I've Concluded that I am perbs Freak

[Kissmepassionately]

Been here a while, read a lot, am no spring chicken any more at age 44, my health is pretty bad, I was 15 when had my first sp experience, am well versed in some fields, dumb as a rock about many others.
The more time I spend reading here on perb, the more I realize that I am not like most people here.
Most of the abbreviations still baffle me, and if I look them up, and then see it a month later I already forgot what it meant. Some terms just escape me completely.
I don't think that anyone should be using false advertising, fake or altered pics, fake ages, lies about services, upcharge for things. To me GFE aka Girl Friend Experience should mean that everything is available, because who has a girlfriend who doesn't say deep french kiss, swallow, etc...that woman would never make it to become my girlfriend. I don't care if breasts are real or fake, just like nice ones, and huge tits are actually a turn off for me. I don't like fat asses, give me a small cute little ass please.
The sexiest parts of a woman are her personality, bright eyes, sense of humor, and smile.
I'm not as into the 18 to 28 age range, as I am the 29 to 45 age range of a woman who has taken care of herself. I love to laugh, and that includes laughing at myself. I've been told that I'm too honest...which is weird for me to hear, honesty is good in my mind. I love living in the country on an acreage, and not into the big city lifestyle. I love exploring remote places, old buildings, floating down a river on an inner tube, driving a stick shift, and am technology challenged. Politically i am a bit right of center, and struggle to understand the far left. I'll approach total strangers and strike up a conversation with them. I pick up hitch hikers if they don't look to sketchy, and even drove 3 hours past my destination a few years ago to get one home safely. I see firing someone who needs to be fired, as doing them a favor, because obviously they need a career change. I don't trust politicians, news reporters, cops, CBC, most doctors, or people who don't make eye contact. I love wildlife in my yard, I don't care if its a squirrel, bear, moose, or cougar, they are welcome to roam around the property. I have a ridiculous amount of bird feeders, including hummingbird feeders in the summer, and spend at least $500 / month on feed, sugar, salt blocks etc. If I see a motorist in trouble on the side of the road I always stop and help them if I can. If I see a service dog, i have to pet them even though your not supposed to. I park in the far corner of parking lots and walk the extra 100 steps to the door to get less door dings. I like old shows, think women from the 1960s 70s and 80s were sexy, loved the hair especially of the 80s. Those long shorts that hang down to the knees look stupid IMO why not just wear pants. I've worn socks and sandals before.
Mustaches on men make me wonder if they secretly want to be a porn star, or are just too lazy to shave.
I want to hug everyone, man or woman. I hold the door for everyone behind me going into a store.
Have paid sps to just go for drives, walks, boating, dinner, theater with me. Never been married, because I am terrified of marrying the wrong woman, and being trapped in a shitty marriage. Don't have any kids.

Not politically correct jokes are funny, so please tell me them.

Yes, I am a freak! And apparently not going to change if i haven't by now.

Anyone else here ever feel like a freak in this day and age.

 

[Langleydude]

