A Skeeter on My Peter

[BYSON]

What should I do.

 

[williewheeler]

What you should do!

Cut it off and burn it, quick It's probably gangrenous!!!

 

[BYSON]

Whack it off
come you fucking dummy get you're right step right
don't you guys know David Allen Cole

 

[BYSON]

go down load David Allen Cole on Kazaa or limewire the most redneck sex songs ever Itty bitty titty,finger fucking sally,i would like to fuck the shit out of you and skeeter on my peter to name a few

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Go see Hitrack when he rents his pressure washer. You can blast the skeeters off with the turbo nozzle leaving your peter shiny and clean.

 

[mustangjoe]

I'm thinking 100 grit sandpaper would do the trick nicely. Use a smooth, circular motion.

 

[hitrack]

I'm thinking 100 grit sandpaper would do the trick nicely. Use a smooth, circular motion.

I saw some sanding gloves at the hardware store maybe Byson could buy those and whack off with 80 grit!!

 

[BYSON]

hitrack you're funny, why don't you have you're self another doughnut

 

[BabyBelle]

Mmmmmmm.. donuts! *makes homer simpson sounds*

 

[hitrack]

hitrack you're funny, why don't you have you're self another doughnut

I've still never had a Crispy Cream donut, even though Newton is like a 15 min drive....not even 10 min.

Last I heard on the radio a whole bunch of them in Canada were going bankrupt. Guess I'll hit good ol timmys......matter-0-fact I never go there much either.

Actually there's this little donut shop/cafe in Guildford mall, lower level just by Sportmart. Makes good donuts.

 

[BabyBelle]

I had my first krispy kreme donut EVER, last weekend!
Oh.. MY GOD!
I'm so glad I don't live near the shop! I'd be in there every day! And I'd reverse all my hard work as far as my recent weight loss goes! lol

 

[maverick73]

I've still never had a Crispy Cream donut, even though Newton is like a 15 min drive....not even 10 min.

Last I heard on the radio a whole bunch of them in Canada were going bankrupt. Guess I'll hit good ol timmys......matter-0-fact I never go there much either.

Actually there's this little donut shop/cafe in Guildford mall, lower level just by Sportmart. Makes good donuts.

Those Krispy Kreme donuts are way overrated. Way too much sugar. They are basically made for American Homer Simpsons. Stick with Canadian made Tim Hortons .

 

[maverick73]

I had my first krispy kreme donut EVER, last weekend!
Oh.. MY GOD!
I'm so glad I don't live near the shop! I'd be in there every day! And I'd reverse all my hard work as far as my recent weight loss goes! lol

You must be like Mindy from that episode of the Simpsons where Homer and new coworker Mindy go to that energy convention and order room service mmmmmmm double glazed....

I dunno if u want to lose too much weight, isn't being a BBW your specialty and what a lot of your clients like? More of you to love right?

 

[dbrw42]

Those Krispy Kreme donuts are way overrated. Way too much sugar. They are basically made for American Homer Simpsons. Stick with Canadian made Tim Hortons .

Yes, but at least Krispy Kreme's are actually made on the premises. All Tim Horton's donuts are made in Ontario, frozen and shipped out across country.