curious about is if you expect there to be hot and heavy action throughout each our.. and if so then i don't think you are going to be able to find what you are looking for.

Laura, just to clarify...

The 5 hours non stop was only an example, not a requirement.
I've never gone for that long myself, except masturbating, &
don't know if i could or would want to. But if i was enjoying it
and had the stamina, why not. Likewise for the lady.

Part of the reason for mentioning such an extended period is
that some ladies offer reduced rates for longer sessions, e.g.
15 minutes = $100, 1 hour = $300. At the rate of 100 for 15
minutes, 1 hour would be 400, not 300, so in a sense one is
getting a bargain at the one hour rate. Then a 3 hour session
should be a better rate still, and an overnight even more so.

Re your question about hot & heavy action, yes, i would like
that. And, as mentioned, under certain circumstances, the
things spoken of in {4} could recieve a donation up to 1.5
and some of those in {5} may be negotiated even higher.
Part of the mutual determination of these things would be
the lady & i seeing and experiencing each other physicly.

 

[rollerboy]

Just download Lucy Liu from the Internet into a blank robot.

 

[David in Van]

Lenny. Keep looking.

Lenny, what you are looking for is quite reaonable and possible. You are basically looking for a non-exclusive mistress. There are lots of girls that want to have a respectible job and would jump at the chance to make a couple of grand a week doing what they love. There are other girls that would jump at the chance to make that much in half a week's work and still troll for the $300 per hour jobs.

Do you think that lawyer really makes $300 per hour. That is $624,000 per year. In fact, they are lucky if more than a quarter of their time is billable. If I hire that lawyer for a case, then I will pay $300 per hour. However, I could pay that same lawyer a salary for $160,000 and get him/her full time.

Some people on this board may be offended because you are suggesting that they may only be worth $100 per hour. Don't listen to them. Remember, it is irrelevant how many people say no to or criticize your request. The only relevant thing is if you can find one person suitable to you that will say yes.

Based on past experience, the answer is an emphatic yes.

 

[lenny]

Lenny,
What I think you are looking for is a girlfriend. The ladies on this board need and deserve much more than $100 per hour. If you were to find a girlfriend and shower her with $1500-$2000 a week, I am certain you would be a winner.
g2b

Is she truly a girl "friend", and not a SP, if she requires such an
expensive weekly shower? Though if it were really "true love" &
not an academy performance, and i believed that with all my
heart, then i'm sure that wouldn't be a problem & would cum
naturally.

I guess i am looking for a GF, as long as she can refain from
talking my ear off, be relatively quiet, have common interests,
and be highly sensual/very physical 24/7 as per the things
that were mentioned in my initial post. Activities listed in {4}
tend to keep a lady from chatting too much ; Maybe a mute
SP would be up my alley?

Until i find such a woman, and i haven't been looking very
hard, nor do i have much hope of success, i will continue
sailing my present course.

 

[rollerboy]

Only a total hoochie would schedule five back-to-back appointments; there's always downtime between Johns. Clients cost money to acquire, booking agencies take a cut of each call, more clients mean more risk and more wear and tear on the coochie.

$ an hour is probably a pretty common split for non-VIP agency girls in Victoria and Montreal.

 

[lenny]

Yeah pretty much sums up what I was gonna say, although everyone else is just adding to my comments, it's like everyone is speaking for me, I like it

Jenn, let's consider your rates for Full Service:

30 mins=$125.00
60 mins=$175.00
90 mins=$250.00(MSOG)
120 mins=$300.00(MSOG)

The last item equates to $150/hr for FS with MSOG.

I suppose many SP's would think that FS & MSOG should be
worth more than simply kissing & BL.

What i spoke of is $100/hr {maybe 150} for merely kissing & BL.
Not that far off from your 150/hr, especially when taking into
consideration the difference in services {BL/kissing vs FS/MSOG}
and the extended guaranteed hours i am offering. Not to
mention the potential increase in safety with one regular.

However i am in Vancouver, & you're in Alberta.

 

[lenny]

To find me a pooner who will pay me 2000/hour, no less. He has to be attractive, no, wait skip that. He has to be HOT. And athletic. With dark eyes and dark hair...........................
Yah bud, your request is just about as silly as mine.......

Apples & oranges, my dear...

 

[lenny]

True enough..however there are plenty of guys who are willing to pay the set donation rate...so in all honesty...what's in it for the SP to give this guy a deal? Because for 5 hours for 5 browns (instead of 5 hours for 1200-1500, depending on her donation rate.) (I don't hardly even book 5 hours in a month anymore)..it's a handout to me. Those figures can be met by booking with someone willing to pay the set amount and for less time.

Avarice,

Some suggestions as to what advantages there may be:

1} Safety in one person you know is safe as opposed to
seeing many people/strangers you are unsure of. We can
also share up-to-date blood/STD test results.

2} You say there are "plenty of guys" & it may be that
you have lots of business 12 months a year, but that may
not be the case with everyone.

3} Your rates are 300/hr, but some others are 200 & less.
Plus costs per hour often descend with longer sessions,
as i've detailed with an example in an earlier post, which
certainly puts my offer into the realm of being reasonable.

 

[lenny]

but it's lenny!

Exactly! Could be Brad Pitt's twin brother...

Who knows. Don't knock it till you've tried him...

 

[citynews]

So Lenny, you must be an accountant. You numbers are quite good. In a way, I see that your offer is quite reasonable, on the other hand, SP don't think that's a deal. Guess steady income is from one guy is not a good idea anymore. Or perhaps, more details specify the terms may attract a few more lookers. Good luck in your search. Maybe a girl friend is cheaper.