Been here a while, read a lot, am no spring chicken any more at age 44, my health is pretty bad, I was 15 when had my first sp experience, am well versed in some fields, dumb as a rock about many others.
The more time I spend reading here on perb, the more I realize that I am not like most people here.
Most of the abbreviations still baffle me, and if I look them up, and then see it a month later I already forgot what it meant. Some terms just escape me completely.
I don't think that anyone should be using false advertising, fake or altered pics, fake ages, lies about services, upcharge for things. To me GFE aka Girl Friend Experience should mean that everything is available, because who has a girlfriend who doesn't say deep french kiss, swallow, etc...that woman would never make it to become my girlfriend. I don't care if breasts are real or fake, just like nice ones, and huge tits are actually a turn off for me. I don't like fat asses, give me a small cute little ass please.
The sexiest parts of a woman are her personality, bright eyes, sense of humor, and smile.
I'm not as into the 18 to 28 age range, as I am the 29 to 45 age range of a woman who has taken care of herself. I love to laugh, and that includes laughing at myself. I've been told that I'm too honest...which is weird for me to hear, honesty is good in my mind. I love living in the country on an acreage, and not into the big city lifestyle. I love exploring remote places, old buildings, floating down a river on an inner tube, driving a stick shift, and am technology challenged. Politically i am a bit right of center, and struggle to understand the far left. I'll approach total strangers and strike up a conversation with them. I pick up hitch hikers if they don't look to sketchy, and even drove 3 hours past my destination a few years ago to get one home safely. I see firing someone who needs to be fired, as doing them a favor, because obviously they need a career change. I don't trust politicians, news reporters, cops, CBC, most doctors, or people who don't make eye contact. I love wildlife in my yard, I don't care if its a squirrel, bear, moose, or cougar, they are welcome to roam around the property. I have a ridiculous amount of bird feeders, including hummingbird feeders in the summer, and spend at least $500 / month on feed, sugar, salt blocks etc. If I see a motorist in trouble on the side of the road I always stop and help them if I can. If I see a service dog, i have to pet them even though your not supposed to. I park in the far corner of parking lots and walk the extra 100 steps to the door to get less door dings. I like old shows, think women from the 1960s 70s and 80s were sexy, loved the hair especially of the 80s. Those long shorts that hang down to the knees look stupid IMO why not just wear pants. I've worn socks and sandals before.
Mustaches on men make me wonder if they secretly want to be a porn star, or are just too lazy to shave.
I want to hug everyone, man or woman. I hold the door for everyone behind me going into a store.
Have paid sps to just go for drives, walks, boating, dinner, theater with me. Never been married, because I am terrified of marrying the wrong woman, and being trapped in a shitty marriage. Don't have any kids.

Not politically correct jokes are funny, so please tell me them.

Yes, I am a freak! And apparently not going to change if i haven't by now.

Anyone else here ever feel like a freak in this day and age.

You're not the only one. I wish we could turn the clock back about 30 years or so to when things were a little more sane and people didn't get upset about the little things that aren't important.

 

[happymoments]

Eh? for starters, you're still young, 44 is the new 24 LOL

Mind you, any 24 YO provider might not be able to appreciate the role as much even though its still for the money. A typical example would be from Reddit threads wondering why most young men feel going down on women disgusting, while older men are a freak at it. Maybe that's why younger women go after the silver foxes now

I think you're a pretty awesome dude, unfortunate your health is bad, but I think the human body is amazing, and can fix itself given the right nutrition so make sure you take care of it, and it'll take care of itself. On that note, in some ways, i feel like this board may have many "freaks" but we're all the same too, no different than the wildlings in game of thrones, who live beyond the wall compared to all the city dwellers, but just have a deeper understanding and appreciation of things. As a child, I always copied and wanted to fit in, but after many years of trying to find and bettering myself, I find it's best to just follow my own heart and do what needs to be done.

As they say, a man has 2 lives, the second life begins after he realizes he only has one life. So, I became my own freak, and I am happy to own it. I dont drink smoke or follow any substance abuse as I am a bit more of a health person, but it's only bcuz I enjoy the competing vs myself of yesterday, physically, mentally and financially. We all have our own dark demons and Learning to live above them is important. Now not all demons are created equal as it depends which side of the "fence , realm whatever" you're on. The opposing side is always the "evil side". These not soo socially accepted activities, turns out they not soo bad, naughty yes

Same with our dates / hobbies/ whatever we want to call the debatable term "hobbyist we use, (which I agree with the ladies, isnt a hobby but to each their own). Who doesnt want Monogamy and be like those cute penguins with one satisfying mate for life? But in the bigger picture, what we want isnt always healthy for us and it goes circles. We all play a role, each of the ladies here we interact with will shape our future differently and long term wise, for better, similar to workout plans, u need cheat meals, in relationships and dating, u need fire starters to keep the relationship fun and spicy. It`ll always work itself out in the end, like Disney Happy endings, there are also NSFW 18+ orgy version for the experienced minds vs the 18 and under minds.

