My Tale

shynnewguy · Nov 27, 2008

this thread is awesome

TooMuchFun22 · Nov 27, 2008

69guy said:
69GUY, you have talked about freindships etc with some SPs and expressed some of your infatuations and genuine care for SPs like KENDRA.

when did i ever say i was infatuated with any SP? i'd like to know that. you make it sound like i do not know the boundaries between myself and SP's such as Kendra. i also know that after seeing Kendra as much as i have, it is kinda hard to not have any kind of feelings towards her. I do care about her, but just as a friend and i am pretty sure i have told her that. it feels awesome that her and i get along so well, and that we can talk about anything.

is it a mistake that i consider her a friend? i do not know. she is the only one that can answer that for ya.

Says the guy who labels himself KENDRAs bitch, and ridden to her rescue before.

69GUY.... Kendra is awesome, I have met her and talked to her numerous times, she is a smart and astute business person, she is using this lifestyle to get somewhere and I think trying to enjoy herself along the way.

That being said, more that one perberite would observe your posts et al, as having a level of infatuation with her.

Add to that the "part of myself" comment, and I would suggest you might be looking for more that the hobby can give you and as a result feel that disappointing feeling....

But then again maybe I am just full of shit.

TooMuchFun22 · Nov 27, 2008

Markl said:
Sperm, HB just knows who it is from my previous posts. Quite clever of you however to make the text larger from my posts to say where she worked.

To the guys who think I'm a stalker... I just say this.. you are fucking idiots. I don't care if I get banned for it.. but you are idiots nonetheless.

How can you care about someone and do something they'd dislike? Morons.

Fuck off morons.
Your opinion doesn't matter to me.

Says the guy who responds to our opinions.

Seriously MARKL posting on here about your love for an SP who you "stole" a part of by paying her for sex.... seriously..... posting annonymous notes on here "saying goodbye" after she said she doesnt want to see you any more....

We fully expect to drive by the TOUCH and see you standing in the parking lot with a GHETTO BLASTER over your head ala the movie Say Anything.

P.S. If you don't want random people commenting an analyzing your behaviour....here is a suggestion don't post your "unrequited love" problem on a public board full of deviants and degenerates.

HB40 · Nov 27, 2008

TooMuchFun22 said:
But then again maybe I am just full of shit.

Says the guy....

yeah you said it, first thing I've listened to from you yet! Give it a rest, I'm starting to understand what pathetic and stalkerish really looks like.

overdone · Nov 27, 2008

Markl said:
Fuck off morons.Your opinion doesn't matter to me.

It's just too bad you didn't mean that, because then maybe you would have been intelligent enough to buy yourself a nice pink diary with a lock on it. That's where your thoughts on this subject should have been placed.

You chose to put the post up. Even a person with a grade 6 education would be smart enough to expect the responses you've gotten.

You got what you asked for, attention. Live with it.

schizo_man · Nov 28, 2008

Markl said:
To the guys who think I'm a stalker... I just say this.. you are fucking idiots. I don't care if I get banned for it.. but you are idiots nonetheless.

How can you care about someone and do something they'd dislike? Morons.

Actually, alot of people do things that the people they like would dislike. do ya think all the wives out there would like to know their husbands are seeing sp's? Probably not. Does that mean the men don't care for them? not necessarily. Would families like to know that their daughters/sisters are sp's? Some probably not. Does that mean that the sp's don't care about their families?

you have mentioned time and again how you "just want her to be happy." It's not a stretch before you get mad that she won't be happy with you. oh but "give me a chance to show you"

You continually try to "prove your love", being a white knight coming to rescue the damsel in distress. Always have to try again that one last time.

one other thing, Stalkers don't think that they are stalkers. You may not be one yet, but stop now before you become one. I do understand that it's easy to become very emotionally involved with a sp, especially if you are not the type of person to sleep around. The intimacy that can be provided is truly mind blowing.

did she ever:
call you when she wasn't working, encourage you to call her
give you her non-sp name
let you know where she lives, and vise versa
give you her private phone number/email address
want to do anything with you outside of the mp
refuse to take the money

praxis · Nov 28, 2008

Time to TOFTT with Cherry. . .

http://velvettouchspa.com/gallery.html

to get the other side of the story...

TooMuchFun22 · Nov 28, 2008

HB40 said:
Says the guy....

yeah you said it, first thing I've listened to from you yet! Give it a rest, I'm starting to understand what pathetic and stalkerish really looks like.

