101 year old dead woman comes back to life during funeral

[jesuschrist]

http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/dead-woman-comes-alive-at-funeral-in-china-321956

Here's a better article, dating her at 95 years old:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109719/Chinese-woman-95-comes-life-climbing-coffin-days-died.html

 

[Pillowtalk]

That's awesome.

Do we have you to thank for the miraculous resurrection?

 

[Man Mountain]

Do we have you to thank for the miraculous resurrection?

Maybe it was Jasper, the douchebag ghost!

 

[jesuschrist]

That's awesome.

Do we have you to thank for the miraculous resurrection?

You wouldn't be thanking me or anyone else if you found her working at the local Chinese micro advertising as a 25 year old spinner for $100 full service + greek.

Here she is, that feisty little old lady who refuses to pass on, God bless her wrinkly little soul:

 

[Big Dog Striker]

Yups! God Bless her soul. If everyone was like her then no one will be discounting insurance anymore. :nod: