A kinky new kind of sex - anyone with experience???

logsplitter

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I have always had a fantasy that, during fs (with my penis fully inserted) I wanted to put a finger in the lady's bum and press down and stroke my penis while it was doing it's work stroking at the ladies front door. This can only happen in a few positions. It may also be difficult to find a compliant lady but mayby it would be fun for her too??

Alternativly it may be even more exciting to have a double with two ladies and have one on top doing a slow stroke and the other with her finger or two in the first ones bum double stroking me through the first ladies CAUSEIF. Has anyone experienced any such thing?? Was it over the top or best left at the fantasy stage??
 

gotsome2004

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My fantasy

ok, mine isn't kinky shit like yours but:
I have for a long time been fantasizing of enrolling the entire group on escorts-canada.com (all 17 girls) and have them stand up against a wall in an acoustic outdoor stage and arrange them in order of size and use my johnson as a xylophone instrument to play Offenbach's Can-Can theme...or at least die trying
 

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gotsome2004 said:
ok, mine isn't kinky shit like yours but:
I have for a long time been fantasizing of enrolling the entire group on escorts-canada.com (all 17 girls) and have them stand up against a wall in an acoustic outdoor stage and arrange them in order of size and use my johnson as a xylophone instrument to play Offenbach's Can-Can theme...or at least die trying
It would be worth the price of admission to see you blowing your own xylophone!!! LOL

The can can line up would be just as awesome??? hmmm
 

gotsome2004

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uh, technically you can't blow into a xylophone, its a stick like device. What I meant to say was that the girls backsides would be arranged like a xylophone upon which I would play music on...
 

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gotsome2004 said:
uh, technically you can't blow into a xylophone, its a stick like device. What I meant to say was that the girls backsides would be arranged like a xylophone upon which I would play music on...
Okay! I'll still pay to see you blow ON it! LOL
 

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gotsome2004 said:
uh, technically you can't blow into a xylophone, its a stick like device. What I meant to say was that the girls backsides would be arranged like a xylophone upon which I would play music on...
Okay, I went to ask the experts what kind of a sexual instrument you were talking about. I was sure your had to blow it to make it work but turns out you were right and banging the log on the ladies is what is required all right.

I'll volunteer to tune up the ladies so when you get to playing everything will be on key. Is that better??
 

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LOL, LOL, LOL. GotSome is hilarious!!! Man oh man, what a hilarious thread, LOL. So much for LogSplitter getting any serious responses, lol.
 

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Logsplitter,
You may have more luck with a greek lovin' lady and a DP with a vibrator.

You doggy in the back and she masterbates herself (and effectively you from the inside) with the vibrator in the front.

You will have to reach around front with your hands and hold onto her tits when she starts to buck you off rodeo style.

You can also do it spoon-style if it doesn't tighten her up too much. She will have better use of her hands too.

Hey Blowhard, can you make a smiley impression of this for greater imagery ?
 

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I'm looking for a similar experience, only I would like someone who can stick their tongue in my ass while I'm in her "balls deep". It would also be nice if when I'm about to blow my load she could then look me in the eyes and say "now....please finnish me off with a big mouthful". Anyone? :D
 

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I've never has so much fin with a thread in my life. LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL

Absorable I do recall Sharla offering me a special trick of hers back in Dec. She had some finger condoms on the night table. I asked her what she used them for (probably a dumb question). She said that some of the guys really liked it when they were about to come if she would massage their prostrate gland from the inside and put extra pressure on it during the squirt cycle. All I could think about was the last time my doctor put his finger up there and checked out the size of the walnut and pressed a little spunk out just for a closer check up in the lab. I nearly went through the roof when he did it because the feeling was so unusual. Not painful but something that I never experienced before and since I did not have the urge to kiss him before, after or during I guess it was not very arousing!! I passed with Sharla also but I'm still curious??
 

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Absorbable said:
I'm looking for a similar experience, only I would like someone who can stick their tongue in my ass while I'm in her "balls deep". It would also be nice if when I'm about to blow my load she could then look me in the eyes and say "now....please finnish me off with a big mouthful". Anyone? :D
I think her name is OCTAPUSSY!
 

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I'm surprised. The PM box has lit up with a couple of hits from ladies that I already know indicating an interest. Why did I wait so long??
 

