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Do you mind!? How's a lady to cover her tracks if you're out here pointing them out? Further to the other concerns about the legitimacy of my new business, maybe. Probably not. It's a nice little fantasy like the leagues of men in my life who'd like to move to some developing country...

Threesomes.

"A visitor always brings joy. If not with his arrival, then with his departure."

Ooooh, I've made friends at my local nail salon (my near-limitless charm doesn't discriminate between people paying me and the other people I give that money to) and been offered a job there. I think I did a good job negotiating my position--I get to bring in my bunny and wear whatever I want...

I found my calling, you should be happy for me! Besides, I was never really that good in bed anyway, you're not missing much.

Finally, some sensible fuckin' advice. Uhh, are band tees still in? Do we go for purple walls or just black? Thinking out loud here.

Thank you, FFF. I don't know why Clem's got such a bee in her bonnet. She left me here and now she's surprised that I'm not interested anymore? What did she think would happen?! Oh shit, so it's essentially sex work with fewer dick pics? Dude.

I only need to buy the first colour, and then I'll get paid and I can buy the second one. Clearly, you've never taught piano lessons before. (Please, someone catch this reference.) Snitch. The second one wasn't even mine, it doesn't count. Was it the Metallica, sub? Or was it the latex...

I got $137 and a good attitude, does that count for anything?

Hello humans, I'm thinking of getting out of the paid-and-laid game and starting myself a nice little nail salon. But it's not gonna be like all the other ones, it's gonna be themed like a tattoo parlor! And we're gonna listen to Metallica all day and there's gonna be the black latex gloves...

This comment is turning my lights on, if you know what I mean.

I've pulled most of the menu details off my ads because no one reads the fucking thing anyway and listing off services seems to inspire WOTs to ask about every graphic detail about each service. I post that I offer DFK? "Hey, do you use tongue? Would you suck on my tongue? Could you sit on...

GFE sessions $200hh incall, $300h incall, $350h outcall The standard issue session. If you're new to the scene or you're just looking for a bit of full-service company, come share a drink and have some attention paid to you. PSE sessions $350h+ For when you want something a little more 'I...

April 11-13, Clementine Smithereens and I will be headed to Squamish for duos and solos. Prebook with a deposit before April 10th for discounts. If you ask nicely, we might give you stickers and business cards and... fuck, what was that last thing.. Oh, right, mindblowing sex. Should be a...

To misquote: "Sorry for all the BS lately, but isn't this crazy, we're under new, unnamed management! All of the problems are going to be solved and the new guys are totally nice and doing good things. Peace and love, everyone." We're just sitting on the front steps waiting for Daddy Leolist...

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Apologize for asking for a discounted rate. And then don't expect a discounted rate.

It's the "have we learned yet" tax. I've made bookings on that and handed them the extra back when they come over and prove themselves to be gentlemen. I still have hundreds of reasons to make a booking, change lives and hearts, and all of the basic don't-be-an-idiot rules apply, but sometimes...

What!? You're not proud of being part of such a robust and flourishing community?!