You know that feeling that you just need to get some action. Whether its just because you need to get off or you are too lazy to do it yourself or perhaps you were having relationship difficulties. I prefer being lazy. Sometimes you just don't want to do it yourself.
I didn't want to do it myself. So I typed in my favourite sites and started looking. I narrowed it down to this new site call Backpage. Perhaps you might have heard of it. I've tried it for a few days and it seems to be a place where ladies are looking for dates. As one to enjoy the courtship ritual I thought why not. Lets have a quick look.
I found out that you could search. I put in some terms and found a few that I liked but they were too far away. If I'm going to be lazy I'm going to have them located on a bus route. Or at the very least close to a C-train station.
I shoved in the NW quadrant as my choice of the day and decided I would like to venture to Motel Village. It's at a train stop and I can be in and out before my bus transfer expires.
Text messages were sent out and I found a willing participant at a reasonable price. FS for 100 Alex. Let's not take forever and I budgeted myself at about 15 minutes. Thank you Calgary Transit.
There were no pics in the ad and I thought I would be adventurous. I asked about stats and finally had a response and I thought why the hell not. People have given peace a chance. Why don't I give these stats a chance.
More texts back and forth and I was given a location. Not one to divulge the name I sure wish I could have drove there in a Granada. I get a text asking if I have condoms....I pause.....hmmmm...I don't think I do. I have a sandwich bag from lunch but it's one of those fancy ones with the plastic zip. No way I'm giving that up. I respond with a no. I get a suggestion to pick them up at a store nearby. I pause....am I a personal shopper? I wouldn't even know which ones to buy. 3 pack? 12 pack? 24 pack? Lubed? Flavoured?
How about no.
I don't have condoms.
I spend some time wondering about the selection and I hear another text. "I can do BBBJCIM for 100."
Well that puts an end to the condom debacle.
I am given the room number and proceed my stealth walk through the parking lot. I wish I had brought a disguise as it was broad daylight. A few jumps through what shadows I could find and I'm knock, knock, knocking at heavens door. Well not heaven's door. This one has seen better days. And I'm not just talking about the door.
The curtain moves and then the door is slowly opened and I'm invited in. She looks alright. Looks her age. height and weight. I can work with this. I ask her to undress me. Remember I was being lazy. I'm not going to stop now.
She untangles my pantsuit and blouse and soon they are falling on the floor. A quick step out of my buffalo briefs and I'm all out there for the world to see. In this case it was her and whoever wanted to peek through the window.
She stays dressed wearing a low cut top and skirt. She starts on my junk and is actually doing a pretty good job of it.
Eye contact, hand movement, hand movement along with her mouth, spitting, sucking and finally a girl who will push it against her cheek Scary Movie 2 style.
Well that felt great. It wasn't long after that and some ball rubbing that it was all over. She stayed with it until I finished and kept going until I was finished. Always a nice touch.
She took care of things in the bathroom and came back with some wipes to clean me up. Well I thought she was going to clean me up. She just handed them to me. I guess I can't be lazy all the time.
I got dressed. Wished each other farewell and I was out on the street again.
A decent time with someone decent looking for decent coin.
Next thing you know I'll be driving decent. Who put my radio to CKXL?
On a side note I did notice a guy sitting outside the room having a smoke. Looked about the same age and earlier in the room was what I thought were guys boots inside. At the time I never thought much about them so who knows. He was polite enough to allow me to finish so not such a big deal. No. I didn't say hello to him.
Checking back on Backpage later that day I noticed that she has posted another ad that included pics.
I Am.
A Decent Fanya of Tanya.
SlimShady
http://calgary.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/single-and-ready-to-mingle-20/5154613
http://calgary.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pretty-and-proper-brand-new-lil-tanya-22/5181235
Pretty and Proper Brand New lil Tanya!! - 22
Posted: Thursday, November 15, 2012 5:38 PM
Reply: click here
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I love to be spoiled stupid! show me a good man and ill show you a good girl! LOL!Im brand new and having fun,if you wanna play with me give me a call boys! Im ready, 587 215-0132
Poster's age: 22
• Location: Calgary, NW
• Post ID: 5181235 calgary
• Other ads by this user:
single and ready to mingle
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I didn't want to do it myself. So I typed in my favourite sites and started looking. I narrowed it down to this new site call Backpage. Perhaps you might have heard of it. I've tried it for a few days and it seems to be a place where ladies are looking for dates. As one to enjoy the courtship ritual I thought why not. Lets have a quick look.