Ah HB40 wants to chime in..... which of my comments about the patheticness of many pooners touched a nerve with you..... LOL.

HB40 · Nov 28, 2008

TooMuchFun22 said:
Ah HB40 wants to chime in..... which of my comments about the patheticness of many pooners touched a never with you..... LOL.

Well I`m glad you asked TMF22.

These are the ones about your patheticism of pooners that got on my nerves. But mostly it`s your self-righteous know-it-all posts that really get to me, but I thought if I list those too I`d look a little stalkerish, although I admit it`s pitiable to show such interst in a loser who seems to think he`s so much smarter and better than the majority of us.

Oh, BTW...and this is a direct question for you TooMuchFun22. Are you or have you ever been a stalker type?

TooMuchFun22 · Nov 28, 2008

darvhinder said:
err TMF22, just a note for future reference:

patheticness is not a word (but sounds cool)

Also, I believe you intended to use nerve and not never.

And if you don't mind, could you please answer a quick question for me:

Are you now or have you ever been a pooner?

I have pooned for 11+ Years. In Edmonton, Calgary, Toronto, Vancouver, Vegas.

Thanks for the proof read, and you obviously understand patheticness as a word nicely so good on you.

TooMuchFun22 · Nov 28, 2008

novasss said:
Knowing everything really is quite a burden isn't it? It must get quite tiring. I'm sure your shoulders are getting sore.

Oh on the contrary there is plenty I do not know. But the difference between me and many others is I know what I don't know.

Many people don't understand that concept.

My shoulders are fine, being intelligent and pragmatic about things is not burdensome. I quite enjoy the fact that my posts warrent such feverish responses, as it tends to be a measure of their validity.

Here is what I know.

1) I know and have had a number of conversations with Kendra, Gabrielle, Brandy, Cassidy (Penthouse), EMMA (Legends), Dee, Vienna, and many others about the realities of the lifestyle. All of these SPs have known my handle on Perb. All of these people have communicated to me at times that they appreciate my perspective. And it isn't all about the love either, because at times Vienna has been pissed at me. As a result I am completely fine with who I am. And I beleive well respected SPs opinions validate my perspective.

2) This is simply a hobby, not necissarily a lifestyle for me. I don't flirt with SPs publically on boards I don't maintain a personna on line, I don't feel compelled to brag about my exploites in Penthouse Letters esqe prose.

Reality is, I do not take advantage of my democratic right to be wrong all that often.

If any of you want, I would be happy to coach you on "how to have an above average session with an SP."

God knows that some of you need it.

TooMuchFun22 · Nov 28, 2008

HB40 said:
Well I`m glad you asked TMF22.

These are the ones about your patheticism of pooners that got on my nerves. But mostly it`s your self-righteous know-it-all posts that really get to me, but I thought if I list those too I`d look a little stalkerish, although I admit it`s pitiable to show such interst in a loser who seems to think he`s so much smarter and better than the majority of us.

Oh, BTW...and this is a direct question for you TooMuchFun22. Are you or have you ever been a stalker type?

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OK, if POONERS dont want to get lectured about being Pathetic, don`t post stuff like "well I am really feeling pissed off, I had a bad feeling but then I decided to stay anyway..... blah blah blah"

Or I am in love with SP X.....

Or, I cannot beleive the nerve of these women to charge X it is such a rip off.....

And as far as being a stalker, I sat and waited once for someone who I felt I needed to talk to, I remember about 30 minutes into waiting deciding I was being completely pathetic and leaving. I decided to just let it go, and suck up the difficulty of feeling I had left a lot unsaid.... about 4 days later comes the phone call..... left it for voice mail as I did not want to slip back in, next day another voicemail.... finally a knock at my door, and the girl was saying why did you stop trying to talk to me.....

Needless to say she ended up wanting me more than I wanted her..... it did not work out.

So to answer your question, I was a stalker for 30 minutes, and remember vividly that it was completely unacceptable and wholly pathetic.

But the difference between me and many pooners, I learn from my mistakes.

HB40 · Nov 28, 2008

What do you know?

TooMuchFun22 said:
OK, if POONERS dont want to get lectured about being Pathetic, don't post stuff like "well I am really feeling pissed off, I had a bad feeling but then I decided to stay anyway..... blah blah blah"
Or I am in love with SP X.....

Or, I cannot beleive the nerve of these women to charge X it is such a rip off......

