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His initial contact was to ask for a $250h when my rate was $300. Then he got grandfathered at $300 for poor conduct. Hence the post.

Eighteen blowies for Clem, two more for DDcanz for the kicks of being a cherry blossom, and this lovable tramp has to hop in the shower to see a fella about a few book recommendations, if you catch my drift. And fuck it, three for wintersurfer, five for sybian, and four beers for each Mod...

Ahh, the "seen and not heard" model, as outlined by a guy with 500 posts. Classic.

I have a feeling, and it's only because I work here, that his name isn't actually XXX I guess we all started with the intention of not outing each other and both fucked up. I did skip his phone number, though. Also, I love you like a good pair of DD Cans. Like, my own DD cans, you're close...

That's Daddy Elsi Dawson to you,Clem.

Did you catch the part where your opening gambit was to ask for a discount? I did. I caught that. I'm pretty hep.

Hot Shot (I'd like to see some counter reviews before you can take such a title personally, but), When you start paying advertising costs in sex work, especially post-FOSTA/SESTA, I'd love to be the shoulder you cry on. Love, peace and big kisses to you, bud.

Good morning, everyone. How are we doing today. Hope you're all well-rested and adequately medicated this morning. Yes, I held JimDandy out at an extra-special grandfathered rate. It's all part of my great conspiracy where I act like it's my body and my rules. JimDandy didn't want to play...

If I had a plus-one, I'd take me and my mum to Fiji. I haven't been in a few years, but it's her favourite place. "Elsi, this thread is about where you want to go." Yeah, and I wanna go spoil my mum because I love her. Step off already, Clem!

Hello, yes. I would like to do your bidding please.

If she wants to have you as a repeat client, doesn't that mean she enjoyed her time with you? Telling a client you don't like that you like them just makes more admin. Take yes for an answer.

Can confirm, edging and teasing is very Elsi-pleasing. And I'm pretty sure Clem's MO is dragging it out as much as possible no matter the session. If you let her in on what you want, I wouldn't be surprised if you took you up and down a few dozen times for the giggles. Good catch, Relax10...

I can already hear my jaw clicking.

I'm not proud of what I did and I'm sorry. I've been writing too much lately and now all my good brain juices are turning into sludge. I've booked a massage followed by a salad and a nap afterwards. See if that doesn't help. On the other hand, if I stay this dull, I could go into politics...

I dunno, Clem. That looks like a pretty tall order. Good looking, good body, healthy and clean? Yeesh. Pretty narrow search parameters, if you ask me. We're both in East Van, though... so, we got that covered.

Loose lips sink ships.

Thank you, Clem. I give you a blowie for the recommendation. Yes, I blowie like a champ. It's pretty much my favourite position. It's not that you're cleared the day you draw blood. The test means that three to six months ago, you didn't have any STIs in your system. There's an incubation...

Yes. Take that euphemism. But also, another thing I've known since I was probably ten: I can do anything if I go slow enough and work hard enough. This is how I will take over the world. ;)

I know you've been vocal about your love and support for me, so I'm going to go gentle on you, mistermetro. Independent SPs get all kinds of short straw when it comes to time management and scheduling. We don't have set office hours. We do our own screening, so we need more time to make sure...

I posted the full quote before, but the Mods (what the hell, mods!?) decided that commentary on how and why small towns have such babes isn't relevant to a conversation about where the hotties at. *winces, waiting for the mods to come down on her like a tonne of bricks for telling it like it...