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Fixed that for you. Check Twitter too. Usually you can get some traction with your airport and escorts (#yvrescorts). ...assuming they have planes out there, of course.

A blowie to Dick Ford for accurately diagnosing the struggle in Vancouver, and a second for doing it in reply to sybian who's never won himself a freebie. Good show, Dick. Keep up the good work.

The Elsi Fuck Buddies complain that I'm constantly eye-fucking everything that passes. I've been told numerous times that if I had a (bigger) penis, I'd be charged by now. Just head on a swivel and getting cavities from eye candy. I like to respond that I actually have a chance at picking up...

I bet you're popular.

I loved doing finance. I love the art of debits and credits and amortization rates and shares... I wasn't very good at it, relative to my blowjob skills, but I kept my head down and worked hard when I was there. Also loved being a car courier. That was a job I very much excelled at.

Sorry, just for clarification: posting anything at all or promotional posts?

VPL doesn't stock How To Hobby for Dummies, but sybian has a well-thumbed copy you can borrow. Based on what I've read of you, you'll do fine.

Things you can say to Elsi: -Your bunny is obnoxious. -You're playing with your tits more than I am. -Your mouth needs a rinse.

Emmy is older than me but if you put us side by side, you'd think I were her age and she's mine.

I have bookings for late May. We just got back into the swing of things after Christmas et al. Some people might be focusing on putting one foot in front of the other right now.

I can understand how you, a male model, perfect 10, and undeniable catch, would feel repulsed by the human condition of having skin over flesh, especially after you were kind enough to pity fuck these women, but I imagine the rest of the class doesn't have such a refined palette and would be...

You have discalculia? Sorry, bud! I was big into theatre as a kid. Dabbled in musicals. That stuck until I was fifteen/sixteen.

Good work, grizzly. Take ten fake internet points.

As a kid growing up, what did you want to be? What changed?

I've called Erica Phoenix 'mama' in bed and liked it. I'm sure she'll do that freaky shit for you.

I've heard that flying isn't the hard part, it's the landing. I've managed to pee on myself from the neck down in a session before. Gotta love the perverted clients who will pay for all of the extras and then let me figure out the most fucked up session we can muster. Gah! I love my job so...

Where the knock on effects of the OCP is fun think, I'd rather not clutter the mulling machine with Abby and Chilli. But! Some other guy who thinks real good had a think he thinked about small towns. My friends name is Chuck Palahniuk and the book he put it in was called... Rant? And he talks...

Ahh, the bell curve. Such a fun tool. Thank you for bringing it back into my mind while I'm sipping coffee. The other thing to consider about China is that they aren't fifty/fifty men and women. As a side effect of the One Child Policy, there are more men than women. China is the home of a...

"You can pee on me for $100 from the neck down, but I'll pee on you for free." I don't know, I just work here.

I'm sorry, you're right. We shouldn't have made this a chucklefuck of any asshole who's ever gone for a ride. People, please: if you have merits for the people who can ride, please state them. We're looking for someone who can ride well, not just any casual.