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Ms Erica Phoenix

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In Your Wildest Dreams!
Yes, it's a bad habit, but sometimes I just cannot help myself.

I love to chat...it's so retro 90s, and that's my happy place. I'll chat here, I'll chat on ad sites, I'll chat anywhere I can find a chatroom with at least one other person in it. Not to 'drum up business', because I'd like to think that my ads, reviews and pics are sufficient unto that purpose, but because I genuinely enjoy COMMUNICATING with other people. :nod:

That being said, it does mean that I get lots of inquiries about what sorts of roleplay scenarios, etc. I like, and what kind of outfits I have, and the like. I can be slow to catch on at times, but I have crafted what I think is the perfect polite response that still conveys the meaning "Are you kidding me dude?" As I have said before, the world is a nasty enough place without ME unleashing my Inner Bitch unless a) I'm getting paid to, or b) something REALLY pisses me off!

Here it is:
I don't discuss elaborate scenarios etc. in chat...because then I get guys who chat, book, and don't show up or call to cancel after they are done whacking off! Can you imagine anything so rude? :O

I JUST used that line on a chatwanker whose ***List name stands out in my memory as having tried this gig on at least 3 times!!! But he's a bit thick, apparently, because the 420 fun he likes to have is clearly affecting his memory. He asks the same things every time and now, I have my perfectly worded response. :clap2:

Much affection to one and all,
Ms Erica

 
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Ms Erica said:
Thank you! I'll be here all week! Tip your servers and please...try the veal!
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MissRed said:
No, no not the baby Lamb! Test drive an old goat instead! LOL They have an interesting bahhhhhh
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Veal = baby lamb ??????????????????????????




I know, I know..................

 
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Ms Erica Phoenix

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OK here's the thing with internet chatrooms. :clap2:

You know how here in the forums you can have discussions, banter, etc. but with someone else replying, your message sometimes gets lost in all the ha-ha or the neener-neener? There is a sense of a discourse interuptus?

The chatrooms are to me as texting is to you...it's that simple. It's a conversation in real time conveyed electronically. :nod:
 
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Ms Erica said:
OK here's the thing with internet chatrooms. :clap2:

You know how here in the forums you can have discussions, banter, etc. but with someone else replying, your message sometimes gets lost in all the ha-ha or the neener-neener? There is a sense of a discourse interuptus?

The chatrooms are to me as texting is to you...it's that simple. It's a conversation in real time conveyed electronically. :nod:
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......which is just about as irritating as coitus interuptus................:p
 
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I used to love to chat.

Then I realized people I dunno were make believe putting on some kind of act,
I mean you could talk to people for hours and not know a dam thing about them,


Eventually I started poking them, or being depending on your point of view rude or crude, just to see how they would act, when i said something out of place or rude.
you kind of seperate the men from the boys real quick or the spoiled inmature brats real quick when you do that..


I did that with escorts to by the way when I introduced myself in our first email.
Threw in a bad word, like prostitute or pussy or something stupid, just to see her maturity level, or if she understood what was going on here.

One scolded me like a little school boy, so funny. One through a temper tantrum.

you want to see what someone is really like upset them or get them out of their comfort zone.
 
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sevenofnine said:
I used to love to chat.

Then I realized people I dunno were make believe putting on some kind of act,
I mean you could talk to people for hours and not know a dam thing about them,


Eventually I started poking them, or being depending on your point of view rude or crude, just to see how they would act, when i said something out of place or rude.
you kind of seperate the men from the boys real quick or the spoiled inmature brats real quick when you do that..


I did that with escorts to by the way when I introduced myself in our first email.
Threw in a bad word, like prostitute or pussy or something stupid, just to see her maturity level, or if she understood what was going on here.

One scolded me like a little school boy, so funny. One through a temper tantrum.

you want to see what someone is really like upset them or get them out of their comfort zone.
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Given the sort of challenges an sp has to deal with consistently do you really think having someone like you thinking throwing in potentially offensive words is something that she needs added to the pile. Dont be such an self centered %$#@!! The only manutity level you are testing is your own. If you want her to know "what is going o here" whatever it is you are referring to.. why dont you fill her in? I assume you are talking about answering an ad for a service... so isnt what is going on an arrangement to meet if she decides you are someone she would feel safe with? Or is there something else you are referring to that I have completely missed?
 
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sevenofnine

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actually two of the best sp's I ever knew responded to my email and never batted an eye.

One was the most amazing pse lady, I have ever met, the standard by which I judge all other pse escorts,
she routinely asked me to just stay, an utterly amazing women,

the other I saw her last night, she was describe not be me as the most sensual and feminine sp out there,
I agree,

to be truth full and honest, yeah there are women who would rather not so me, and think I am a ass hole, so lets not waste each others time and find out before hand.
 
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