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Best BJ

acc

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Ok I know this has been done elsewhere, but I'm still looking for the ultimate BJ. I'm talking deep-throat and looking you in the eyes. So far the best for me have been Jewel ( now gone) and Roseanna( also gone). Both very sensual deep and none rushed.
 

freakychef

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Done right:

A good bbbj with BL and deep throat, and lots of tounge is more satisfying to me than regular sex. IMO.
 

Owudoin

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I'm just the opposite (about not liking it I mean) Nine times out of ten if I get to CIM...I could care less if I get to the main event. Maybe it's a power trip or something psychological like that...who knows, what I do know is there's nothing like a good hummer.
 

freakychef

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In my own imagination!!
Don't get me wrong!

I said I love a good blow job, but for me the ultimate is 69. I would rather 69 with a sexy woman than have intercourse. 69 gotta be my all time fave!!
 

wolverine

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I'm with the freakychef....my favorite number is 69 because I am fluently cunnilingual. Only a minor number of MPs have opted to share this experience with me.

For me, a good BJ is, as stated, a sensuous pleasure that involves a slow deep-throat all the way down to the root and plenty of tongue-tickling and licking (slip that tongue under the helmet and watch out!). A bad BJ is a fast and mechanical mouth-pumping that resembles a woodpecker chopping through a tree trunk - this is a sure sign that the MP hates sex (at least with me) and thus ensures that I never see her ever again.

As for the all-time best BJ performers I've received from MPs:
- Krissy (Penthouse) - oh Lordy does she know how to use her tongue stud
- Crystal (Penthouse)
- Monique (now at Penthouse)
- Brooke (Fantasy)
- Rosanna (formerly of Fantasy - gone)
- Maria (formerly of Cloud Nine - gone)
 

Owudoin

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I would have to say that my top picks would be...in no particular order so as not to hurt any feelings.
-Crystal (Penthouse) Good pressure, lots of eye contact and she does the whole "look ma no hands" bit
-Maria (Wildrose) When she grabs your ankles and "makes a wish"...you'll know what I mean
-Sydney (Fantasy) Again with the eye contact, and the sounds she makes...oof
-Sara (XTC-Gone) Unf*c%ing believable talent on that girl! Deepthroat and BL at the same time, started off BB then sliped on the condom without you even knowing it!!!

Worst on the other hand would go to....
-Claudia (Penthouse) 1st it was amazing that she could quit talking long enough to do the job, 2nd...Mr. Happy does not appreciate being treated like a basset hound's chew toy
-Mercedez (Wildrose) True she caught me on an off day and I was taking a little longer than usual, but don't tell me to hurry up and then yank me for five minutes because I can't...
-Carly (Cloud Nine-Gone) This girl simply couldn't go down worth a rat's ass. Gagging, choking, gasping grip speed burping (yes I said burping) Hope she finished University and got a day job, but then maybe I caught her on an off day.
 

freakychef

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In my own imagination!!
No hands!!

Any body get this before lots of HJ very little BJ. Just light kissing on top. Sure sign girl does not want to suck your ding dong. I hate that. I agree the best is deep throat, no hands, lots of slobbering and licking as well as BL. PS I also hate the mechanical pump as fast and as hard as you can. With some girls it is actually painful.
 

freakychef

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Its too bad!

Its too bad when that happens. I am fortunate that I haven't had too many of those pump for all your worth bj's. Its like listen honey your not gonna strike oil.
 

jim

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Re: Its too bad!

freakychef said:
Its too bad when that happens. I am fortunate that I haven't had too many of those pump for all your worth bj's. Its like listen honey your not gonna strike oil.
ROTFLMAO!! Oil, you're a killer Chef!!

Hands should only be used by the gal to keep her hair out of her face so that you can get a good view. :cool:
 

acc

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Thanks guys, I have not been to see Sydney or Ariel but they are right at the top of my list now. I plan on seeing one of them as soon as I get back to Edmonton.
 

Mikey

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Hands should only be used by the gal to keep her hair out of her face so that you can get a good view
Personally i like it when they use their hands during BJ. Especially if they twist and pull a little. Not if they to tight though with their hands, that hurts.

Biggest thing i notice sp's do. (all girls for that matter) often pull down rather then up. This hurts like hell for some of us depending on circum or not. So if your reading this pull away from the body ladies. heh
 

wolverine

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Not sure if we're talking about the same thing, Mikey, but I actually don't mind it when mine's being pulled down at the base. Not only does it make my cock look even bigger, harder and ready to rupture, but it becomes extra-sensitive. You see it in porn all the time. Next time you are perusing some porn, take a close look at the guy's hand holding his wand - he's likely doing the pull-down.
 

Mikey

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hmm, well maybe it's just cause i'm not clipped then :/ nto sure, just know it hurts like hell if they pull the wrong way.
 

Owudoin

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It's always nice when they grab your ass and pull you into them...
just my opinion.
 

tur

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My 2 cents:
The no hands with bedroom eyes wins! However, I do not mind some hand action. Rather than pump action, I prefer fondlind lower down and some finger exploration even lower. That gets me off right away.
 

acc

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Hey guys, it took me a few seconds to get the term BL sorted out, but I got it now. Anyone know of girls who enjoy or partke in this pleasure. ( I have yet to encounter this)
 
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