I found out that you could search. I put in some terms and found a few that I liked but they were too far away. If I'm going to be lazy I'm going to have them located on a bus route. Or at the very least close to a C-train station.
I shoved in the NW quadrant as my choice of the day and decided I would like to venture to Motel Village. It's at a train stop and I can be in and out before my bus transfer expires.
Text messages were sent out and I found a willing participant at a reasonable price. FS for 100 Alex. Let's not take forever and I budgeted myself at about 15 minutes. Thank you Calgary Transit.
There were no pics in the ad and I thought I would be adventurous. I asked about stats and finally had a response and I thought why the hell not. People have given peace a chance. Why don't I give these stats a chance.
More texts back and forth and I was given a location. Not one to divulge the name I sure wish I could have drove there in a Granada. I get a text asking if I have condoms....I pause.....hmmmm...I don't think I do. I have a sandwich bag from lunch but it's one of those fancy ones with the plastic zip. No way I'm giving that up. I respond with a no. I get a suggestion to pick them up at a store nearby. I pause....am I a personal shopper? I wouldn't even know which ones to buy. 3 pack? 12 pack? 24 pack? Lubed? Flavoured?
How about no.
I don't have condoms.
I spend some time wondering about the selection and I hear another text. "I can do BBBJCIM for 100."
Well that puts an end to the condom debacle.
I am given the room number and proceed my stealth walk through the parking lot. I wish I had brought a disguise as it was broad daylight. A few jumps through what shadows I could find and I'm knock, knock, knocking at heavens door. Well not heaven's door. This one has seen better days. And I'm not just talking about the door.
The curtain moves and then the door is slowly opened and I'm invited in. She looks alright. Looks her age. height and weight. I can work with this. I ask her to undress me. Remember I was being lazy. I'm not going to stop now.
She untangles my pantsuit and blouse and soon they are falling on the floor. A quick step out of my buffalo briefs and I'm all out there for the world to see. In this case it was her and whoever wanted to peek through the window.
She stays dressed wearing a low cut top and skirt. She starts on my junk and is actually doing a pretty good job of it.
Eye contact, hand movement, hand movement along with her mouth, spitting, sucking and finally a girl who will push it against her cheek Scary Movie 2 style.
Well that felt great. It wasn't long after that and some ball rubbing that it was all over. She stayed with it until I finished and kept going until I was finished. Always a nice touch.
She took care of things in the bathroom and came back with some wipes to clean me up. Well I thought she was going to clean me up. She just handed them to me. I guess I can't be lazy all the time.
I got dressed. Wished each other farewell and I was out on the street again.
A decent time with someone decent looking for decent coin.
Next thing you know I'll be driving decent. Who put my radio to CKXL?
On a side note I did notice a guy sitting outside the room having a smoke. Looked about the same age and earlier in the room was what I thought were guys boots inside. At the time I never thought much about them so who knows. He was polite enough to allow me to finish so not such a big deal. No. I didn't say hello to him.
Checking back on Backpage later that day I noticed that she has posted another ad that included pics.
I Am.
A Decent Fanya of Tanya.
SlimShady
http://calgary.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/single-and-ready-to-mingle-20/5154613
http://calgary.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pretty-and-proper-brand-new-lil-tanya-22/5181235
Pretty and Proper Brand New lil Tanya!! - 22
Posted: Thursday, November 15, 2012 5:38 PM
Reply: click here
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I love to be spoiled stupid! show me a good man and ill show you a good girl! LOL!Im brand new and having fun,if you wanna play with me give me a call boys! Im ready, 587 215-0132
Poster's age: 22
• Location: Calgary, NW
• Post ID: 5181235 calgary
• Other ads by this user:
single and ready to mingle
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