My experiences in Canada are quite limited. I have had many great experiences outside Canada, though; including countries where buyin' and sellin' love is both legal and well accepted. Why can't it be so in Canada? If I hadn't been to these palaces of poon, I wouldn't have believed them. My favorite is a place I visted a few times this year in SA called Club Exstasis.
It is extremely secure and safe, for both clients and girls. Armed guards at the gate to the courtyard check you out to see if you are acceptable to be let into the garden courtyard. Then the doormen in tuxedos pat you down to make sure you have no weapons; and they chat with you about acceptable behaviour in the club. Or if you're a repeat customer like me, (and a tipper) they greet you with warm hadshakes and hugs (but still pat you down). Then you can go inside and pay your $36USD entrada fee; which includes 3 drinks.
Inside, it is an extremely clean, bright modern nightclub with an amazing number of beautiful women. They are mostly model quality, expensively dressed with much care taken on their appearance. Every taste is represented; with different ages, sizes and ethnicities. You have a tuxedo'd host assigned to your group to make sure you get prompt drink and food service and all your needs are taken care of. If you tell him what kind of girls you like, he will try to find one for you and her to your table for an intro, and even help negotiate prices. He works for you, for tips. Or you can circulate and chat with the girls. Or they might just come over and talk with you. Whatever.
The girls (except the dancers) are not employees of the club, and they are free to go or not go with whomever they wish. The club makes money from the entrada, the rooms, drinks, and buyout. With the exception of the dancers (who cost a premium) the club doesn't get a share of what the girls charge the pooners. You don't have to go with any girls, you can just sit and socialize all night if you wish. If you are monopolizing a girls time, though, its only considerate to tip well. The girls are medically inspected, FDA approved. No bareback anything is allowed (except DATY), showering before and after is required, and the bathrooms have bidets; for poontang with that spring-fresh smell.
If you do make a bargain with a girl, you can either pay the club $35 for a very nice hotel style room for an hour, or pay $50 to take the girl out of the club (buyout). The upstairs rooms area is crawling with efficient maids in starched uniforms who provide clean towels; and change tons of sheets. They also discretely tap on your door when your hour is up. A little tipping prevents or delays this, though!
Every additional drink costs you $6; and if you buy a drink for a girl, shhh, she gets $1 of it. Most of the girls like the drink money but don't want to get hammered; so they are happy to just order your drinks for you. You get the drink, she gets the $1. Everybody wins.
They have one smokin' hot floor show per night. It features a whole series of dancers with few breaks in between. Excellent dancers, great costumes & themes. Absolutely no touching or tipping of the dancers is allowed. You can't even stand up or go to the washroom while they dance. A maid in a starched uniform cleans the dance floor before each dancer. Makes every strip club in Canada (and I've been to the best) look like dumps; not just for the ambience but the behaviour that's tolerated.
Depending on the girl (and how disgusting a pooner you are) the session will cost you between $100USD and $200USD. Afterwards, the girl is usually quite happy to spend the rest of the evening cuddling at your table with you while you drink with her and your pooning buddies.
We liked to go and have two drinks each (don't need booze-dick), usually giving away the third to a nice girl. Watch the show then go upstairs with the nice girl. Come back in an hour and START the night's drinking! Leaving the club, the girls walk you to the door and, after you pay your bill and tip the staff, they see you off with sweet kisses and hugs.
Maybe I spend too freely; but $10 to the host, $10 to the doorman and $5 to the maid guarantees treatment like an honored guest; instead of the sick pervert I really am.
You gotta remember, we pay our maid down there $80USD a month, so this is big cash we're throwing around. But in Canada, you can't get the same experience for five times the money. Or can you?
Why can't Canada be like this? Safe for the pooners and the ladies; respectable and upscale, with no police worries at all?
Anyone else have experiences they'd like to share?
It is extremely secure and safe, for both clients and girls. Armed guards at the gate to the courtyard check you out to see if you are acceptable to be let into the garden courtyard. Then the doormen in tuxedos pat you down to make sure you have no weapons; and they chat with you about acceptable behaviour in the club. Or if you're a repeat customer like me, (and a tipper) they greet you with warm hadshakes and hugs (but still pat you down). Then you can go inside and pay your $36USD entrada fee; which includes 3 drinks.
Inside, it is an extremely clean, bright modern nightclub with an amazing number of beautiful women. They are mostly model quality, expensively dressed with much care taken on their appearance. Every taste is represented; with different ages, sizes and ethnicities. You have a tuxedo'd host assigned to your group to make sure you get prompt drink and food service and all your needs are taken care of. If you tell him what kind of girls you like, he will try to find one for you and her to your table for an intro, and even help negotiate prices. He works for you, for tips. Or you can circulate and chat with the girls. Or they might just come over and talk with you. Whatever.
The girls (except the dancers) are not employees of the club, and they are free to go or not go with whomever they wish. The club makes money from the entrada, the rooms, drinks, and buyout. With the exception of the dancers (who cost a premium) the club doesn't get a share of what the girls charge the pooners. You don't have to go with any girls, you can just sit and socialize all night if you wish. If you are monopolizing a girls time, though, its only considerate to tip well. The girls are medically inspected, FDA approved. No bareback anything is allowed (except DATY), showering before and after is required, and the bathrooms have bidets; for poontang with that spring-fresh smell.
If you do make a bargain with a girl, you can either pay the club $35 for a very nice hotel style room for an hour, or pay $50 to take the girl out of the club (buyout). The upstairs rooms area is crawling with efficient maids in starched uniforms who provide clean towels; and change tons of sheets. They also discretely tap on your door when your hour is up. A little tipping prevents or delays this, though!
Every additional drink costs you $6; and if you buy a drink for a girl, shhh, she gets $1 of it. Most of the girls like the drink money but don't want to get hammered; so they are happy to just order your drinks for you. You get the drink, she gets the $1. Everybody wins.
They have one smokin' hot floor show per night. It features a whole series of dancers with few breaks in between. Excellent dancers, great costumes & themes. Absolutely no touching or tipping of the dancers is allowed. You can't even stand up or go to the washroom while they dance. A maid in a starched uniform cleans the dance floor before each dancer. Makes every strip club in Canada (and I've been to the best) look like dumps; not just for the ambience but the behaviour that's tolerated.
Depending on the girl (and how disgusting a pooner you are) the session will cost you between $100USD and $200USD. Afterwards, the girl is usually quite happy to spend the rest of the evening cuddling at your table with you while you drink with her and your pooning buddies.
We liked to go and have two drinks each (don't need booze-dick), usually giving away the third to a nice girl. Watch the show then go upstairs with the nice girl. Come back in an hour and START the night's drinking! Leaving the club, the girls walk you to the door and, after you pay your bill and tip the staff, they see you off with sweet kisses and hugs.
Maybe I spend too freely; but $10 to the host, $10 to the doorman and $5 to the maid guarantees treatment like an honored guest; instead of the sick pervert I really am.
You gotta remember, we pay our maid down there $80USD a month, so this is big cash we're throwing around. But in Canada, you can't get the same experience for five times the money. Or can you?
Why can't Canada be like this? Safe for the pooners and the ladies; respectable and upscale, with no police worries at all?
Anyone else have experiences they'd like to share?
