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Age Discrepancy


Gold Member
Mar 11, 2003
The thread in Escorts 411 on Catalina and SPs who lie about their ages got me thinking about an early pooning experience I had. I saw an ad in the Buy & Sell for a shapely 29 year old redhead, after all this time I can't remember her name. At the time I didn't know shapely was a code word. I also wasn't aware that SP years don't always equal normal years. Anyway the woman who greeted me at the door was old enough to have a 29 year old daughter (50+). I guess she was shapely, she was shaped like a lumpy bratwurst. Since I lacked much pooning experience I couldn't think of a graceful way of extricating myself from the situation so I'm embarassed to admit I went through with the session. :( I definately didn't attempt any gfe type activities or bb.

Anyway I was just curious what is the biggest age discrepancy the rest of you have encountered in your years of pooning and how did you handle the situation?


New member
Jul 1, 2003
in your periphery
Omg!!!! You poor soul. Well the experience seems to have brought more wisdom 2 the soul??? J/K. From the other end of the situation if I have come across as less than a clients expectations, he simply states, "Ahhh I can't do this, sorry".
And rejection makes us all stronger.
lol Pinklady!
Stephi is right. The fellow need only mutter "my wife is going to find out... my wife is going to find out" and give the gal $20 for her time. Easy exit and no one has hurt feelings. It happens to all of us at some time or another.

as far as age discrepancy... there is one gal in Edmonton who, when she was 55, advertised as 39... and now that the years have gone by, she advertises as 53 (sometimes 55) and well.. .she was born in 1932.

you are right... SP years don't equal human years. And the sadder part is that it starts right in the beginning (its kind of your fault guys... you want young gals). So gals push the limit (I'm 18) right until they have crowsfeet (somewhere close to 27. Then they add a couple of years.

personally? I add a couple of years to my ads about the time someone says... Say!! you've been 37 or 38 or 39 for several years now, haven't you? But now, with the internet too, there is a problem, because your stats are everywhere and are impossible to change in many places. I'm gonna be 39 forever in cyberspace. Should be awesome in about 25 years when I greet someone at the door. oh dear.......


New member
Jul 4, 2003
No Luck

Im trying to find someone (SP) in Vancouver in her mid 50's. I have had no luck thus far. Suggestions?


May 22, 2003
Dear Neo-S:

Leanne is in her 50's. Well preserved and she squirts. Do a search to find reviews, info.


Mar 26, 2003
Here's a horrible suggestion

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSshawna is at least that. But I don't recommend her unless you are thinking about going to the dark side.
Neo... just look in the paper for any gal who admits to 45. Trust me... she's 50. :)

and when you are looking for older... its not the looks that you want (or you'd be chasing 18 years olds)... its the experience.

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