Comin' Out of the Woods

[Dark Crevass]

Finally, after 3 long months of butchering trees and fighting with giant mosquitoes and black flies, I am emerging from the dark, deep, smelly manitoban forest, full of bumps and bruises. There is, however a large bump, hanging between my tired legs begging to be deflated. Not knowing the ins and outs of Winnipeg, what would you recommend for a great massage, well done with a delicate sprinkle of sensuality. No drooling bimbos please.

Dark Crevass

 

[JustAGuy]

Finally, after 3 long months of butchering trees and fighting with giant mosquitoes and black flies, I am emerging from the dark, deep, smelly manitoban forest, full of bumps and bruises. There is, however a large bump, hanging between my tired legs begging to be deflated. Not knowing the ins and outs of Winnipeg, what would you recommend for a great massage, well done with a delicate sprinkle of sensuality. No drooling bimbos please.
Dark Crevass

No drooling bimbos? Well now aren't you just Mr-Set-The-Standards-Impossibly-High! lol