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Cock Throppled

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Okay, so there I was - my cock had accidentally fallen into the mouth of neighbour lady when her husband came home. Rapid adjustments were made and it was all, "Hi Al, whatcha doin' home?" from both of us. She was cool as a Liberal under inquiry and I went back to changing a wall switch for her. (He's useless as a handy man and, apparently as oral filler). It has only happened a few times and she seems cool and isn't pressing for more, but, like doing someone at work I don't think it was a good idea, despite how cute she is. (She's 20 years my junior, too which doesn't hurt). Now I'm sort of trapped. If I say, "no more," there's always the possibility she gets vindictive. Plus, it's a nice perk being able to go next door to borrow a cup of sugar or lend a tablespoon of, er...cum. I don't want this to escalate and I don't want to have to move. I plan to keep my distance for a while and hope to talk to her about maybe keeping things a lot cooler. I must also point out that hubby is a first class numb nuts. Not abusive or hostile, but very, let's say innefectual. He's very self-absorbed, and is tolerable but with that quality of bull shit that makes him tolerable, but unlikeable. He thinks we're good friends, but I can olny take him in small doses. They are both evangelical Christians and this was the last thing I expected from her, but hey, that's what makes life interesting. Not sure how she reconciles her behaviour with her beliefs. What would you do?
 

BDAClub

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Hmmmmmm......I'd keep askin for the Sugar......but that's just me. The only thing I'd change is the location maybe so no more suprises LOL
 

legendary

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Go for it, such opportunities are not always available. Find a safer locale, and deny, deny, deny if he gets suspcious. :cool:
 

hitrack

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Like I always say....why buy the cow if you get the milk for free
 

bonanzabob

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Morals of Fundamental Religious Persons

It's odd... the more people are sexually repressed through religion, the more it comes out in other ways. I'm living proof of that.

My Advice --- Consider carefully what you have to lose, and if what you have to lose isn't that much, then go for it.
 

LonelyGhost

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lucky bastard ... my neighbour to the south is about 100 years past ripe ... the one next door looks like she lives on prunes ... the one across the street invented 'bitch' and isn't letting go of the idea ... there is one hottie down the street a ways but a bit far to 'casually bump into' ...

damn.
 

tom25

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On either side of me are MILF. The one is blonde and a bit of a wacky enivronmentalist type. The other is a really hot brunette. Her daughter is about 18 and super hot. I think mommy has no idea about the afternoons the girl is home with her boyfriends!!!! The brunette comes across like a really uptight snob and very prissy. But I bet in the sack she'd be be quite wild. But both are way too close to home for my taste. There's a reason for paying, rather than indulging in the freebies. Way safer if you've got a s.o. and fewer complications otherwise.

Tom
 

Cock Throppled

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Stay tuned. "Al" asked me if I thought his wife was attractive. WTF?? Says he gets lots of offers from women at his job ( BS, I'm sure) but he is loyal, faithful, etc etc. Finds his wife attractive, but boring and she seems to have no interest in sex (not with him, anyway). I told him his wife is gagging for it and is hornier than Bill Clinton at a nurses convention and he'd better start putting the bone to her regularly or I would. Not really. Didn't answer the "how hot is she" question, just said they're probably going through a dry patch like all couples and things will get better.
 

The Lizard King

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Well...it sounds like you're absolutely going to have to continue to let her suck your cock just to keep her quiet and happy. Now see what you've done? Hey, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it. And by the way...if you decided not to, I'm pretty good at home repair!
 

Cock Throppled

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December update. Things have been totally platonic with the neighbour lady by mutual agreement since the spring, despite her tormenting me by sinbathing in the back yard (that's sunbathing with intent). I also met her brother during the summer and damn, is this guy a monster. Looks like Vince McMahon - only bulkier. Last thing I need is that stallion squeezing my scallions. Our (she and me) conversations have not even hinted at anything sexual until...
...she came over this week to deliver some gingerbread cookies for Christmas. These were hand crafted, X-rated cookies. The "girls" had breasts and a cut-out area. The "boys" had, well, "boys" and tiny erections. Most of them, anyway - a few had suffered disfiguring injuries in transit. I thanked her and pointed out that a few of the guys had been shortchanged in the cookiehood area. She said that wasn't her fault - they were all up while she had them in her hands. Hello!! Is it starting to get warm in here? I said I'm sure that was the case, but it's so hard to keep them that way, isn't it? She laughed and took a nibble out of one of the little guys. Things were starting to stir, and it wasn't a creature or mouse. She couldn't have missed my masculine bulge, but she didn't acknowledge it if she did notice.I asked if she'd like a cup of nog, with just a hint of rum. She pointed out she doesn't drink, but would love the nog (it's a soy nog, much less fat and tastes just like the real thing. All the supermarkets have it). I poured one for her and a double rum for me and we sat and chatted. I explained I hadn't done any Christmas shopping or baking yet so had nothing to give her. I was hoping for a certain response here, but I was somewhat disappointed. She said that was okay, Christmas is for giving and she was happy to give me the cookies and expected nothing in return. Okayyy...where do I go from there? Decided to try another approach and asked why she made her cookies naughty. She said they were a special batch just for me because she knows how sensual I am. Huh? Me, sensual? Sexual maybe, but sensual? She obviously has seen something in me I don't see. I again thanked her and she finished her drink and got up to leave. I knew nothing was going to happen and I was surprisingly okay with that. I said we'd probably see each other over Christmas and she agreed. At the door we hugged and she held on a little longer and a bit tighter than I expected. Or had she? Was I trying to read things into everything she did and said? I still had the erection and I made sure she felt it. Again, she didn't acknowledge it, so I assumed I had misread her hug. We let go and I opened the door for her. She stepped outside, stopped and turned. She looked me straight in the eye she said, "I hope you have a very merry Christmas, and I'm really glad to see how much you still appreciate my baking." Then she walked home.
 

Cock Throppled

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I'm lost here, guys. Is she playing me? Teasing? Just flirting to show she has control? I'm not sure what the hell happened or what I'm expected to do. We'll see each other over the holidays and at New Year. I'm inclined to not do anything and see if she makes another more obvious move, but even then I'm not sure doing the neighbour is a smart thing, which is why we stopped in the first place. Arrgh. Must try to think with correct brain.
 

Miss Jones

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Cock Throppled said:
I'm lost here, guys. Is she playing me? Teasing? Just flirting to show she has control? I'm not sure what the hell happened or what I'm expected to do. We'll see each other over the holidays and at New Year. I'm inclined to not do anything and see if she makes another more obvious move, but even then I'm not sure doing the neighbour is a smart thing, which is why we stopped in the first place. Arrgh. Must try to think with correct brain.

If it's started to effect your grey matter more than your groin area, it's probably best to just call it quits and move on to the next while you can still say, "it was fun while it lasted."
 

Sonny

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Miss Jones said:
If it's started to effect your grey matter more than your groin area, it's probably best to just call it quits and move on to the next while you can still say, "it was fun while it lasted."
Indeed, it seems that CT has this thing too much in his head now and is spending way too much time fretting on this little addiction. If the fling has turned into an affair in his brain, then it's trouble. A fling is just that... something that happens and may happen again and will likely have an end, all with no strings involved. Too close to home means you are reminded all the time. Let it go, CT and see a SP, AMP, Micro or SW to get the satisfying younger mouth you so much desire.
 

Herb_The_Perb

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Obviously the x-rated cookies were a seduction move on her part.

Now you have to decide whether you want to resume the fling, or keep things platonic, or do some flirting that doesn't get too physical.
Your call.