When you know the concierge

Hotel or condo concierge? This has happened to me at hotels where I may know staff or run into other folk I know. I have a couple of businesses outside of my core one. I usually carry a briefcase with me and I tell them I'm meeting clients. In a condo situation, you may have more difficulty.

Perhaps ask the lady for advice? It's your friend, but she might have an idea or two about how to avoid suspicion with her concierge.

Bring two cups of coffee and a small box of donuts. Then you won't need to explain anything.

The cups and donuts can be empty.

hotel in my cases.

Reasons Ive had to or known others to use. Keep in mind they always ask who or push for more details. Running late cant stay and chat.

- Meeting with client, potential or current.
- Visiting friend; sick, haven't seen in a while or just because.
- Appointment with massage therapist.
- Blind/Tinder/Online date.
- Providing tactical support.
- Picking up some 420/E, dealer is waiting.
- Buying an item on Craigslist.
- Meeting a tutor for xyz subject/language.

jgg said:

Hotel or condo concierge? This has happened to me at hotels where I may know staff or run into other folk I know. I have a couple of businesses outside of my core one. I usually carry a briefcase with me and I tell them I'm meeting clients. In a condo situation, you may have more difficulty.

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You working for Avon again?......that face cleanser you sold me was amazing buddy, put me down for another bottle.
( that'd be funnier if you could hear my lispe)

I have a “Skip the dishes cooler”
Found it at Value village.

Westcoast1 said:

I have a “Skip the dishes cooler”
Found it at Value village.

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I am joking but seriously, the thought of anyone really caring is quite silly.
Most concierges don’t give a rats ass about who comes and goes.
They pretty much keep to themselves and know what’s going on.
Carry on

Westcoast1 said:

I am joking but seriously, the thought of anyone really caring is quite silly.
Most concierges don’t give a rats ass about who comes and goes.
They pretty much keep to themselves and know what’s going on.
Carry on

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While true I imagine the experience is a little different when you know the person.

Draw as much attention to yourself as you possibly can. Try to act natural, which will result in the least natural act you've every performed. Say outloud in a near shout, "I'm just here to see the hotel lobby! I'm not having sex with strangers, I swear!" Half run to the elevator before you realize the floors are key locked. Panic and hide behind a pillar.

Or just don't make a big deal of it and, if it ever comes up, say "thanks for your service, you're so good at your job, I really appreciate you."

ElsiDawson said:

Draw as much attention to yourself as you possibly can. Try to act natural, which will result in the least natural act you've every performed. Say outloud in a near shout, "I'm just here to see the hotel lobby! I'm not having sex with strangers, I swear!" Half run to the elevator before you realize the floors are key locked. Panic and hide behind a pillar.

Or just don't make a big deal of it and, if it ever comes up, say "thanks for your service, you're so good at your job, I really appreciate you."

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If your a half wit, hayseed country boy, you forgot to mention the running into the revolving door ,and getting caught in the endless glass vortex, and panicking like a monkey in a mason jar.

sybian said:

You working for Avon again?......that face cleanser you sold me was amazing buddy, put me down for another bottle.
( that'd be funnier if you could hear my lispe)

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Well if you would quit using sandpaper to wash your face and a tom-a-hawk to shave with, you wouldn't need my fine face cleansers. (he says wif wispe)

jgg said:

Well if you would quit using sandpaper to wash your face and a tom-a-hawk to shave with, you wouldn't need my fine face cleansers. (he says wif wispe)

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So I take it you've seen syb's facebook page...?

There's a hotel I used to work at years ago and I try and avoid it if there is an SP staying there. Some of the staff I worked with are still there and remember me quite well. Most of us knew which girls were there to "work" and so we knew what was going on each time a john came in trying to look discreet. For that reason I won't go to that hotel. Some of the staff I worked with have also transferred to other locations of the same chain so I also avoid that hotel as a whole if I'm pooning, so I don't get seen. I've also had to turn down a couple of girls for a session, for reasons like living in a building I used to live in, and living in a building where I have a relative or friend also living there.

uncleg said:

So I take it you've seen syb's facebook page...?

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So your the one guy who gave me a " like" for that pic.
A little word of advice....if your going to shave with a razor sharp tomahawk....have the extra strong cowboy coffee afterwards ,to avoid the shakes.

sybian said:

So your the one guy who gave me a " like" for that pic.
A little word of advice....if your going to shave with a razor sharp tomahawk....have the extra strong cowboy coffee afterwards ,to avoid the shakes.

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I'm pretty sure the cowboy coffee would give me the shakes.

MissingOne said:

I'm pretty sure the cowboy coffee would give me the shakes.

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When in the highcountry during the gather, I'll stuff a handful of coffee right in the tin coffee pot and boil it on the Coleman.
After 5 minutes you let the grounds settle to the bottom.....no Concierge to find you an espresso with a biscotti up there.