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90 minutes as a stranger in someone's incall for the first time alone with them Less 10 mins to shower and leave (your numbers) Less 70 - 75 mins of playtime Lemme pull out my millennial calculator and... carry the one You hope that your charm alone can take you from Stranger Danger to...

Bravo! One blowie.

!! "I would have given her the $40 dollars anyway for her service but when she told me to give her the forty dollars for her service, I knew I'd be sulking about it ten years later." And comparing it to rape, charming.

Two blowies for making me snort, less one for putting butter sculptures over a fireplace unless: a) you've also forsaken lighting fires; or, b) you can say that watching them get drippy is part of the joy.

Good catch! Emmy, take my crown. I'll have you know, sir, that our mutual friend personally signed my papers and I've been accepted as Honorarily Gen X. Go ahead, ask her. And to your point on the numbers, we both know you couldn't pull 85mins of straight fucking if you were paid to and you...

Everyone, please note that this is a really real true story and very much objective fact. This recent young lady, who absolutely squirted unexpectedly, very much enjoyed her time and probably would refuse a tip for service because she did very much cum so good. This feat was accomplished by...

Giving extra for going over time with someone you don't have an established relationship should be 101. You booked for 90mins and had 100? Well, yeah, at least make the offer. There's a bunch of dualities in sex work that drive me nuts. This one is the Don't Clock Watch vs Timing is Her...

I'm going to be the last person to offer unsolicited business advice to a sex worker, but I can tell the clients how to run their lives--then don't book DATY again. If that was something you weren't interested in paying for, the risk that she may squirt during and you'd incur additional fees...

But I am. Elsi's ad on Tryst.

I book using my work name since that's the one that screens better (my human name isn't very helpful in screening) but I make sure to clarify that I'm hoping to be the client for the session I'm booking (as opposed to when I'm booking a duo and I share responsibilities with the other SW). Works...

Dude, can you wash my panties before you return them? Thanks.

For my situation, I prefer texting because: - if I'm in session or otherwise occupied, you've left me a message to tell me why you've contacted me - if we're booking a session, I can screensplit our conversation and my calendar to see what my availability looks like - if I'm running around...

What about a site that's only verified SPs? That wasn't hosted anywhere near the States, had strong search parameters, let the advertisers see their analytics to make more informed marketing choices, had a support team that valued input and responded to issues and would allow for links out to...

But she'll eat a spring chicken like it's no one's business. Yes. We know Emmy has boundaries. We get it. She's a grown-ass woman and allowed to do that. I also refuse to do anything with scat. Why not make that the rally cry. "Everybody poops, Elsi. You can't deny everyone!"

Mods! Joey's making cusses again!

THIS LITTLE BABY I'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD ON. I'm so excited to have a pile of SPs on my bed, camming, chatting with strangers, raising funds for a good cause and doing shots anytime someone drops ten bucks in our bucket. My good time/bad girl senses are tingling. (And, of course, I'm so...

As someone who had a career as a payroll admin, I'd restructure taxes as a demand-side issue. No income tax, all goods and sales tax. It'd catch more people and exceptions would clear more people. No homo. Also, have you seen my twitter?

Sorry for the delay, I was posting a donation game for our fundraiser on Twitch and realized I completely forgot about the used panties auction. Egg on my face... Yes, I like to play through stories offline by myself or I'll go online with other friends I know so at least when I'm drowning in...

Oh, that old thing? Our friend and beautiful local miracle worker Michaela Banks lost her mother this last month and, in order to support her with a little time off and help with expenses associated, a handful of SPs are going to gather round a web cam to play games, answer questions, do shots...

- The top count I have is 11 in series (cum, break, cum, break) but I'm sure in a day it's probably twice that. - The oldest person I've had satisfying sex with? Hmmm. When I was ... fifteen?? I managed to swindle my foreman into showing me what an enthusiastic and thoroughly experienced...