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Take Care You're doing the right thing! God Bless

This might seem a bit out of order but please try to give hope to the Hamster. Due to a declining budget and limited future $$$$ potential, the Hamster is being forced to retire from pooning. Please don't freak, cry, sell your stocks or kick the family dog, there is hope! The Hamster thought...

Multiple Pictures This is the last comment on this thread by the Hamster. It's simple: The Hamster has never seen Meg in person in his life. Yet, having read a few very very very positive reviews on appearance and service the Hamster decided to check out her new pictures on Av's website...

The Hamster Disagrees The Hamster disagrees with this feelings stuff. It's not like the Hamster is telling this to her face. This board is meant for pooners, not SP's. SP's should consider this board as reader beware. Example - Ah Fang is a very cute girl who provides good service...

Av ain't bad but Meg needs some work! Av's friend Meg is not incredible like some posts have stated. Guys, the Hamster is starting to lose faith in your ratings. Meg, to be honest, doesn't look healthy and the Hamster would give her a 3. She needs to eat more, get healthy, and get some sun...

Nasty women! You don't actually think the Hamster would pay for money for that ????

The Hamster came across a possible target for the Hamster dick! Has anyone experieced Beyonca? http://www.gentlemenworld.com/index1.html Please let the Hamster and his brothers know. Also, any reviews of Felicia from EC would be appreciated.

May I suggest model trains... My friend, you seem too nervous to partake is such vulgar activities. Maybe model trains is more what you're looking for...

Hey Lesley Lesley, the Hamster would like to give you a try. If the Hamster gives you the thumbs up, your phone will ring constantly... What do ya say? Can you handle the Hamster?

Since the Hamster is low on cash, and none of the low priced SP's are turning his crank, he's decided to give himself a review: It was Saturday night and the Hamster's wand was throbbing in his pants. The Hamster needed to release his gonads before they burst due to severe blue ball disease...

The Hamster was expecting to find the same old bunch of SP's on Escorts-Canada, but a bunch of new hotties have sprung to life! One problem, all these hotties are asking for $250 for 1/2 hr!!!!!!! The Hamster recommends a full ban of these SP's until they realize that we want $200 for the HR...

Take Care! I hope things workout for you and your lover! Question - Where did you meet her?

Let's shag! Lisa, why don't you hook up with the Hamster and then he can give you a full review. If you suck and fuck the Hamster dry, the pooning cronies will come in droves just to get a piece of your ass! What do ya say girlfriend?

Jill is amazing! If you want DFK, Jill didn't hesitate to put her tongue down the Hamster's throat! She's much bigger than Angelina and Yumiko, but just as much fun. Jill is far and away the best massage in the city. Pay the $200 for the hr, and you'll be there at least 1.5 hrs. Great...

Never was... Once again, it wasn't a wart, but an ingrown hair. It disappeared after about 1.5 weeks. Please consider this case closed.

My GOD! The Hamster would love to dip his massive 6 incher into Catherine Zeta's perfect TOE, and give her another kid. Since Michael is such a sex freak, the Hamster will let him watch and even video tape the session. Although, Michael might get upset when the Hamster covers Zetas lovely...

THe Hamster had a ingrown hair! The Hamster saw Jill a few days before so he thought she might have given the Hamster warts or something... Thankfully no she didn't...and no disrespect to Jill. One the best lays ever!!!!

The Hamster was wondering if there is any local therapy sessions for guys addicted to pooning? Forget alcohol, forget weed, coke, heroin, crack,... the Hamster needs help to cure the most addictive item of them all: SP's! Please help the Hamster and many many fellow pooners kick this habit!

ANyone ever had a Hot Lunch from an SP?

How about... HOw about those cocks that point down, when erect....What's up with that shit?