Here's a method that almost always works -
First, ya gotta get her attention. That's why when I see a woman I want to meet I trip her. That's right, stick your big size 12 out there and send her face plantin'. Now you gotta do this discretely, it has to look like an accident.
This technique applied correctly will result in one of four possibilities:
Best: You apologize profusely and come to her aid. First stop the blood flow and check for any possible concussions. Then rip off your shirt, revealing your rippled abs, etc., and use it to either bandage her sprained ankle or apply as a tourniquet. Once her initial shock has worn off you can then charm her with witty banter.
Not so best: She goes psycho on you and beats the crap out of you drawing a small but enthusiastic crowd of onlookers. They will not, however, be cheering for you. But you will have her undivided attention.
Not so good: Her boyfriend, who you did not see until now, comes charging over and whallops the bejesus out of you. A large, enthusiastic crowd gathers and begin chanting 'Kill the creep!"
Kinda bad: She goes psycho, her boyfriend inflicts some serious pain, and the cops are called and you get arrested. Of course, depending on how open minded you are this might not be so bad as your social agenda would be filled for the night.
I hope my astute advice helps you to meet the women of your wet dreams.