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For many years, I've had the unfulfilled fantasy of drinking champagne from a woman's pussy. I have no idea where it came from - I don't watch porno (I'm a doer, not a watcher). I've never asked anyone to do it, not so much because of embarrassment, but more because I don't know if it could be harmful to a woman. I'd be concerned that the pH of the champagne could alter a woman's chemical balance and trigger a yeast infection, or something like that. Has anyone ever done this?

The champagne experience would be enhanced if another lady gave me a hot-and-cold BBBJ (alternating mouthfuls of ice-cold vodka and hot coffee) while I was drinking the champagne.

I've tried the chocolate on the clit thing, but, frankly, I much prefer the natural fragrance and taste of a woman. I like chocolate, but the taste of pussy really turns me on.
 

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Avery said:
For many years, I've had the unfulfilled fantasy of drinking champagne from a woman's pussy. I have no idea where it came from - I don't watch porno (I'm a doer, not a watcher). I've never asked anyone to do it, not so much because of embarrassment, but more because I don't know if it could be harmful to a woman. I'd be concerned that the pH of the champagne could alter a woman's chemical balance and trigger a yeast infection, or something like that. Has anyone ever done this?

The champagne experience would be enhanced if another lady gave me a hot-and-cold BBBJ (alternating mouthfuls of ice-cold vodka and hot coffee) while I was drinking the champagne.

I've tried the chocolate on the clit thing, but, frankly, I much prefer the natural fragrance and taste of a woman. I like chocolate, but the taste of pussy really turns me on.
Any of the fizzy wines and champa... are out. They usually have residual yeast that is still alive. Pick a product that has no more yeast alive in it or it will likely make the lady a little ill. I knew a guy once who told me that he bedded a fine gal one night and got down really close to lick the joint clean and found a residual unpleasan odor. He douched her up with some fine wine and he reported the rest of the evening went off without a hitch including the 'licking her up part'. He later got hitched to her though.
 

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What all this and no GS action to finish things off? :D
 

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logsplitter said:
I have always had a fantasy that, during fs (with my penis fully inserted) I wanted to put a finger in the lady's bum and press down and stroke my penis while it was doing it's work stroking at the ladies front door. This can only happen in a few positions. It may also be difficult to find a compliant lady but mayby it would be fun for her too??

Alternativly it may be even more exciting to have a double with two ladies and have one on top doing a slow stroke and the other with her finger or two in the first ones bum double stroking me through the first ladies CAUSEIF. Has anyone experienced any such thing?? Was it over the top or best left at the fantasy stage??
You are one SICK FUCK!!!!!!!

Paris/Caryn
 

willow

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{QUOTE] You are one SICK FUCK!!!!!!!

Paris/Caryn[/QUOTE]



Paris :( Everyone is entitiled to their own tastes, fetishes, fantasies and although you are not interested in his fantasy and you may find it distasteful, it's very unfair of you to be so judgemental. Í'm sure there are some out there that (regular folk and sp's) that do practice this and enjoy it..I've had worse requests :rolleyes: When I'm asked to do something I'm not interested in, I politely decline and give no opinion... that's it....nothin wrong with having a fantasy or fetish you want to live out ..
I'll bet you have a few of your own ..... ;)
 

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willow said:
{QUOTE] You are one SICK FUCK!!!!!!!

Paris/Caryn

willow said:
Paris :( Everyone is entitiled to their own tastes, fetishes, fantasies and although you are not interested in his fantasy and you may find it distasteful, it's very unfair of you to be so judgemental. Í'm sure there are some out there that (regular folk and sp's) that do practice this and enjoy it..I've had worse requests :rolleyes: When I'm asked to do something I'm not interested in, I politely decline and give no opinion... that's it....nothin wrong with having a fantasy or fetish you want to live out ..
I'll bet you have a few of your own ..... ;)
To each there own right Willow? Great post. I couldn't agree more.
 

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Paris said:
You are one SICK FUCK!!!!!!!

Paris/Caryn
Caryn your remark lacks the class and the standard which you represent yourself to stand for. I won't personalize my reply in a tone similar to what you have chosen to but your choice of words are pretty much what I expected from you when I considered posting this. I reasonably believed that you would find another boring moment and be overwhelmed by the opportunity to take a shot at me AGAIN. I have always spoken highly of you even though you have chosen to do otherwise in return. I will be happy to post more specific and frank detale of my review of my visit with you if you keep it up.

Respectfully submitted with no intention to offend anyone!

Logsplitter
 
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