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I have had more BBBJ's lately than the Hamster has had hot meals. Est - que tu aime bbbj's? If you would like to receive more bbbjs than come to my seminar entitled BBBJ's 101.
Here is how.

1. Just ask. Very few sp's will serve up a bbbj uncoerced. Do you know how many times I have heard, "well i don't normally do this, but for you ok".

2. Promise them you won't come in their mouth. Accidents do happen though.

3. Tell them your disease free. If your the hamster, lie.

4. Daty dummy. If you give her good head she is way more likely to return the favour, 'specially if you make her go pop.

5. Shave your pubic hair. Trust me chicks dig it. It looks cleaner, smells cleaner, and as an added bonus makes it look 2 inches longer. I recommend length of no more than a quarter inch.

6. Have a shower occasionally you little piglet. The cleaner you are the higher the milege. Don't be afraid to powder up your genital region and you raison with a little baby powder.

7. Be as attactive as you can and present yourself as best you can. The better looking you are the more consessions the sps will make. I look good and I get away with murder. If I was a little oink, there is no way I would get the service I do. Get into the gym fatso. Now. Run!

8. Offer more money, sometimes that's all it takes. Money talks.

9. Hit the road jack. BBBJ's are easily attainable on the street scene. Buyer beware out there though. The eastside is a drug infested landmine.

Please no comments from the disease set out there. Any hobbiest that has been circumsised, losing those 20,000 nerve endings, knows a covered bj is useless, can't feel a thing. We know there is an very small risk of contracting an std out there, but us fans of bbbj's think it is worth it. It the disease set feels the need to contribute, well then I have to bring over (r) aka delecto from the bigdog and he will chew you a new asshole.
 
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Hamster

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May PB Rest In Peace!

You keep getting BBBJ's and DATY you'll be one seriously diseased dude in no time!

Let me guess, you pick up your street walkers from Hastings at high noon?!?!
 

bigmoe69er

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Kahuna_01

Kahuna, you are correct about the need to always keep it safe and covered. What have you read regarding risks associated with various forms of kissing? I recall the British Commonwealth report citing saliva exchange risks. ----Dr. Moe
 

trixie

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I really don't understand why you guys want these young women to be doing bbbj's or whatever anyhow ... sure it feels good ... but why not consider the fact that the woman who will do these things and who is a professional is not really a professional at all ... first of all it is apparent that neither the issue of her health nor the health of her clients is in anyway relevant to her at all ... and if you can't feel the bj with a rubber on then maybe ask the worker to put a little extra lube INSIDE the condom before she puts it on ... i mean it's a really great world out there and of course sex is a great part of it but you really need to protect yourselves so that you can live a long healthy life and enjoy sex for as long as possible ... and maybe instead of spending all your money on a pro, if you are so handsome and whatever and you want to go have a freaky uncovered good time why not do it with your woman ... or even go pick UP a woman ...
 

hornyhunk

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Wow Trixie, all that said without so much as to pause for a breath of air...you must give a great BBBJ :p .

 

girlguru

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Once again I would like to know what kind of ladies are doing anything without protection if they call themselves proffessionals that is. For that matter I would like to know what kind of individual is so misinformed that they would engage in anyunprotected activity and admit it!!

It is a foul and selfish risk to not wear a rubber, and those who encourage behavior of this level of irresponsibility are simply kidding themselves. How ridiculous and uneducated are these people?

I suggest condoms in all sexual scenarios, even with your signifigant other. Helpless are the wives of the johns who thought they could stick it in a ho without a rubber! And without a clue as to exposure to std's that could potentially never be recognised and thus not treated. What do you think happens to the reproductive organs of a lady who didn't know she had the dose for say 2-3years? Quite the consequence for someone who was simply married to the fucker who just had to stick it in a ho without a rubber!

These kinds of girls are not proffessionals because they put you at risk. This industry does not condone unprotected activity so don't try to drag it down as if it did. If you meet a working girl that allows nonprotection, please ask yourself if a hooker that will fuck you without a condom is someone you want to be anywhere with, let alone in the bedroom.

I am sickened by some peoples ignorance. Shame on the girls who break the rules and shame on the boys who convince them to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

pickupjoe

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Well said girlguru, totally agree. With all the std's, hiv's and other assorted cooties out there these days, it's crazy to go unprotected.

As for the quote... "I heard somewhere, and I think Ron Jeremy mentioned it too , that if you pull out you greatly reduce the chance of contracting something because blowing your load creates a vacuum effect and it's on the sucking back in phase when you catch something."

all I can say about that line is to quote Barham and Bailey..."there's a SUCKER born every minute".

adios... :rolleyes:
 

VanIslandGuy

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Damn .... I think I gotta plan a road trip to Montreal !

hahahahaha ...
 

blondeluver

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You don't need to go to Montreal for BBBJ dude. You can get lots on the island and over here in Surrey. Just ask and chances are that you will get it. Carli, Morgan, Rebecca, Diana, Leanne, just to name a fews.
 

jay

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so what exactly is a pink salon ????
Also a question for blondeluver, just what morgan are you refering to here ?
 
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Pink Salon: Mt Everest of blowjobs! Segregation by service not looks.

