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Audrey, please forgive HG. He has a brain tumor. Hot photo session.

A lawsuit would be the last thing this psycho wants. The defense would be able to call many witnesses to attest to his character, his proclivities, his emails, voice and text messages, his insane rambling posts. Trials don't happen instantaneously. While the court date is pending, who's going to...

I haven't read Perb in ages, but this is sad. He's a practicing psychologist? He should have his license revoked, he's not in any condition to help himself, let alone others. There must be some process for initiating a review of his competence. Also, the newspapers might be interested in this...

Dok is just a lost soul. No need to crucify him. The things Audrey and Violet said should be a wake up call.

I hate Naomi the most. Oh wait. Wrong poll. Roxie, French speaking, dangerously upbeat goth girl. And Dez, my favorite equestrian. Each has far more personality than is proper for a lady to possess. As a happily dull person, it was like being shocked with a cattle prod.

Autumn's younger and taller than Audrey, killer body with large Asian themed tatoos. Not as beautiful as Audrey facially, at least as I recall her from a few years back.

I don't think you can compare kissing and bbbj. Kissing is pretty innocent, all things considered.

Deodorant?

Nah. I doubt your mileage will vary at all. :) JK. Dez was pretty upfront with her restrictions. I saw her based on Humperdink's glowing review, so I wasn't expecting anything approaching GFE. She really sticks to her guns when it comes to NO DATY. Damn, that girl has powerful thighs! After I...

I ran into Vikki a couple years ago at Tim Horton's of all places. They ran out of cream, so I whipped it out and saved the day. JK. Like Timmy Ho's would run out of cream. I would have talked to her, but I was up to no good.

I met Desiree once, and I have to agree with Humperdink. Dez strikes me as one of Victoria's best prospects. Bohemian hippy chick with a great rack, beaming smile, and a dazzling array of interests and abilities. Intelligent, witty, full of stories... Probably the dirtiest, filthiest...

That was a rant?

Think about the context of your fake chatroom courtship. It's twice removed from reality, an sp+john "friendship" carried out mostly in cyberspace. Don't cry 'cuz it's not really real, Man (Mountain). It's like when Bambi's mother died. Not even the Blue Fairy can turn her into your real GF...

It's not just luck. There's a respect dynamic. It cuts both ways, you sense when the other person will let you walk all over them and treat them accordingly. There are girls who I would never have cheated on, and girls who I happily "done wrong." Mr. Pizza guy musta had one of the former.

Of course it exists, as does global cooling. Climate shifts are the main culprit in most mass extinction events recorded in Earth's fossil record. Some of these forces which induce climate change are literally astronomical, impacts with comets and asteroids, eccentricities in Earth's orbit...

We might as well prepare ourselves for all the potential climates from the next Ice Age to Easy-Bake oven. Frankly, if we can't cope with a +/- 7C temperature band (roughly the range of the last 500 million years, versus the current mean), we don't deserve to rule the world.

The King is dead! Long live the King! How 'bout we coronate you by locking this thread?

If I had to do one of the two (twist my arm), I'd go with Trisha. But I agree with Athaire, you can't visit Victoria and only do one girl. That'd be insane.

Aw, c'mon guys, give the newbie a break. I'll give you the digits I promised Sideways. 1-250-968-7666. Be very discreet. Don't mention money or services, just say you have a package for her and arrange for a morning or afternoon "special delivery." Happy hunting!

There's kinda a milf-ish lady who does that, if you're into that. She could suck the horns off a moose. If you're interested, I'll ask around for her number.