The world is one big freak show in itself so I'd say be less attached, be more humble and have more fun. Spread joy, fun and laughter as we all gonna die anyways, so may as well fuck and get fucked well enough to have that breath taking memory last a lifetime if not more

 

[luvsdaty]

Been here a while, read a lot, am no spring chicken any more at age 44, my health is pretty bad, I was 15 when had my first sp experience, am well versed in some fields, dumb as a rock about many others.
The more time I spend reading here on perb, the more I realize that I am not like most people here.
Most of the abbreviations still baffle me, and if I look them up, and then see it a month later I already forgot what it meant. Some terms just escape me completely.
I don't think that anyone should be using false advertising, fake or altered pics, fake ages, lies about services, upcharge for things. To me GFE aka Girl Friend Experience should mean that everything is available, because who has a girlfriend who doesn't say deep french kiss, swallow, etc...that woman would never make it to become my girlfriend. I don't care if breasts are real or fake, just like nice ones, and huge tits are actually a turn off for me. I don't like fat asses, give me a small cute little ass please.
The sexiest parts of a woman are her personality, bright eyes, sense of humor, and smile.
I'm not as into the 18 to 28 age range, as I am the 29 to 45 age range of a woman who has taken care of herself. I love to laugh, and that includes laughing at myself. I've been told that I'm too honest...which is weird for me to hear, honesty is good in my mind. I love living in the country on an acreage, and not into the big city lifestyle. I love exploring remote places, old buildings, floating down a river on an inner tube, driving a stick shift, and am technology challenged. Politically i am a bit right of center, and struggle to understand the far left. I'll approach total strangers and strike up a conversation with them. I pick up hitch hikers if they don't look to sketchy, and even drove 3 hours past my destination a few years ago to get one home safely. I see firing someone who needs to be fired, as doing them a favor, because obviously they need a career change. I don't trust politicians, news reporters, cops, CBC, most doctors, or people who don't make eye contact. I love wildlife in my yard, I don't care if its a squirrel, bear, moose, or cougar, they are welcome to roam around the property. I have a ridiculous amount of bird feeders, including hummingbird feeders in the summer, and spend at least $500 / month on feed, sugar, salt blocks etc. If I see a motorist in trouble on the side of the road I always stop and help them if I can. If I see a service dog, i have to pet them even though your not supposed to. I park in the far corner of parking lots and walk the extra 100 steps to the door to get less door dings. I like old shows, think women from the 1960s 70s and 80s were sexy, loved the hair especially of the 80s. Those long shorts that hang down to the knees look stupid IMO why not just wear pants. I've worn socks and sandals before.
Mustaches on men make me wonder if they secretly want to be a porn star, or are just too lazy to shave.
I want to hug everyone, man or woman. I hold the door for everyone behind me going into a store.
Have paid sps to just go for drives, walks, boating, dinner, theater with me. Never been married, because I am terrified of marrying the wrong woman, and being trapped in a shitty marriage. Don't have any kids.

Not politically correct jokes are funny, so please tell me them.

Yes, I am a freak! And apparently not going to change if i haven't by now.

Anyone else here ever feel like a freak in this day and age.

Nice,but leave service dogs alone bro. That's a very selfish attitude to want to pet one when there's literally thousands of other dogs that need luvin.

 

[westcoast5]

I feel you man, I was a reckless kid growing up.. I might be wayyy younger but I’m a old soul just like you I enjoy the simple things in life and like helping people out… i don’t like going to clubs or party’s anymore now but everyone else my age does.. I also park far in parking lots and enjoy the extra steps 😂. I’m very politically inclined and even though I didn’t take on a lot of post-secondary’s and didn’t study too much, I’ve always been a hands on guy, I like working hard for what’s mine. While I do enjoy the luxury’s in my life I also like the country side.. I wish I grew up when there wasn’t as much technology around as there is now. I’ve realized that the ones that truly care for you will always be around for you no matter what the circumstances are. Never stop moving ahead… We’re all the same, no one’s better than the other. Life’s short just trying to make the best out of it, I love spending time with people older than me they educate me on the dos and do nots in life.