Warning (technical post).

A pink salon is the Mt. Everest of Blowjobs :p :) :D for at least 2 major reasons.

1) Segregation is by service not looks.
2) Do you enter decathletes or sprinters into a 60 metre sprint? (closely related to the first reason).

Most domestic women, here in the land of rain, tend to segregate themselves, intentionally or unintentionally, by looks. At the bottom are streetgirls (such as the $5 cokesluts) and at the top are the independent escorts (such as the $600 per hour and much higher exclusive SPs). And in the middle tend to be the very wide variety of MP girls. Alright it’s a gross generalization with pockets of exceptions of truly beautiful women here and there, but moving along...

In the land of rising buns the women are segregated by service and not looks. This means that you will have stunning looking women at all types of establishments! The full-time places such as Pink Salons (blowjob bars), costume clubs and soap clubs will all have stunning women.
The TREMENDOUS advantage of this type of self-segregation is that no one will ever ask questions such as “Does she do Greek? Will she go bareback? How is her blowjob skills?, etc. etc.”
You just find out what “type” of establishment she works in and there is your answer to what types of service she will do. So a woman who works in a pink salon (blowjob bar) will not do full-service and will intentionally be “giving up” greater income that she could be earning at the other clubs. But pink salon girl is a specialist – like a 60 metre sprinter is a specialist. And because of self-segregation you know that she isn’t at the bottom of the sex provider ladder based on looks (the way she would be in the Thai blowjob bar).

And Kahuna_01 you might not like this. Many of the girls tend to swallow.

Locally, it can be truly hideous seeing a 40” butt like a Danika-type giving you a blowjob. Many men like the perfect petites in a pink salon.
So the pink salon truly is the Mt. Everest of blowjobs.

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Yikes. BigMoe69er said that I’m getting too clinical. Too much “serious” photographer88 and not enough “comedy” photographer88. I've been hanging around the kahuna_01 threads a lot, its been awhile since I’ve engaged in the sport of Lava-pumping, er dumping.
 
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bigmoe69er

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Photographer88

I'm not saying you are too serious; I'm saying your line of thinking was off base in relation to the Asian gentleman's comments! You appear to be too self-absorbed and you jump to conclusions which are out of context with the information presented. Another example was your response to me. --Dr. Moe
 

Yuppie

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I am not an expert in the area of infectious disease, but just wanted to say - let's not fools ourselves by thinking that spitting or swallowing will decrease our chances of catching something. The point is - bodily fluid contact. And be careful where the sources of this info is from. eg. a gay website versus contacting the CDC (center for disease control).

And a side note - true the the stomach is a nasty environment, but bugs do still live there. Case in point - H.pylori -> the largest cause of peptic and duodenal ulcers. That is why a lot of people get put on antibiotics for treating an ulcer.
 

delecto

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Relax

I'm not moving in. In fact, I don't care if you kids scare yourselves permanently impotent with all your bio-boogeymen-bullshit.

I do care that some of you think STDs is another good excuse to heap some more guilt and disrespect on the SPs. This is about junkies, not hookers - the girls are cleaner than your sister.

It does make me nervous to see how much trust people have for condoms - I'd sure like to see the science that supports THAT voodoo crap. Condoms probably do a better job of protecting you from elephants than STDs. Fortunately, it doesn't matter.

This mystery pneumonia is something though - its definately going to leave marks. But condoms won't help with that one either.

Unless you pull one over your head.

Well, back to the grownups' board.

[r]egards

delecto
 

Yuppie

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delecto

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I know these reports

If you read the reports you have referenced you will find that they say that the test results do NOT support the effectiveness of condoms in preventing many STDs. In 1999, the US House of Representatives ordered a review of all available field test data (138 separate studies).

The scientists doing the review concluded that there was acceptable evidence that condoms reduced the incidence of HIV infection by about 64% in gay men (there are no similar studies for hets.)

They also concluded that condoms reduce G transmission from women to men, but that there is no proof in the other direction.

Apart from those - nothing very encouraging. Of course, this review doesn't prove that condoms are NOT effective, just that all the high-energy moaning and pissing about "Safe Sex" has been based on some pretty sloppy science all along - apparently, that hasn't bothered the moaners and pissers much.

"Summary [from the House Committee report]

The Panel stressed that the absence of definitive conclusions reflected inadequacies of the evidence available and should not be interpreted as proof of the adequacy or inadequacy of the condom to reduce the risk of STDs other than HIV transmission in men and women and gonorrhea in men. To definitely answer the remaining questions about condom effectiveness for preventing STD infections will require well-designed and ethically sound clinical studies."

"ethically sound " - gotta love that.


Personally, I recommend using condoms for intercourse - if for no other reason than it makes cleanup a bit easier. The oral infection rate of most STDs is a small fraction of the rate from genital contact (usually around 10%). The STD infection rate for genital contact is already very low and continues to decline even though nasty ol' delecto/[r] keeps telling people to just relax and enjoy themselves.

For some realistic LOCAL information on STDs, I suggest reading http://bccdc.org/downloads/pdf/std/reports/ar01-std.pdf - page 26 and on.
delecto
 
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