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Dark_Knight

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It is almost pointless to write another thread about kendra as everyone here knows how awesome she is. It was my first visit to see her in her new digs. It is truly a nice place. She has put a lot of hard work into building a great establishment. I was met outside by "puddles" as fuzzy calls her (info I found out later) she gave me a brief tour and then took me to the far room. Knowing from fuzzy's experience I had her start the shower for me as I didn't want to be puddles part deux.

Kendra came in and was surprised to see me as I used the name she had mistakenly called me for our first couple sessions. She said "____" The only "____" I know isn't really a "____" I had figured she would have guessed it was me but she didn't until in the room. The massage was wonderful... really worked the tension out of me. and then the fun stuff started and it put the tension right back into me. Kendra is truly awesome. An hour with her is like spending an hour with a girlfriend. She does make you feel like you are the only one even if it is only for that hour. After the fun stuff she offered me a pop and muffin (made by puddles she said) for the road. That puddles is a good muffin maker. Would I repeat? Well of course, this is kendra we are talking about here.
 
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Geez, Kendra was a trooper Sunday. Double shift and only one there in the evening AND booked solid! Glad I got in when I did. Thanks Kendra. Im glad I gave her a pleasant surprise at the beginning and a satisfying one at end. Next time, Ill massage you Kendra and get Lilith there too;)
 
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Dark_Knight

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Kendra_Chase said:
That was one hell of a time (as always). I thank you. My only disappointment was not getting to hear your rendition of Sir MixAlot's "I like Big Butts" - you sir, are truly the man for bustin' that beat out! Lol We should have an "Ice Ice Baby" rap battle next time I think....

Can't wait for the next visit.... I tell ya, the days just keep getting better at Elite Retreat. I think I will move in there to not miss the continuous fun. haha

Take Care until next time DK. xox (spank) ;)

xox K
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That would work except I don't know the words to ice ice baby... Also, the sir mixalot was a one time thing.... not to be done again.... I think next meeting.... YOU should get the spanks....
 
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That would work except I don't know the words to ice ice baby... Also, the sir mixalot was a one time thing.... not to be done again.... I think next meeting.... YOU should get the spanks....
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lol - don't know the lyrics hey. Alrighty then. Make sure to spike your hair into a mohawky kinda thing for the performance. woo hoo. We'll have to change your mini name though from Brooding Super Hero too...... a little help here???

Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby


I can't believe I still like this song. It is going to be stuck in my head for days now. Thanks a lot. lol
 
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I forgot in my last post to thank you...:mad:.. I have had this damn song stuck in my head all day now...:eek::mad::eek::mad::eek::mad:
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You're welcome. I aim to please. Try this one on for size. Now you'll really hate me. lol

Lyrics to Wannabe :
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really,
Really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try,
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really,
Really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me,
You gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
We got G like MC who likes it on an,
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
And as for me you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down and wind it all around.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
You gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my lover.


This f'n song has been stuck in my head since seeing The Spice Girls movie on the weekend. Good times...

PS - sorry for jacking your thread Dark Knight. I need a hobby. lol
 
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HBM1 said:
You're welcome. I aim to please. Try this one on for size. Now you'll really hate me. lol
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Nope, not falling for that one, not one bit. I have been blasting Ozzy, The Scorpions, Grand Funk, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, and the likes of them to try and get rid of Vanilla Ice.

A for effort though...:D
 
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Shibarimaster said:
Nope, not falling for that one, not one bit. I have been blasting Ozzy, The Scorpions, Grand Funk, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, and the likes of them to try and get rid of Vanilla Ice.

A for effort though...:D
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I am not a quitter. How about a little Bell Biv Devoe? Last attempt.

Poison
Yeah spot a man of freedom for a fact aah-aah uh-hum
Poison you ready Ron I'm ready
You ready Dave I'm ready Slick are you
Oh yeah break it down

Girl I must warn you
I sense something strange in my mind
Yeah yo situation is serious
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time
Mm mm tell 'em Rick it's all so beautiful
Relationships they seem from the start
Yeah mm mm it's all so deadly
When love is not together from the heart
Mm mm check it out

It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead

That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is poison poison

If I were you I'd take precaution
Before I start to leave fly girl
You know 'cause in some portions
You'll think she's the best thing in the world
She's so fly, she'll drive you right out of your mind
Steal your heart when you're blind
Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin'
You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin' dreamin'

Poison deadly moving it slow
Looking for a mellow fellow like DeVoe
Getting paid laid so better lay low
Schemin' on hots my end the pro show
The low pro hot should be cut like an afro
See what you're sayin' huh
She's weighin' but I know she's a loser
How do you know me and the crew used to do her
Poison (x20)

I was at the bar shake shakin' takin' 'em off
And that night I played the wall
Checkin' out the fellas the highs the lows
Keepin' one eye open still clockin' 'em
Still one particular girl that stood out from the rest
Poison as can be how how is she
Michael me and see and I'm runnin' the show
Bell Biv DeVoe ha-ha ha-ha
Now you know you're Slick blow

It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead

That girl is poison (Poison poison)
Never trust a big butt and smile
Poison (Poison poison)
She's dangerous
Poison
Oh yeah (poison) oh yeah
(Poison poison)

Hear fellas you hear what I'm saying Mike
Yeah baby dance for a fact
What's happened to Ral-T and Johnny G and Bobby Brown
You know who we mean crew
(Poison)
ah-ha ah-ha ah-ha
 
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Shibarimaster said:
Muaha ha ha, I am now immune to your feeble attempts, my Kung Fu is stronger than yours…:D
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lol. I listened to Creeping Death from Metallica about 10 times in a row at the gym, and now I am also back to normal. Well, as normal as I'm ever gonna get. haha.
 
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