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    I lost my dream apartment because of my job

    We didn't know how else to tell you.
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    What's keeping some of the reputable touring SP's from coming to Vancouver?

    HI, YES, I LOVE YOU. Or as I like to say, "how many other non-emergency services do you pay $300h but can't book more than an hour in advance?"
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    What's keeping some of the reputable touring SP's from coming to Vancouver?

    Relax10, for your understanding both of the concept of opportunity cost and the term itself, I have your blowie waiting here. Very good work, young man. The benefit of touring, if you want to know the market strategy (or talk more about it), is repeatedly visiting the same places and building...
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    Seriously, and people wonder why we stop accepting calls from app #s

    My love and idol Dan Savage talks about this being part of the socialization of women not directly saying no to advances and instead giving "I'm not free that weekend," "I have a boyfriend," or some similar such nonsense. It can be dangerous to directly turn down men and, often, men don't quit...
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    Seriously, and people wonder why we stop accepting calls from app #s

    Four separate, new contact examples today. Three old contact examples, two regular lurkers. This is a textbook example, but certainly not an outlier.
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    Stolen dog back home, interesting comments "Outcall theft"?

    I'd deploy some pocket bacon and scritches and your pup would happily walk me back home to bring down the beauty quotient in my apartment. ;)
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    Seriously, and people wonder why we stop accepting calls from app #s

    Maybe you're right--men are just too emotional to handle positions of power. ;)
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    Seriously, and people wonder why we stop accepting calls from app #s

    Ah, the bottomless well of angry texters. "Come here?" Sorry, I'm busy tonight. "You're a liar! Your ad is a lie! You said you were busy last week! Gotcha! And also, I have lots of hundreds of dollars and they're not for you anymore! And I'm going to leave a bad Yelp review, call the...
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    What's happening in Coquitlam and Poco?

    Clementine, is that today, tomorrow and Sunday we're visiting PoCo? Duos and solos? Like this? March 15th to March 17th, Clementine Smitereens and I will be offering duos and solo sessions in Port Coquitlam to all the poor humans who can't make it to see us in East Van. If we get...
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    Elsi Dawson and Clementine Smithereens in PoCo March 15th - March 17th Duos and Solos

    Programming note: For those who sent me emails between October and January, I had broken my wrist and, while everything else got back up and running, I dropped the email ball. I binned everything that was sent to me, but if you're still interested in getting some Elsi but you didn't hear back...
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    Elsi Dawson and Clementine Smithereens in PoCo March 15th - March 17th Duos and Solos

    GFE sessions $200hh incall, $300h incall, $350h outcall The standard issue session. If you're new to the scene or you're just looking for a bit of full-service company, come share a drink and have some attention paid to you. PSE sessions $350h+ For when you want something a little more 'I...
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    LE sneak & peek in Florida 7jj

    Enjoy your AMPs, fellas.
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    I lost my dream apartment because of my job

    I tell clients they can 'put that on any surface' without touching it, so that I can plausibly say they're just a forgetful Tinder date.
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    Catch your climax with a cock cam. Seriously

    I want it for entertainment! On BBC!
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    Website or App made specificly for SP or FWB

    Dating civvie guys as a sex worker summarized: 1.) "I could never date anyone who couldn't be sexually exclusive." Okay. "Tell me more about your job because I'm morbidly curious." Okay, but you're buying our drinks. 2.) "I think it's so hot that you're a sex worker. That's...
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    Duo recommendation

    thread closed!
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    Duo recommendation

    Is that closer to a haiku or a tanka?
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    Catch your climax with a cock cam. Seriously

    Yeah, we watched that as kids. Two cameras, if I recall: one in her and one on him. It was about as exciting as you'd expect--lots of pink, a flashlight, a load of cum in spurts, and fin. Ta-dah. Tell me when they put a camera inside a penis to watch him squirm.
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    What are you bragging about this week?

    jgg, hep to the happenings. Ten points to Gryffindor.
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    I lost my dream apartment because of my job

    Clem, your situation is very sad. Like an onion cutting itself.
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