 

[ketaone]

Been here a while, read a lot, am no spring chicken any more at age 44, my health is pretty bad, I was 15 when had my first sp experience, am well versed in some fields, dumb as a rock about many others.
The more time I spend reading here on perb, the more I realize that I am not like most people here.
Most of the abbreviations still baffle me, and if I look them up, and then see it a month later I already forgot what it meant. Some terms just escape me completely.
I don't think that anyone should be using false advertising, fake or altered pics, fake ages, lies about services, upcharge for things. To me GFE aka Girl Friend Experience should mean that everything is available, because who has a girlfriend who doesn't say deep french kiss, swallow, etc...that woman would never make it to become my girlfriend. I don't care if breasts are real or fake, just like nice ones, and huge tits are actually a turn off for me. I don't like fat asses, give me a small cute little ass please.
The sexiest parts of a woman are her personality, bright eyes, sense of humor, and smile.
I'm not as into the 18 to 28 age range, as I am the 29 to 45 age range of a woman who has taken care of herself. I love to laugh, and that includes laughing at myself. I've been told that I'm too honest...which is weird for me to hear, honesty is good in my mind. I love living in the country on an acreage, and not into the big city lifestyle. I love exploring remote places, old buildings, floating down a river on an inner tube, driving a stick shift, and am technology challenged. Politically i am a bit right of center, and struggle to understand the far left. I'll approach total strangers and strike up a conversation with them. I pick up hitch hikers if they don't look to sketchy, and even drove 3 hours past my destination a few years ago to get one home safely. I see firing someone who needs to be fired, as doing them a favor, because obviously they need a career change. I don't trust politicians, news reporters, cops, CBC, most doctors, or people who don't make eye contact. I love wildlife in my yard, I don't care if its a squirrel, bear, moose, or cougar, they are welcome to roam around the property. I have a ridiculous amount of bird feeders, including hummingbird feeders in the summer, and spend at least $500 / month on feed, sugar, salt blocks etc. If I see a motorist in trouble on the side of the road I always stop and help them if I can. If I see a service dog, i have to pet them even though your not supposed to. I park in the far corner of parking lots and walk the extra 100 steps to the door to get less door dings. I like old shows, think women from the 1960s 70s and 80s were sexy, loved the hair especially of the 80s. Those long shorts that hang down to the knees look stupid IMO why not just wear pants. I've worn socks and sandals before.
Mustaches on men make me wonder if they secretly want to be a porn star, or are just too lazy to shave.
I want to hug everyone, man or woman. I hold the door for everyone behind me going into a store.
Have paid sps to just go for drives, walks, boating, dinner, theater with me. Never been married, because I am terrified of marrying the wrong woman, and being trapped in a shitty marriage. Don't have any kids.

Not politically correct jokes are funny, so please tell me them.

Yes, I am a freak! And apparently not going to change if i haven't by now.

Anyone else here ever feel like a freak in this day and age.

Post of the day ! Cheers .....

 

[FreeG]

Only thing I would comment on (hopefully for everyone's benefit): please don't judge people who can't look you in the eye. Neuro-diverse folks often REALLY struggle with speaking/looking people in the eye. I absolutely still do - I've learned/trained myself to do it, but I hate it and I often lose my train of thought (I'm much more articulate on the phone when I can stare off into space).

 

[luvsdaty]

Only thing I would comment on (hopefully for everyone's benefit): please don't judge people who can't look you in the eye. Neuro-diverse folks often REALLY struggle with speaking/looking people in the eye. I absolutely still do - I've learned/trained myself to do it, but I hate it and I often lose my train of thought (I'm much more articulate on the phone when I can stare off into space).

Definitely a cultural thing. As a first nations person ,it's a no no to look an elder in the eye as it's thought of as a challenge.

 

[RalphiEboy]

Been here a while, read a lot, am no spring chicken any more at age 44, my health is pretty bad, I was 15 when had my first sp experience, am well versed in some fields, dumb as a rock about many others.
The more time I spend reading here on perb, the more I realize that I am not like most people here.
Most of the abbreviations still baffle me, and if I look them up, and then see it a month later I already forgot what it meant. Some terms just escape me completely.
I don't think that anyone should be using false advertising, fake or altered pics, fake ages, lies about services, upcharge for things. To me GFE aka Girl Friend Experience should mean that everything is available, because who has a girlfriend who doesn't say deep french kiss, swallow, etc...that woman would never make it to become my girlfriend. I don't care if breasts are real or fake, just like nice ones, and huge tits are actually a turn off for me. I don't like fat asses, give me a small cute little ass please.
The sexiest parts of a woman are her personality, bright eyes, sense of humor, and smile.
I'm not as into the 18 to 28 age range, as I am the 29 to 45 age range of a woman who has taken care of herself. I love to laugh, and that includes laughing at myself. I've been told that I'm too honest...which is weird for me to hear, honesty is good in my mind. I love living in the country on an acreage, and not into the big city lifestyle. I love exploring remote places, old buildings, floating down a river on an inner tube, driving a stick shift, and am technology challenged. Politically i am a bit right of center, and struggle to understand the far left. I'll approach total strangers and strike up a conversation with them. I pick up hitch hikers if they don't look to sketchy, and even drove 3 hours past my destination a few years ago to get one home safely. I see firing someone who needs to be fired, as doing them a favor, because obviously they need a career change. I don't trust politicians, news reporters, cops, CBC, most doctors, or people who don't make eye contact. I love wildlife in my yard, I don't care if its a squirrel, bear, moose, or cougar, they are welcome to roam around the property. I have a ridiculous amount of bird feeders, including hummingbird feeders in the summer, and spend at least $500 / month on feed, sugar, salt blocks etc. If I see a motorist in trouble on the side of the road I always stop and help them if I can. If I see a service dog, i have to pet them even though your not supposed to. I park in the far corner of parking lots and walk the extra 100 steps to the door to get less door dings. I like old shows, think women from the 1960s 70s and 80s were sexy, loved the hair especially of the 80s. Those long shorts that hang down to the knees look stupid IMO why not just wear pants. I've worn socks and sandals before.
Mustaches on men make me wonder if they secretly want to be a porn star, or are just too lazy to shave.
I want to hug everyone, man or woman. I hold the door for everyone behind me going into a store.
Have paid sps to just go for drives, walks, boating, dinner, theater with me. Never been married, because I am terrified of marrying the wrong woman, and being trapped in a shitty marriage. Don't have any kids.

Not politically correct jokes are funny, so please tell me them.

Yes, I am a freak! And apparently not going to change if i haven't by now.

Anyone else here ever feel like a freak in this day and age.

Don’t ever change…! ! ! You’re h’amazing and a lucky 🍀 person 🏆

 

[RalphiEboy]

Eh? for starters, you're still young, 44 is the new 24 LOL

Mind you, any 24 YO provider might not be able to appreciate the role as much even though its still for the money. A typical example would be from Reddit threads wondering why most young men feel going down on women disgusting, while older men are a freak at it. Maybe that's why younger women go after the silver foxes now

I think you're a pretty awesome dude, unfortunate your health is bad, but I think the human body is amazing, and can fix itself given the right nutrition so make sure you take care of it, and it'll take care of itself. On that note, in some ways, i feel like this board may have many "freaks" but we're all the same too, no different than the wildlings in game of thrones, who live beyond the wall compared to all the city dwellers, but just have a deeper understanding and appreciation of things. As a child, I always copied and wanted to fit in, but after many years of trying to find and bettering myself, I find it's best to just follow my own heart and do what needs to be done.

As they say, a man has 2 lives, the second life begins after he realizes he only has one life. So, I became my own freak, and I am happy to own it. I dont drink smoke or follow any substance abuse as I am a bit more of a health person, but it's only bcuz I enjoy the competing vs myself of yesterday, physically, mentally and financially. We all have our own dark demons and Learning to live above them is important. Now not all demons are created equal as it depends which side of the "fence , realm whatever" you're on. The opposing side is always the "evil side". These not soo socially accepted activities, turns out they not soo bad, naughty yes

Same with our dates / hobbies/ whatever we want to call the debatable term "hobbyist we use, (which I agree with the ladies, isnt a hobby but to each their own). Who doesnt want Monogamy and be like those cute penguins with one satisfying mate for life? But in the bigger picture, what we want isnt always healthy for us and it goes circles. We all play a role, each of the ladies here we interact with will shape our future differently and long term wise, for better, similar to workout plans, u need cheat meals, in relationships and dating, u need fire starters to keep the relationship fun and spicy. It`ll always work itself out in the end, like Disney Happy endings, there are also NSFW 18+ orgy version for the experienced minds vs the 18 and under minds.

