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Oslo being the end all, be all of sex work and references, hurrah! Thank you for parting your wisdom. I feel like I learned so very much. You're a saint.

Yes, but were you shocked when your beach bum prices didn't include an espresso machine, a pool, and flat-screen TVs? This guy reminds me of all the WOT/B&S alarms that go off when someone goes to see a model, advertising $140hh, and then are shocked to hear someone else say "the pictures are...

One selfie before I get out of bed, one before lunch, one for dinner, one before I pass out. So, all of it.

TL;DR--Alberta man decides he wants to spend five weeks in Mexico. Plans for weeks and finds a gorgeous five-star accommodation at one-fifth the price! Books flights, pays his deposit, and then last minute, the host cancels! Oh no! How could this have happened? Why do bad things happen to...

She doesn't. Owe him. Anything. He bought time, they had time, end. She is not in his debt.

No hijacking!

I used to have an oversized scooter (there's a story if anyone wants to buy that pitcher), and I could rip that thing around pretty good. Also, my push-bike has drop bars and I'm not afraid to stand up on the pedals if I have to get up the hill. I don't mean to brag, but I go pretty fast.

As someone who can and does deepthroat (yes, rivercity, all the way past the uvula), this. ^^ Generally, I can get most dicks down most days, but there's angling to consider. If you curve upwards, I'll probably do it with my nose facing your taint. If you haven't washed up properly or to my...

I'd restrain you in any country, sy. Re tourism, what about your own tastes, johnnyd? That might help you narrow things down a touch. Personally, I prefer people with two legs (OBO), clean genitals of any gender (or, failing that, appropriate toys/mouth/digits), and either a keen sense of...

We're not in competition for clients, steverino. Gas stations are in competition. Telus and Shaw are in competition. Different bands playing different sets at different venues aren't in competition. The concept might be a little easier to grasp if you consider women and service providers to...

Ahh, if you go somewhere based on where you can best eye-fuck the locals, you're going to drive them away by being a creep. If you go somewhere you want to visit, you'll have a better chance of meeting people. To be interesting, be interested. In something other than following people around...

Nope, you're absolutely right. Let me know to which lady I can send the letter of recommendation. It's only fair. Also, I see you, flatterfly. ;)

It's probably not worth the hassle of messing with pretreated wood up in your climate. I'd go split rails, pin it together, and save your sanity. I could draw it up for you; it's pretty straight forward. You're looking at about 220 odd feet of railing, less gates and posts (depending on how...

My good friend Clementine Smithereens is about eighty feet tall... But don't call her Clementitties Smirtherbitties or she'll spend the whole session talking about me.

I've never even been in a bar fight! ...that I haven't won. Got asked today twice to be a reference and damn, makes me feel so good to get all those juicy stories afterwards. Sending off my clients to be foot soldiers to check out other ladies I might wanna duo with. Muahahhaa!

My good Uncle G, thank you. I feel like sybian should know by now that if I'm sitting at my desk, I'm probably alternating between jerking off and sipping whisky and using the other hand to type. I didn't realize cowboys were so very sensitive about grammar on their pooning forums... ;)

I was under the impression that I'm in unilaterally exclusive relationships with all of my clients! Two recommendations for asking for a reference: -Actually ask to use the SP as a reference. If you're sending someone my way out of the blue, it means that I have to start pulling up the other...

We might hit them again on the SLOP tour, yeah? Why not?

I can, and I do. Someone bring me my Zippo. ;)

I've fired a few clients who've told me that they're (sincerely) going into debt because of their immoderate bookings. I don't want to be party to that kind of situation.