1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
>the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the
>hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
>where the toilet is?
>
>2. People who are willing to get off their butt to
>search the entire room for the tv remote because they
>refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
>
>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
>cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake
>if you can't eat it?
>
>4. When people say "it's always the last place you
>look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep
>looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who
>and where are they?
>
>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
>that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and
>stare at the damned floor.
>
>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
>Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is
>it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
>before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
>have been something before it.
>
>8. When people say "life is short". What the hey??
>Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What
>can you do that's longer?
>
>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
>"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be
>standing here?
>the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the
>hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
>where the toilet is?
>
>2. People who are willing to get off their butt to
>search the entire room for the tv remote because they
>refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
>
>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
>cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake
>if you can't eat it?
>
>4. When people say "it's always the last place you
>look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep
>looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who
>and where are they?
>
>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
>that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and
>stare at the damned floor.
>
>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
>Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is
>it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
>before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
>have been something before it.
>
>8. When people say "life is short". What the hey??
>Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What
>can you do that's longer?
>
>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
>"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be
>standing here?