Okay, so here's the problem TMF. Offering the opinion on the patheticnessivativity (sic

) of a particular perbite is fine when done with class or humorous sarcasm, but you always follow up your comments with "the problem with pooners or, if only all the pooners or, for all the pooners" blah blah blah Just because it's true for some pooners does not make it a universal truth, sheesh your BS about YMMV should prove that.

Please, spare us your insights and advice into this lifestyle. Stick with your statement you made to Novasss, "I know what I don't know"...whatever the fuck that means.

TooMuchFun22 said:
And as far as being a stalker, I sat and waited once for someone who I felt I needed to talk to, I remember about 30 minutes into waiting deciding I was being completely pathetic and leaving. I decided to just let it go, and suck up the difficulty of feeling I had left a lot unsaid.... about 4 days later comes the phone call..... left it for voice mail as I did not want to slip back in, next day another voicemail.... finally a knock at my door, and the girl was saying why did you stop trying to talk to me.....

Needless to say she ended up wanting me more than I wanted her..... it did not work out.
So to answer your question, I was a stalker for 30 minutes, and remember vividly that it was completely unacceptable and wholly pathetic.

But the difference between me and many pooners, I learn from my mistakes.

I will commend you though for not falling for my ruse. But it's pretty tricky yourself how you say you learn from your mistakes....do you ever really make them? Even in the little stalker story you gave us you still conveniently turned it around onto her, you didn't really do anything wrong did ya. All you seemed to learn was how much better you are than many pooners, but you knew that anyway.

TooMuchFun22 said:
2) This is simply a hobby, not necissarily a lifestyle for me. I don't flirt with SPs publically on boards I don't maintain a personna on line, I don't feel compelled to brag about my exploites in Penthouse Letters esqe prose.

TooMuchFun22 said:
And as far as who I am from behind the computer, I am the guy that understands the realities of this hobby (more of a lifestyle really) more than you and most other people. I am the guy that doesn't share the same delusions that you do.

The big difference between you and many pooners is that this is a hobby for you, no wait it's a lifestyle....oh I don't know what the hell, you're back and forth with that one. You have delusions of grandeur pal, I'm glad you don't share the same delusions as we do.

69guy · Nov 28, 2008

TMF you are such a loser. so now i'm a stalker for having an awesome rapour with an SP. you make yourself sound so high and mighty, but all you really are is a bully.

i have also talked to Kendra about pretty much anything. i know why she is in the business. but then i guess you would know that already since you know EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here's an idea for ya. next time you see Kendra, ask her about me. find out the reason why so many of the girls i have seen have nothing but nice things to say about me. you think you know so much about me.

REALITY CHECK............................quit blowin smoke up your own ass!!!!!!!!

jim · Nov 30, 2008

Someone pass me the clue bat

sperminator said:
You know, HB40, I really don't believe Markl planted the name of the studio in his original post in the form of a puzzle. I really don't believe that. I think that you, HB40, found the letters by coincidence and decided to point out the "hidden clue" just to make me look like an idiot to prove your point.

I wonder if you can apply for a handle change? My suggestion is VanBoy1.

longknight · Nov 30, 2008

Well...

I feel bad for you Markl. I can almost relate as sometimes after good sex it really feels like I know them on a deeper level, but when I stand back and look at it, it's just sex and money.

I know that doesn't help you at all, but perhaps some time away from it would give you time to refocus.

I really believe it's wise you stay away from the girl for a while. For your own sake. You know it's not going to work, so anything else is just going to torment you.

It really sucks that it happened the way it did, and I hope you manage to ride it out smoothly.

TooMuchFun22 · Dec 1, 2008

HB40 said:
Okay, so here's the problem TMF. Offering the opinion on the patheticnessivativity (sic ) of a particular perbite is fine when done with class or humorous sarcasm, but you always follow up your comments with "the problem with pooners or, if only all the pooners or, for all the pooners" blah blah blah Just because it's true for some pooners does not make it a universal truth, sheesh your BS about YMMV should prove that.

Please, spare us your insights and advice into this lifestyle. Stick with your statement you made to Novasss, "I know what I don't know"...whatever the fuck that means.

I will commend you though for not falling for my ruse. But it's pretty tricky yourself how you say you learn from your mistakes....do you ever really make them? Even in the little stalker story you gave us you still conveniently turned it around onto her, you didn't really do anything wrong did ya. All you seemed to learn was how much better you are than many pooners, but you knew that anyway.

