Any Sp's that will let me give them a golden shower?

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I am your port in a storm...

LOL I'd be gentle. For the first 5 minutes ;)
The other 40 will include a lot of THIS
Some of you guys will watch that ball kicking clip and get turned on. When you do, feel free to contact me or one of the other Pro Dommes in Vancouver. I don't think you're weird for liking it and it's one of the services I provide.

www.mistresst.net

For the rest of you who think people who enjoy this are weird...I'm pretty sure anal play wasn't mainstream 20 years ago but it's very in vogue and acceptable these days, for both sex's. Different strokes for different folks.
 

InTheBum

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InTheBum I will give you credit for this thread, very funny. Now how about taking Miss T up on that kick in the sack session? :p I will even pay for it !!

Thanks for the positive support!!

Jenn actually turns me on with her - "I'm a bitch and I'm gonna fuck your brains out!" - Marketing skills. Unfortunately, the thought of squirming on the ground in testicle pain and pissing blood doesn't really do it for me...even if it is FREE!;) :D
 

MKSTEEL

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Peeing is for the toilet!

Anywhere else is wrong, especially on people :( (unless you're outside, hey you gotta go when you gotta go, sometimes :D)
 

InTheBum

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Anywhere else is wrong, especially on people :( (unless you're outside, hey you gotta go when you gotta go, sometimes :D)

Somebody (**cough***) sure is old fashioned...Maybe you should book a session with Tianna and let her pee on you for only 3 bills?!??:D :eek: ;)
 

MKSTEEL

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Yeah i'm a conservative Pooner alright!

Somebody (**cough***) sure is old fashioned...Maybe you should book a session with Tianna and let her pee on you for only 3 bills?!??:D :eek: ;)
Dom is fucking strange to me too, her tie me up? :confused: what for? :confused: Anyhow what does it matter to you what I like and don't like :confused: I like sex :cool: (sans shitting/pissing/beatings and any other deviant fetishes, no offence to those who like but YUCK :eek: or WHAT :confused: )
 

Aeiyah

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Dom is fucking strange to me too, her tie me up? :confused: what for? :confused: Anyhow what does it matter to you what I like and don't like :confused: I like sex :cool: (sans shitting/pissing/beatings and any other deviant fetishes, no offence to those who like but YUCK :eek: or WHAT :confused: )
I respect your preferences. Just don't label anybody who likes things which are not your cup of tea as "deviants". You have just insulted a far larger group of PERB members than you are aware.
 
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Tolerance...

Dom is fucking strange to me too, her tie me up? :confused: what for? :confused: Anyhow what does it matter to you what I like and don't like :confused: I like sex :cool: (sans shitting/pissing/beatings and any other deviant fetishes, no offence to those who like but YUCK :eek: or WHAT :confused: )
Means tolerating intolerance. Liking traditional sex is fine, I have it myself fairly often. Foreplay, oral, missionary, no leather or latex, no pain, nothing fancy.

MKSTEEL, you're awefully passionate about your confusion regarding other's interests. It's okay to not understand it. If it doesn't float yer boat, no prob. Just don't try to make other's feel bad for what they like. It's none of your beeswax. :)
 

MKSTEEL

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You are correct madam!

Means tolerating intolerance. Liking traditional sex is fine, I have it myself fairly often. Foreplay, oral, missionary, no leather or latex, no pain, nothing fancy.

MKSTEEL, you're awefully passionate about your confusion regarding other's interests. It's okay to not understand it. If it doesn't float yer boat, no prob. Just don't try to make other's feel bad for what they like. It's none of your beeswax. :)
I agree, 'judge lest ye be judged' applies to this situation well :)

PS: Besides I see Escorts & SPs, am I a saint? . . . NO :eek:
 
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InTheBum

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hey back on topic i once had an SP who let me pee in her mouth. she would sit by the toilet bowl and take a mouthful and drink it in!! anyway that was in montreal.
Hey, PM me her phone #! I will seriously fly to Montreal just to pee in some chicks mouth!!! It doesn't get any better in life than that!!!!!!!:D
 

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Sure, you can give me a golden shower. On one condition. You let me kick you in the nuts for 45 minutes. If your up for it, The session will be free! :D:D:D A deal for a deal. ;)

Jenn be careful what you offer I have a gent that LOVES to be kicked in the balls and have his penis stepped on for up to an hour...

AS for the golden shower, urine is sterile so no need to worry about illness and it is a personal kink -- each to their own---
 

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I once gave a ride home to a friend of mines wife after a Golf tournament..she was about 40 and really fit....she had been drinking wine and asked me in for beer to see if "Mike" was home. Got the beer and had to go pee after a coupe of hours on the course. It was weird as she followed me to the bathroom which I has used a hundred times. She reachs around from behind as she wants to hold it as I go....up to this point we had done NOTHING to suggest this was even a option...totally out of the blue...I' am wowed by this and who am I to argue....(Mike was not even in town) anyways Half stream and I am hard as a rock and she askes me to stop when I do she crawls betweem my legs face up and ASKES for me to finish in her mouth.....I do....(thinking about it now stills wows me) she is gagging and spitting and it was a turn on....she then licks my (***) and gives me head to completion.....never a word was exchanged about what has just happen nor has it ever repeated itself...just have to say Mike is a lucky guy if he gets that on occasion....I could NEVER even ask someone to reapeat such a thing it was just one of those things...my point is you would be surprised on what turns a person on on occasion....would I specifically go looking for such a thing again....doubtfull...but at that time and place it was the biggest turn on
 

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I once gave a ride home to a friend of mines wife after a Golf tournament..she was about 40 and really fit....she had been drinking wine and asked me in for beer to see if "Mike" was home. Got the beer and had to go pee after a coupe of hours on the course. It was weird as she followed me to the bathroom which I has used a hundred times. She reachs around from behind as she wants to hold it as I go....up to this point we had done NOTHING to suggest this was even a option...totally out of the blue...I' am wowed by this and who am I to argue....(Mike was not even in town) anyways Half stream and I am hard as a rock and she askes me to stop when I do she crawls betweem my legs face up and ASKES for me to finish in her mouth.....I do....(thinking about it now stills wows me) she is gagging and spitting and it was a turn on....she then licks my (***) and gives me head to completion.....never a word was exchanged about what has just happen nor has it ever repeated itself...just have to say Mike is a lucky guy if he gets that on occasion....I could NEVER even ask someone to reapeat such a thing it was just one of those things...my point is you would be surprised on what turns a person on on occasion....would I specifically go looking for such a thing again....doubtfull...but at that time and place it was the biggest turn on
 

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Misplaced guilt?

I was calling you a douchebag. Anybody that bangs their friends wife(provided they aren't swingers) is an asshole.
I'd say she banged him. He was a helpless man, conscience overridden by instant lust. I think most men would have the same reaction in a situation like that. Maybe someone with such high moral fibre as yourself shouldn't be in the pooning habit?
 
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