After Jennifer's party I'm retiring from sex parties

wackyboy

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Note: After thinking it over I changed my review slightly. Those that read the previous review may have noticed the change:

As I write this it is 12:25 and Jennifer's party is still going on strong. I left at 11:45 and I was there for 2.5 hours.

I arrived a little late, as I thought it would take awhile for the party to get swinging.

Wrongo!

By the time I got there(a small warehouse on Commercial) the 40 strong people had already partnered up on the beds. Jennifer was very gracious, and at one point The old Jolly Elf - Santa arrived at the party.

I thought we were going to play games such as strip poker and Twister, but no games were necesary as everybody was having sex but me -(I don't get out much and I wanted to play games dammit!:)) as most often happens at these shindigs.

Even a frail looking guy in a womans slip was getting jacked off by another dude - not that I wanted to get jacked off by a dude- why do these guys have such big penises?

There was even a 4 woman lesbian daisy chain going on one bed, while 4 men were groping them, I could have as well, but they were obvisously their husbands(Gee Jennifer I thought you said this wasn't a sex party?) almost every type of sex short of animals was going on.


Don't get me wrong there were tits galore and pussies to be licked, but I still haven't mastered(excused the pun) the skills needed to go up to a stranger and ask her if I can suck her tits.

On the other hand there was a loaded dessert table filled with brownies and cookies and cakes, so i had a snack or two and a pop(Dr. Pepper)


A few days ago I E-mailed jennifer and asked if I could rub her feet, she said I could if there was time, when I get there, the first thing I see was some dude rubbing her feet - OH SHIT!:eek:

I left when some old dude was hinting that he wanted me to jack him off - OH SHIT:eek:

I didn't even say goodnight to Jennifer, which I feel bad about, but she didn't really care if I left or not.

Because of this, I'm retirng from sex and will live out the rest of my days celebate:(

Oh ok just from the sex parties - unless I can get an eager partner. Ok I changed my mind so, sue me:rolleyes:

WB
 
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hitrack

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Sounds like the whole problem stemed from you trying to be fashionably late. You gotta be at that and all other kinds of shit johnny on the spot....lucky there was still snacks left.

Sounds like your kinda bummed that when you entered the place this Jennifer chick didn't drop shit and run up to you.

When shit like that happens to me, sometimes I can go to parties and just tell this is not my scene man!!! I grab a 1/2 sak a pizza and back home to my xbox, or more likely in my case I hit the track.
 

wackyboy

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Oh I expected Jennifer to be busy. No, it was more sexual than I thought it was going to be. It started out with one or two couples making out, but after Santa came(so to speak), all hell broke lose. My problem is that I didn't bring anyone.
 
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