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Hipster Doofus

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May 11, 2002
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wow! yer a fucking idiot!
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Little tips for receiving blowjobs in your car - by Hipster Doofus

After driving in circles for what seems like hours - you finally take the plunge and pick up that dirty nasty blonde on the corner. She hops in your car and you negotiate for a blowjob. What happens next?

- Street blowjobs go for about $40. Try not to pay much more. But great blowjobs are to be rewarded with a small tip. I never used to tip but I tried one time and the results the next time were amazing!

-Union chicks start at $100 expect the upsell.

-if you want it sans condom, just ask. You'd be surprised at how many times you'll hear yes

-parking is MISSION CRITICAL. The wrong place could be a predetermined jackspot or regularly patrolled by LE. Choose your own parking spot and park you car so that you can see traffic coming.

- DO NOT LEAVE YOUR WALLET IN YOUR BACK POCKET.

-if anything goes wrong, Be calm and let her leave with the money. Street girls can be unpredictable.

-expect her to complain after 10 mins that her jaw is locking up. Girls that dont complain are really customer service oriented. Get her number.

-its considered bad ettiquette to cum in her mouth when she asks you not too.

-its always nice to stock some tissues or Wet Ones in your car for the clean-up. She will appreciate the gesture. If you are really courteous you'll carry some mouthwash. Do not throw used condoms out the window shithead!

-A ride back to the pickup is common courtesy. If she asks to be taken elsewhere, that is up to you but 9 times outta 10 , shes going to score. Do not wait around like a stoopid chump.

-Once she's outta your car, do a quick visual check to see if she's left behind any incriminating paraphenilia. Dispose of at the nearest refuge box.

yer welcome and have a great day!
 

massage_lover

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Jul 10, 2002
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Well, that little pep talk was just what I needed to get back in the groove.

Thanks hipster, a little drive last night was just what I needed. :)

You were bang on with price.

And I can't emphasize enough the part you said about picking your own spot to park...
 

Kev

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May 14, 2002
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Union chicks.......
wow wow wow back the train up, UNION, i got to deal with a UNION?

I now have got to deal with Teamsters? Which local is that? Teamster members are mean, they stick together, and have big teeth. Not very condusive to a BJ.

Now i'm informed if i approach one of these gals she could be connected. Lifes a bitch.

Its not the old Kev its the new Kev baptised, and born again praise the lord. Lets play stink finger. sniff sniff smells like...?

Kidding Moe just joking. --- Kev
 

VanIslandGuy

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May 19, 2002
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I can't wait for the next lesson ... "How to get footprints off your windshield"

bwhahahahaha
 
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