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Hamster

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Jun 21, 2002
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To date, the Hamster has pumped the following ladies:

Morgan
Angel
Tiffany - from BB
Jumi - from EC
Angelina
Yang Yang - from EC
Vanessa - Black chick that use to be on HN
Yumiko
Wendy
Kim - Night before 9/11
And a few others that escape the Hamster at 1 am...

Anyways, the Hamster loves to pump from behind and this usually allows Hammi a good look at their bunghole. The Hamster believes the Bunghole tells alot about the person. To date, no SP comes even close to the perfect little BUNGHOLE possessed by Yumiko. The Hamster isn't into anal sex, but when he saw her tiny perfect A-hole, he thought an anal probing would be exciting. In fact, the Hamster entertained the thought of quickly slipping his cock out of her loose snatch and thrusting his 6 inches of veiny manhood into her tight bowels. Her asshole looked so tight, it looked unused. No stretch marks, no star fish, just a hole...the size of a small raisin.
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
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Heres a joke for the office. Why do assholes look puckered? so when your shit comes out your asshole doesn't slam shut!! ah-ah-ah-ah......cough, cough. OK it was lame but best I could do.
 

Hamster

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Jun 21, 2002
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Only a few ladies are worth pumping...

The Hamster has been with about 30 to 40 sp's, but most of those were streetwalkers, and a quick bj was in order. Ever since the knife incident, the Hamster no longer cruises and only acquires independents once a month or so...

Sorry to disappoint 2shots!
 
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hitrack

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Feb 25, 2003
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Yah Hammy the problem with SW's is they cum and go to much, no point reviewing them (generally) since they might not even be there next week and then all of a sudden they pop up somewhere else, or you see them on the track again like a year later.
 

warbler

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Feb 25, 2003
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The Bunghole Rules

Fact: the only place nicer than a beautiful woman's toe is her bung.

Hey, 10 million Greeks can't be wrong.
:cool:
 

Hamster

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Jun 21, 2002
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Kim wasn't memorable...but the next day was

THe Hamster was out late on Sept 10/01, and pumped Kim, a Pamela Anderson look a like, or so she thought. THe Hamster got to sleep around 2 am or later, and was woken from a deep sleep with the Towers crumbling etc...
 

roadwarrior

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Apr 1, 2003
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SP falls in love!

Morgan
Angel
Tiffany - from BB
Jumi - from EC
Angelina
Yang Yang - from EC
Vanessa - Black chick that use to be on HN
Yumiko
Wendy
Kim - Night before 9/11

Are we to believe that one of these SPs fell in love with the Hamster?
 

Big Trapper

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Hamster said:
The Hamster isn't into anal sex, but when he saw her tiny perfect A-hole, he thought an anal probing would be exciting. In fact, the Hamster entertained the thought of quickly slipping his cock out of her loose snatch and thrusting his 6 inches of veiny manhood into her tight bowels. Her asshole looked so tight, it looked unused. No stretch marks, no star fish, just a hole...the size of a small raisin.
Sounds like we're in for a Hammy Greek session real soon!
 

whistler

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Wish I lived in Whistler.
Why would a SP fall in love?

Tiffany - from BB
Jumi - from EC
Vanessa - Black chick that use to be on HN
Wendy

Eliminating some choices, then is one of these the ones that fell in love with Hamster. :)
 

Hamster

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Jun 21, 2002
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Can't say which SP fell in love with Hamster...

The Hamster went against all instinicts and gave out personal information, so he can't divulge which SP he's having a relationship with...

As for an anal session, her bunghole would have to be ultra tight and clean. The thought of pulling out the Hamster dick, and seeing shit all over it, is enough to make the Hamster lose his cookies!
 

bigdman

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Jun 16, 2003
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Hamster and Italo

Hi Hamster

Did you really mean that you actually slid your manhood in Yumiko's rear hole?? Did you actually allow you to do so?

As for italo, don't even try to look up Vanessa, She was alright but if you can go on for a long time, she would get very annoyed and would try to rush you to finish off or else she would suggest to giving you a hj instead. I had an experience with her, and that's how it happened. I definitely won't repeat.
Vanessa stats, she is all natural, a b cup, mocha skin, and she told me she used to be a stripper in Vegas. ITs up to you to believe her or not. If you still want to try her out, good luck. She still advertises on HN, I have seen her ad there.
 

bigdman

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Simone=Vanessa

Hey Italo,

I think Vanessa also went by Simone before. I believe they are the same person.

Is that right, Hamster, please justify.
 

Hamster

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Jun 21, 2002
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You got it Big D!

The Hamster doesn't recommend Vanessa at all. Her body is very stripperish, but she practically raped the Hamster. She was extremely agressive, and couldn't wait to make the Hamster dick spew, then show this ideal client the door.
 

bigdman

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Hey Hamster,

So, are you saying that Yumiko charges $260 for the FS session which includes everything on the menu inclucing travelling to Greece ?? How about BBBJ??
If so, I would like to give her a try! thanks Hamster!!
 

Hamster

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Jun 21, 2002
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No BBBJ and unlikely greece trip!

Yumiko likes to cap the head of the penis with a condom, then lick your condomless shalf up and down. Then she licks your balls for a couple of minutes. My god, the Hamster was in heaven!!!!!!!

Never asked about anal, but since Yumiko is so small, I think even an average dick would cause her alot of bowel pain! Very unlikely she would allow it...
 

cute rookie

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Aug 21, 2005
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Those greeks!!!

warbler said:
Fact: the only place nicer than a beautiful woman's toe is her bung.

Hey, 10 million Greeks can't be wrong.
:cool:
Hey, If the only chick action wasn't limited to the occasional sacking of some village and raping the odd screaming, crying,
fat housewife of the enemy. Your bros who you train with, travel with, fight with, die with----might seem attractive........IF THAT IS ALL YOU KNOW!!!!! :confused: ;)
 

HowieMeeker

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cute rookie said:
Hey, If the only chick action wasn't limited to the occasional sacking of some village and raping the odd screaming, crying,
fat housewife of the enemy. Your bros who you train with, travel with, fight with, die with----might seem attractive........IF THAT IS ALL YOU KNOW!!!!! :confused: ;)
Hey, you missed the second anniversary of this dormant post by just a few days! What is the occasion? Does this mark the start of the coming back of our furry friend who was sent to pasture by forces now removed?

Will other furry threads start to show up? :confused: