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Well obviously lol, apparently I couldn’t find the right girls...sorry women. I recently found out some of them don’t like being called girls. Too much to learn and not enough time. :confused: Appreciate the comments. It's okay. You'll do fine in the dating world. Then you can take your...

Get you some Judge Judy and you'll be right as rain.

Uhoh, hold onto your butts. We're going for a ride. Welp, another one bites the dust. May we all have learned something from this experience.

Bros coming to steal jobs from hard-working whores, playing each other porn and whacking it together. I've written a poem: First they came to the wives, but I said nothing because I was not a wife. Then they came to the porn, but I said nothing, because I don't leave active evidence. Then they...

Thread hijacked. I haven't put on a bra all weekend--except when Clem does it for me. True story.

We suspect that Eros is, how do you say, compromised. Maybe not the best bet.

I met her during Halloween, so she was a little more covered up, but she was lovely nonetheless.

He's got that CFNM fet.

I know a place! DM me for details!

Obvs the movie. Not the porn. Sybian, you're going to have to learn this about me--I'm pretty big into Disney. I'm mad at Trump also because I can't go to Disneyland. Here's Elsi having the exact best time of her life at DL.

Atwood. Yes. Ten points to Gryffindor and a blowie to jgg.

While You Were Out is on right now, I'm skipping it for Toy Story 2. And looking down my shirt.

Also, sybian, I have a vagina and boobies. If I were to be strung up on sexual harassment charges, it likely would have happened by now. Like, I'll take the vacay, but you're not gonna win this one. Sorry. Male oppression is real and I'm your oppressor.

You're fired. Collect your things and leave. The mods will escort you out.

Clementine has this silky onesie that I really want to take off her. Available in PoCo today and Sunday! Show us a good time and we'll make an effort to come back! ;)