A joke for Mr. smarty pants!

[VanIsland Lisa]

A man named "frankly" was drivin' down the road
when his wife phoned him and urgently warned
"frank, I just heard on the news, there's a car going
the wrong way down route 77! Please be careful!
"It's not just one car" said Frank "it's hundreds of em'!!



Q: Why are mens pee yellow and their sperm white?
A: So they can tell if they're comming or going!

Q: What does a vibrator and soy beans have in common?
A: Both are meat substitutes!

 

[chuck1561]

Kewl Lisa

Personalized Jokes.. Can I have one...Can I have one..oh wait maybe I shouldn't ask..lol

 

[chuck1561]

LOL

Ooooh that's really bad..l2l..but I'll take it..LOL..it would be much more FUN though to get a customized Joke from the Gorgeous Blonde that be Lisa..LOL..Frankly gets to have all the FUN..

 

[chuck1561]

There once was a pooner named Chuck,
oh this man had all the worst of luck,
but when Rylee was in town,
a smile replaced his frown,
and Chuck was the happiest fuck ...

gee thanks frankly..still waiting for the lovely Lisa to recite one though

 

[chuck1561]

It's Only Fair

Frankly since you went to the trouble of cusomizing one for me..
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Frankly is dating three women one of which is the Lovely Lisa and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.

Frankly can be like that, you know

 

[VanIsland Lisa]

For Chuck

CHUCK was in Japan on business. He hired a local hooker & was
goin' at it all night long with her. She kept screaming Fujifoo! all night-Fujifoo! Fujifoo! Which Chuck took to mean pleasurable.
The next day he was playin golf with his japanese clients & he got a hole in one. Wanting to impress them he yelled "Fujifoo! Fujifoo!" Looking confused the Japanese men said "what do you mean, wrong hole?"

 

[chuck1561]

LMAO

LOL..thanks Lisa..I needed the laugh..babealiscious with a sense of humour..Nummy..I've been Lisafied

 

[Jimbo]

Q: What do you call a group of six women with PMS and six with a yeast infection?

A: A whine and cheese party.