Be Careful - Latest Scam

[Daytime Owl]

I am a victim of the latest scam that happen on my vacation in Victoria which happened at one of the local shopping malls.

Two real good looking 18 year old ladies come to your car as you are
parking your car. One starts cleaning your windshield with a rag and Windex. The other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead beg you for a ride to another Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over and performs oral sex on you while the other one steals your wallet.

Be Careful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..........I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday &
Friday, but I missed them on Saturday and Sunday!!

Gotcha!....made you Smile!!
Smile and the whole world will Smile along with you!

 

[vancouverman]

which mall?

 

[BS Detector]

Scam em back

Leave your wallet locked in the glovebox

 

[vancouverman]

hitrack is safe.. he has only 20 with him anyway

 

[BS Detector]

hitrack is safe.. he has only 20 with him anyway

And probably gets change back too lol.

 

[hitrack]

Just like McDonalds, ya always get change back.

 

[American Male]

..........I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday &
Friday, but I missed them on Saturday and Sunday!!

Gotha!....made you Smile!!
Smile and the whole world will Smile along with you!

LOL!!!! I don't think everyone got the joke here, D.O. I hope they come to Van. I need to get assaulted like that very soon!!! Or maybe some interprising girls from Crofton House will read this post and take matters into their own hands. Wouldn't we all love to be assaulted by two private school girls....in their uniforms! Nice there's a visual for you.

 

[Rain Man]

More Info

Hey DO,

please Pm me with contact details. Was daty on the menu? Was that $ or $$.

 

[vancouverman]

I don't think everyone got the joke here, D.O. .

can you please list names of the ones who did not?

 

[Daytime Owl]

Hey DO,

please Pm me with contact details. Was daty on the menu? Was that $ or $$.

Nanu, Nanu........it's humour!

1. contact details? they ran off before I could get the info.

2. daty? sure why not!

3. $ or $$?...... $$/ credit cards/ 2 for 1 MacDonald coupons / and my phone number in case they need a ride!

have fun all!!

 

[nmjoff]

My cure for them

Im going to keep a "dummy wallet" handy for that senario, got to go don't want to miss the ferry

 

[Makhno]

Yet another scam...