The world is one big freak show in itself so I'd say be less attached, be more humble and have more fun. Spread joy, fun and laughter as we all gonna die anyways, so may as well fuck and get fucked well enough to have that breath taking memory last a lifetime if not more

Well said. Being a “freak” to me means being a leader. Take the less traveled high road with the better view. The Great Johnny Carson, Esq. said:

“To avoid misery in life avoid emotion altering substances; don’t be envious; don’t be resentful”

I’ve paraphrased. My personal view is that if you want a rich life NEVER follow the crowd 🌟

 

[RalphiEboy]

I feel you man, I was a reckless kid growing up.. I might be wayyy younger but I’m a old soul just like you I enjoy the simple things in life and like helping people out… i don’t like going to clubs or party’s anymore now but everyone else my age does.. I also park far in parking lots and enjoy the extra steps 😂. I’m very politically inclined and even though I didn’t take on a lot of post-secondary’s and didn’t study too much, I’ve always been a hands on guy, I like working hard for what’s mine. While I do enjoy the luxury’s in my life I also like the country side.. I wish I grew up when there wasn’t as much technology around as there is now. I’ve realized that the ones that truly care for you will always be around for you no matter what the circumstances are. Never stop moving ahead… We’re all the same, no one’s better than the other. Life’s short just trying to make the best out of it, I love spending time with people older than me they educate me on the dos and do nots in life.

Those older folks, like me, love ❤ spending time with y’all too ‘cause you’re teaching us too. Loneliness is one of the deadliest diseases on Planet 🌎 Earth. If, as or when we don’t have the sense that others “care” about us we wither and die …

 

[RalphiEboy]

Only thing I would comment on (hopefully for everyone's benefit): please don't judge people who can't look you in the eye. Neuro-diverse folks often REALLY struggle with speaking/looking people in the eye. I absolutely still do - I've learned/trained myself to do it, but I hate it and I often lose my train of thought (I'm much more articulate on the phone when I can stare off into space).

Lovely 😊 point…! ! ! I’m grateful 🥲 to you… 🤗

 

[John Aston]

A few random comments:

You sound like a pretty regular dude, not so much a freak,

44 is pretty young. I know a few guys who are 84 and some even older.

First SP at 15 years old? I’d like to hear that story. That might be freaky.

Not sure of the objective of your post. If you’re feeling like you’re on the fringe, then the PERB can assure you that you’re in the belly of the bell curve.

Namaste.

 

[RalphiEboy]

A few random comments:

You sound like a pretty regular dude, not so much a freak,

44 is pretty young. I know a few guys who are 84 and some even older.

First SP at 15 years old? I’d like to hear that story. That might be freaky.

Not sure of the objective of your post. If you’re feeling like you’re on the fringe, then the PERB can assure you that you’re in the belly of the bell curve.

Namaste.

First SP @ 15: 😎 cool 😎

 

[Bridge]

KMP ... sorry about the abbreviation. Have you ever thought about writing a book along the lines of "All I Really Needed to Know I Learned in .... " You provide really sage advice although I'd say that most politicians, cops, and doctors get into their professions for the right motives.

 

[Forum mod]

No discussion of any underage activity will be permitted. Historical or not.

 

[Kissmepassionately]

Only thing I would comment on (hopefully for everyone's benefit): please don't judge people who can't look you in the eye. Neuro-diverse folks often REALLY struggle with speaking/looking people in the eye. I absolutely still do - I've learned/trained myself to do it, but I hate it and I often lose my train of thought (I'm much more articulate on the phone when I can stare off into space).

I truly appreciate you bringing this up, i hadn't thought about it.

 

[Kissmepassionately]

Definitely a cultural thing. As a first nations person ,it's a no no to look an elder in the eye as it's thought of as a challenge.

Thank you for this...as mentioned, I still have a lot to learn about many things.

 

[Kissmepassionately]

Thanks to everyone who read this, chimed in, left likes, and more. Guess I sometimes feel like a dinosaur, surviving in a modern world. Maybe I should have been born in 1877, instead of 1977.

 

[Hawker17]

You are my type of guy, one i could sit with and have a drink with, probably tell stories and laugh with