An Experiment!

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Ok, I have to try a little experiment. It's pickin my ass... I look at the MEMBERS LIST and see 16318 members. Only about 200 members say anything on the board.
Here is my experiment. I want to see if I can get the lurkers to say something...... Anything......
All lurkers say "I".... Or I'll contact Moderator to stomp a mudhole in your ass's...
Ok, I can't do that. So just say "I"....
Let us know your alive our there in Perbland.

 

[souljacker]

Good Idea!

That's a good idea, but first you should post a list of all 200 or so members who do actually say anything on these boards. That way, people reading this thread can check to see if they're on the list, and if they aren't, then they can speak up!

 

[Lurker 123]

Hey Scotty! This Lurker here has more posts than you!!!! Hehehehe....!

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

LOL Damn you..... Now I have to pay Moderator to ban you for 6 months so I can catch up on posts.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Catch me if you can ....lol. I have always maintained that it is far better for someone to contribute to the board rather than lurk in the shadows.

 

[rayzer-2006]

Hello brothers ... I'm new to the board. Hope to post something usefull soon.

 

[sirlickheralot]

LOL Damn you..... Now I have to pay Moderator to ban you for 6 months so I can catch up on posts.

6 months? Based on your posting rate you should be able to do it in less than 3 weeks.

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Moderator,
Please ban Randy for 1 year. I have to catch up to his posts.
HOLY Shit! 649. Its a sign. I have to buy a ticket!

 

[Damaged]

Scotty,
I bet if you offered to stop posting for 1 month if you get 100 lurkers with 20 posts or less to post up in this thread it would happen in less than 72 hours.

 

[skeg]

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[pooner144]

Great Idea Scotty.... with all those members, if people actually started posting their experiences rather than relying on the few who do post experiences this could be such a better board filled with up to the minute info on what's really going on in town.... however, I think a few things would need to happen first.

1) people couldn't be slamed and called a shill so often
2) The "no review list" would have to suddenly go missing... on the positive side, there'd be enough people posting to back things up. so if they are good or bad, it'll be balanced out.
3) people would obviously have to post more about their experiences, not just pooning experiences, but let us know when someone leaves an MP and goes to another, or changes their name etc.

Man.... that'd be awsome, don't need to really TOFTT anymore, we'd be like the pooner borg.... all experiences intermingiled.

 

[Six-Pack]

Time to Get on Board

I have been lurking for a while, and signed on recently. I am still trying to get a handle on the unwritten rules of the road - don't want to get slammed for posting in the wrong spot, being called a shill etc etc - getting a handle on all the shorthand is a project in and of itself.

I have some intel I could share, a review from last night's foray, etc. Where should this go?

Six-Pack

 

[steverino]

Hey Six Pack

You're a shill.

 

[Six-Pack]

Good one Red Baron.

Glad that is over - didn't hurt one bit.

 

[butthead]

Here...

Raising hand....

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[good2bbad]

here's me saying I

 

[Mona_Ramone]

Yeah, I lurk...

But I don't think that i am encouraged to post reviews! If I'm mistaken, please, let me know.

*smiles coquettishly*

 

[Rain Man]

Scotty,
I bet if you offered to stop posting for 1 month if you get 100 lurkers with 20 posts or less to post up in this thread it would happen in less than 72 hours.

It would probably get me banned but I would sign up for multiple ids if we could get Scotty'sLittleSofty to just shut up once in awhile

 

[stryker]

I lurk all the time and as of late do not post as much because they will get nucked and I'll be back at square one again(JK)

Fred,,by the by,,where are my over 500 missing posts?I know that fucker HIFI lost me a few hundred,,where's the rest?

 

[DJLAW]

But I don't think that i am encouraged to post reviews! If I'm mistaken, please, let me know.

*smiles coquettishly*

i would love it if a SP would post some reviews. or even share some stories. im totally certain that there have to be some stories out there that would make us all go "holy shit!"

c'mon SP's tell us some (anonymous) stories. please?

i remember once a SP told me that a guy paid her $100 to grow her hair for a month. he didnt contact her or say a word to her for the month but she did it anyways just incase he did call back. sure enough, he came in and her legs, armpits and other area were all hairy and he was in heaven. it was a quick $100 for her. she hates shaving anyways.