How to NOT ask a woman out...

HeMadeMeDoIt

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The guy aht left the VM heads a group called Toronto Real men. They're fucking hilarious

Dimitry the Lover

Here's what their landing page says:

TORONTO REAL MEN is the world’s FIRST and ONLY Seduction Lair in which an actual DIRECT METHOD SEDUCTION GURU with REAL CREDENTIALS gives REAL LIFE ADVICE on how to seduce local sluts, without hard-selling his courses. Also, there is ABSOLUTELY NO ADMINISTRATIVE BULLSHIT because Canada’s Greatest Lover & Seducer, Dimitri The Lover, makes all financial and organizational decisions unilaterally. Dimitri The Lover is dedicated to teaching horny men how to detect, seduce, and enslave hot desperate sluts, and will answer all questions about dating, sex, & love. ONLY ONE RULE: anything discussed at TORONTO REAL MEN, stays at TORONTO REAL MEN !!! Participants know that keeping what Dimitri The Lover teaches secret gives us all a competitive advantage.

TORONTO REAL MEN meetings are held the 2nd Wednesday of each month, from 7-10 PM, 754 Danforth Avenue, two blocks East of Pape Station, on the North side. There is no sign for 754, but it is attached to the pool hall at 752. There is lots of free parking on the side streets north of the venue. Please get there by 6:30 PM to secure parking. FOOD & BEVERAGES ARE SERVED (i.e. buffet of souvlaki, chicken wings, veggies, garlic bread, fries, onion rings, pop, etc.), compliments of Dimitri The Lover. To register for this special seduction lair meeting, IMMEDIATELY go HERE! Also, make sure to let your closest friends know!

This location replaces our previous location at Rancho Relaxo, from which we were barred as pressure mounted on the owner in the form of threats of lost business and disruptive protests from bitter, moustached, man-hating, femi-nazi cunts from socially regressive, evolutionarily non-sequitur organizations such as the Toronto Women’s Bookstore. The owner’s cock cowered and his balls ascended, then he cancelled our verbal rental contract (shame on you Donnie!)

As the ONLY organization in Toronto promoting a proud male heterosexual agenda composed of locating, seducing, & enslaving hot, desperate sluts, the TORONTO REAL MEN will not allow their free speech rights to be violated by a minority group of sexually disabled Amazons with massive chips on their manly, hairy shoulders. Furthermore, we are willing to pay top dollar for a new location on Harbord Street within line of sight of the Toronto Women’s Bookstore. Our plan is to neutralize this sexually offensive entity by using “Feng Shui” in the form of a giant phallus projecting out of our window and directly toward dyke central.

PLEASE NOTE: Meeting location is always subject to a last minute change due to knee-jerk reactions from femi-nazi and fago-centric protest groups that are unwilling to take the time to fully understand the purpose of our meetings. Many of these faux-intellectual, spiritually shallow, self-righteous, low self-esteem, pretentious, bitter individuals are under-employed man-haters who have nothing better to do than dedicate their worthless lives to cock-blocking breeders. Therefore, it is always best to check our web site for location updates a few hours before each meeting
 

BS Detector

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So...

Did she call back by 3:00? :D
 

rayoliver

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I'm inspired. Who wants to start a 'Seduction Lair' in Vancouver with me?

Real men only! :p
 

wilde

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That sounded a lot like Krustee!:eek:

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HeMadeMeDoIt

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HB40

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Come on Spernie, don't sell yourself short;)
HubbaHubba - 1 month

Third Infraction -

Hubba sits out for a month.

Too many insults
Oh Hubba, didn't you learn anything on your time out? :rolleyes:

BTW, Spermie has gone through a bit of a transformation and self discovery while you were away. He's not so annoying anymore, just mildly irritating now. ;) :D

Welcome back Hubba, now play nice. :)
 

maroonedsailor

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Rotflmao

opening line: Gee you sure are special - wanna fuck???????/

Response : Ummmmmmmm well not till I met you, you smooth talking son of a bitch............
 

Im Cuming

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wow... to the first post, demitri's voicemails...haha
i think this guy left me a message last week hahaha :p
psychological issues, yah its called you're a pshyco and i've got issues with that!!
tee hee! super funny, whoever posted this found a goody lol

xo zam

The message i left you was on the line of SEXological< You have to listen to the message again. :D:D:D:D:p
 
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