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Ms Erica Phoenix

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Jun 24, 2013
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In Your Wildest Dreams!
Thanks again for all the pictures of your throbbing penis! So nicely photographed, and from so many different angles too! Boy oh boy, those sure are some big muscles you have too! Shoulders, chest, abs...the whole package! Wow! I guess maybe you're right, and I SHOULD make an exception to my 'what I do takes time:1 hour minimum' appointment' rules! Come to think of it, you are 100% right, and I AM overcharging for my services....what man in his right mind would want to pay $200 for the services I provide???? By all means, come back when you've got the time (or the money) to visit for an hour so you 'get your $200 worth'...I sure wouldn't want a catch of a visitor like YOU to get away....


In sarcastic love,
Ms Erica
 

Lo-ki

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2011
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Check your closet..:)
WTG Miss E :clap2::clap2:

No need for me to send you a picture of my ass...you've already spanked it.:pound::pound:

Loki
 

Blonde Brynn

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My favourite dick pics are the ones with unintentional forced perspective.

''Is it really that size, or is this your take on The Hobbit, starring a Coors can as Gandalf, and Yo Dick as Bilbo f'ing Baggins?''
 

retriever

New member
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Next to you
Are you saying that you don't want to see my winkie in all its glory.
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

Satisfaction Provider
Jun 24, 2013
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In Your Wildest Dreams!
Or a fantasy one with a cock dressed up in a red star fleet uniform looking remarkably like Patrick Stewart's character Jean Luc Picard, with the scrotal sack dressed in a tan star fleet uniform representing Worf....LMAO...
Oh...thanks for that one, Badge.

Can someone stop off at the Brain Bleach Depot and pick me up a litre or two?
 

kes458

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Oct 17, 2013
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Proving once again that asshole idiots are truly dickheads ! BTW, don't make exceptions ' cause what you do does take time to be done so well :)
 

cherise

lounge access denied :(
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sexy shelley had one thoughtful guy go a step further and made a full blown cock calender for (with extra copies) seriously with his cock all dressed up for whichever holiday fell in each month
 

Lo-ki

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2011
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Check your closet..:)
I am making a CockLander rather then a calender.... decorated with lips...any volunteers .. :)

Loki
 

Cock Throppled

Well-known member
Oct 1, 2003
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Upstairs
I'd send cock pics, but like to revel in the shock, wonderment, confusion and awe on the faces of women when i expose the glory that is all 3 inches of throbbing, Throppled Junior in person.
 

A.U.D.R.E.Y

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I used to just love those txts & emails. Regardless of how polite I was in declining, most honestly could not understand why on earth I wasn't jumping at their offers :confused:.

"But I'm good looking or i'm well endowed or i'm great in bed, etc". "You really should meet me, at least for a drink. Once you do, you'll be so impressed I doubt you'll even charge me." :doh:

And i'd be thinking, it's not about looks or how well endowed you are, etc. What's important is that you are kind, considerate, will respect boundaries, are nice talk to, have good hygiene, etc.
 

BS Detector

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Damm. Back to the 'drawing board' for my introductory e-mail :confused:
 
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