The big difference between you and many pooners is that this is a hobby for you, no wait it's a lifestyle....oh I don't know what the hell, you're back and forth with that one. You have delusions of grandeur pal, I'm glad you don't share the same delusions as we do.

Well done.... POSTING on PERB is a hobby. Dumbass.

If you don't fall into the "majority" pile then take it with a grain of salt.

Are you not retired..... isn't retiring from pooing and then posting on the boards and commenting on other session like a crack addict "just hanging out" in the crack house.

HB40.... you seem to have spent way too much time stalking my posts.... I must have hit a nerve.

And I make plenty of mistakes... everyday to be accurate, but specifically on the stalker front.... I learned before I embarassed myself, and trust me that 30 minutes was a PATHETIC 30 minutes.

HB40 sounds like you have sympathy for the stalker... I am surmising you are more of the pathetic type the more I read you.....

TooMuchFun22 · Dec 1, 2008

69guy said:
TMF you are such a loser. so now i'm a stalker for having an awesome rapour with an SP. you make yourself sound so high and mighty, but all you really are is a bully.

i have also talked to Kendra about pretty much anything. i know why she is in the business. but then i guess you would know that already since you know EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here's an idea for ya. next time you see Kendra, ask her about me. find out the reason why so many of the girls i have seen have nothing but nice things to say about me. you think you know so much about me.

REALITY CHECK............................quit blowin smoke up your own ass!!!!!!!!

OK..... here is some advice.... READ my post, and don't substitute your true feelings for what I said. I said, more than one perberite would suggest to you that more than friends you seem to represent a level of infatuations with Kendra....

Please show me where I called you a stalker. But thanks for showing us that you are very VERY sensitive to the fact that you might be a little stalkerish with her.....

You know things like posting right after her, always stepping in to defend her. etc. etc.

I just thought you had a little crush on her, maybe you are fighting a bigger demon... thanks for pointing that out to us.

Also more advice, considering you seem to need it.

Being really defensive, not a real strong position to defend the fact that you aren't INFATUATED or CRUSHING on someone.

Saying... ASK anyone and all they will say is nice things about me! Suggests that you beleive everything you are told by SPs. which might be a poor approach to pooning. Remember the compliments you get are sometimes tied to the fact that you PAY sps.

HB40 · Dec 1, 2008

TooMuchFun22 said:
Well done.... POSTING on PERB is a hobby. Dumbass.
Are you not retired..... isn't retiring from pooing and then posting on the boards and commenting on other session like a crack addict "just hanging out" in the crack house.

HB40.... you seem to have spent way too much time stalking my posts.... I must have hit a nerve.

And I make plenty of mistakes... everyday to be accurate, but specifically on the stalker front.... I learned before I embarassed myself, and trust me that 30 minutes was a PATHETIC 30 minutes.

HB40 sounds like you have sympathy for the stalker... I am surmising you are more of the pathetic type the more I read you.....

Hahahaha, you have 3 reviews to your name, I guess I have to trust your analogy....you would know.

But I've made no announcement of retiring! Pooning for me is definately no hobby....and I hope to keep 'pooing' well into my 90's.

Stalking would be a continued obsession, I enjoy chatting with you but I won't have to waste 15 minutes again reading your mindnumbing nonsense.

Maybe you made your first one today? You sure are a slow learner though, it only took me 15 minutes to find out you're pathetic.....don't be embarrased.

Keep reading my posts, I make no secret I'm a pathetic pooning philanderer....it shouldn't take long before you get it.

TooMuchFun22 · Dec 1, 2008

HB40 said:
Hahahaha, you have 3 reviews to your name, I guess I have to trust your analogy....you would know.
But I've made no announcement of retiring! Pooning for me is definately no hobby....and I hope to keep 'pooing' well into my 90's.

Stalking would be a continued obsession, I enjoy chatting with you but I won't have to waste 15 minutes again reading your mindnumbing nonsense.

Maybe you made your first one today? You sure are a slow learner though, it only took me 15 minutes to find out you're pathetic.....don't be embarrased.

Keep reading my posts, I make no secret I'm a pathetic pooning philanderer....it shouldn't take long before you get it.

Thanks for confirming you are a chump there HB40. You spent quite a while linking all my points, must not have much better to do.

That being said you took what I said to heart, I am still sticking with the fact that I hit a nerve.

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