best bar pick-up lines

[dogg1]

Outside of pooning, I sometimes check out the bar scene for the heck of it. IMHO, things have not changed. Just wanted to know what are the best or worst pickup lines given to a woman these days.

 

[wolverine]

Worst: "Let's go to my place and have sex. But you gotta be quiet or you'll wake up my mom!"

Best: "Hi, how's your evening been?"

 

[Right Said Fred]

I usually stand there with a goofy smile on my face. Also get ladies walking up to me to rub my head and then we take it from there.

 

[hitrack]

Also get ladies walking up to me to rub my head

Someone is gonna say it....which head??

I just wing it. Bar scene now a days is few and far betwwen to pick up chicks. Usually it's with a bunch of buddies when for that time I try not to concern myself with chicks but just a night out with the boys, but I never leave oppertunity completely out in the cold.

 

[Makhno]

 

[zlmmm]

Bad enough to sometimes get a smile:

"I wish I could rearrange the alphabet...that way I could put 'U' and 'I' together."

"Was your father an astronaut? No? Then who scoured the heavens to put the stars in your eyes?"

"Can I borrow your phone number? I seem to have lost mine..."

 

[dogg1]

I'm all yours BadGirl !

 

[BYSON]

Hey Baby wanna play Army I will laydown and you can blow me all over the place.

 

[Jimbo]

Hi, my name's Waldo. What's yours?

Pleased to meet you Miss Bozo. May I call you Fuckoff?