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A Political Joke

Avery

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Jul 8, 2003
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I first heard this one as a provincial joke in Québec in the late seventies as told by Péquistes. I’ve updated it to a 2004 Federal joke.

A hitchhiker was attempting to thumb a ride in rural Alberta.

A car stopped, and the hitchhiker opened the door. The driver asked him, “So, who are you going to vote for in the next Federal election?”

The hitchhiker was taken aback, but, knowing he was in right wing territory that used to vote Alliance, replied, “Conservative”. The driver replied, “Sorry, we’re Liberal around here. Find another ride!” The shocked hitchhiker headed back to the roadside.

A few minutes later, another car stopped. The driver asked him, “So, who are you going to vote for in the next Federal election?” Again, the hitchhiker replied, “Conservative”. Again, the driver told him it was Liberal country and that he should find another ride.

Another driver stopped -same scenario. Finally, the hitchhiker decided that if the next driver asks him the same question, he will reply “Liberal”.

A few minutes later, another car stops. The blonde female driver asks the hitchhiker, “So, who are you going to vote for in the next Federal election?” The hitchhiker replies, “Liberal”. “Get in”, she replies.

The hitchhiker can’t believe his luck. He looks at the driver, and she is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. He starts laughing.

“What are you laughing at?” asks the driver.

He replies, “I’ve only been a Liberal for five minutes, and already I feel like fucking someone”.
 

Makhno

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Nov 11, 2003
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LOL, Avery. Especially the part about rural Alberta being full of Liberals! RFLFAO!

The reality of Liberal fortunes in Alberta today is reflected in the following quote from a columnist in yesterday's Edmonton Journal:

"In the next federal election, Prime Minister Paul Martin might still be able to pull an electoral rabbit out of the hat to win a slim majority government.
"In Alberta, though, the federal Liberals are about to be sawn in half, set on fire and shot from a cannon.
"It’ll be no illusion.
"There is a very real possibility — make that a probability — the party in Alberta will be wiped out in the next election, expected to be called as early as April. "
 

Makhno

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A Liberal outs himself.......

 
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