This is an all-time classic boys
I have had more BBBJ's lately than the Cookie Monster has had hot meals.
Est-ce que tu aimes bbbj's? If you would like to receive more BBBJs, then pay attention! Class, class......shuuuuuuuuut-UP!
BBBJ 101.
Here we go:
1. Just ask. Rare is the SP that will serve up a BBBJ uncoerced. Do you know how many times I have heard, "well i don't normally do this, but for you, ok".
2. Promise them you won't cum in their mouth. Accidents do happen though.
3. Tell them you're disease free. If you're the Cookie Monster, lie.
4. DATY, dummy! If you give her good head she is way more likely to return the favour, 'specially if you make her go 'pop'.
5. Shave your pubic hair. Trust me, chicks dig it. It looks cleaner, smells cleaner, and as an added bonus: makes it look 2 inches longer. I recommend length of no more than a quarter inch.
6. Have a shower occasionally, you little piglet. The cleaner you are the higher the mileage. Don't be afraid to powder up your genital region and raison with a little baby powder.
7. Be as attactive as you can and present yourself as best you can. The better looking you are, the more concessions the SP will make. I look good and I get away with murder. If I was an obese little oink, there is no way I would get the service I do. Get into the gym fatso. Now. Run!!
8. Offer more money, sometimes that's all it takes. Money talks, even for steers.
9. Hit the road jack. BBBJs are easily attainable on the street scene. Buyer beware. The eastside is a drug-infested swamp of scammers.
And please, no comments from the disease set out there. Any hobbiest that has been circumcised (losing those 20,000 nerve endings) knows a covered BJ is useless! Can't feel a thing. We know there is an very small risk of contracting an STD out there, but us fans of BBBJs think it is worth it.
If the disease set feels the need to contribute, well then I have to bring over providerboy and he will chew you a new asshole.
I have had more BBBJ's lately than the Cookie Monster has had hot meals.
Est-ce que tu aimes bbbj's? If you would like to receive more BBBJs, then pay attention! Class, class......shuuuuuuuuut-UP!
BBBJ 101.
Here we go:
1. Just ask. Rare is the SP that will serve up a BBBJ uncoerced. Do you know how many times I have heard, "well i don't normally do this, but for you, ok".
2. Promise them you won't cum in their mouth. Accidents do happen though.
3. Tell them you're disease free. If you're the Cookie Monster, lie.
4. DATY, dummy! If you give her good head she is way more likely to return the favour, 'specially if you make her go 'pop'.
5. Shave your pubic hair. Trust me, chicks dig it. It looks cleaner, smells cleaner, and as an added bonus: makes it look 2 inches longer. I recommend length of no more than a quarter inch.
6. Have a shower occasionally, you little piglet. The cleaner you are the higher the mileage. Don't be afraid to powder up your genital region and raison with a little baby powder.
7. Be as attactive as you can and present yourself as best you can. The better looking you are, the more concessions the SP will make. I look good and I get away with murder. If I was an obese little oink, there is no way I would get the service I do. Get into the gym fatso. Now. Run!!
8. Offer more money, sometimes that's all it takes. Money talks, even for steers.
9. Hit the road jack. BBBJs are easily attainable on the street scene. Buyer beware. The eastside is a drug-infested swamp of scammers.
And please, no comments from the disease set out there. Any hobbiest that has been circumcised (losing those 20,000 nerve endings) knows a covered BJ is useless! Can't feel a thing. We know there is an very small risk of contracting an STD out there, but us fans of BBBJs think it is worth it.
If the disease set feels the need to contribute, well then I have to bring over providerboy and he will chew you a new asshole.
