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    Thumbs up Review of Victoria Jolie.... ultimate PSE/GFE

    Last night I had the wildest erotic dream. I met up with visiting SP Victoria Jolie at her downtown hotel for a two hour tryst. I called her upon arrival as she requested. (I arrived about seven minutes early). She said she wasn't quite ready yet and she'd call me right back. Ten minutes later, no call. So I called her again and se said that she lost my number. Well she gave me the room number and I was up the stairs faster than the elevator would have taken me. I knocked on the door and it slowly opened. Immediately I noticed the sweet fragrance she had on and before I even laid my eyes on her I said "Gee it smells nice in here". Then she appeared from behind the door, smiled, and greeted me, extending her arms, wrapping them around me and gave me a warm kiss on the lips. "Mr. Winky" approved, and doubled his volume within seconds. Knowing that there was another bathrobe in the closet (I stayed at this hotel before) I asked if it would be alright for me to don the housecoat. She concurred. Less than a minute later she was spread on the bed, inviting me to join her. I did, as we discussed the protocol (what I like, what she likes). It all seemed to fall into place naturally. Before I knew it we were engaged in DFK as I removed her 'school girl' outfit (for some reason she thought that is what I requested, but it was just fine). Her breasts stood out in the dimly lit room and I began to kiss her nipples as she approved with her moans of delight. Then I went down on her for about five minutes. I couldn't stand it anymore as I was just too horny and I told her to get down on her knees. She did, and delivered one of the best BBBJs I ever had. I think it took less than five minutes. This resulted in a marriage proposal.

    Five minutes of cuddling was next. Normally I like to recharge for about 15 - 20 minutes, but Victoria started kissing my ribs and eventually went down on me. I swear, she really loves what she does. After about ten minutes she said she was really horny and asked me how I like to fuck. I suggested cowgirl, and she applied a rubber with her mouth and began to ride me. We switched to doggy and then I noticed that we were still in our first hour. I told her I didn't want to cum yet. "Let's just take a break and drink some wine", I said. She removed the rubber and we cuddled some more for a few minutes. "I want to suck your cock again" she said, and this time, I knew I was ready to cum again. After regaining full strength again, she applied another rubber, again with her mouth. We started doggy, switched to missionary, I made her cum (quite loudly I might add) and again we cuddled for a bit. I swear..... I don't know how she does it, but when she fucks, she has this abilility to 'squeeze' with her pussy. I could feel her muscles constrict and it was so so nice!

    After a few minutes of cuddling again she went down. I told her I wanted to fuck he tits and I got on top of her. I applied a flavoured lube (I brought) and began Russian on her. Switching between this and oral. I eventually shot off again in her mouth. She played with the wad in her mouth before going to the toilet to spit. We still had 30 minutes left and again we cuddled. There were a couple of moments when she almost fell asleep. She apologized, saying that my chest was so comfortable. This was something I was worried about..... she flew in from Edmonton earlier, lost an hour, and I had a late night appointment. Well, it worked out perfect, I'd say.

    It turns out it wasn't a dream after all.

    WOW! Guys.... she is in town until Saturday. Victoria Jolie was the ultimate finest PSE/GFE I have ever had, and probably ever will have. Book her before it's too late. Treat her well. I guarantee you will not be disapointed.

    http://www.victoriajolie.com
    Last edited by ComicalKazee; 07-17-2008 at 08:06 PM.
    So sad! My blow-up doll left me today. Damn..... I never should have used helium!

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    WOW!!!!
    I dreamt that you robbed a bank!!!!
    btw: brilliantly written!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ComicalKazee View Post
    There were a couple of moments when she almost fell asleep. She apologized, saying that my chest was so comfortable. This was something I was worried about..... she flew in from Edmonton earlier, lost an hour..
    http://www.victoriajolie.com

    She was probably tired because I was her last appointment in Edmonton

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    Great review, CK!!! I rarely get very aroused when reading reviews, but that one caused a bulge in my pants!! And, I had 2 SOG last night with a local lady, so it took a lot to generate that bulge!!

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    Avery, where's your review. Some of the visiting french ladies recently brought me out of retirement.

    How are you doing?
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    Thanks Avery. The two shots.... with which local girl? Where's the review? It's not like you to not write reviews after a session. I would bet it wasn't close to the erotic experience that I had.
    So sad! My blow-up doll left me today. Damn..... I never should have used helium!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pegger View Post
    Avery, where's your review.
    Quote Originally Posted by ComicalKazee View Post
    Thanks Avery. The two shots.... with which local girl? Where's the review? It's not like you to not write reviews after a session.
    Sorry, there will be no review this time because I've seen her and reviewed her before. I only review ladies the first time I see them, unless there's a drastic change in their service on subsequent visits. That's never happened.

    Quote Originally Posted by pegger
    How are you doing?
    Just fine, thanks!

    I would bet it wasn't close to the erotic experience that I had.
    Probably not, but nevertheless it was still very good and cost me a lot less than $800.

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    Actually it was only $600. Worth every penny.
    So sad! My blow-up doll left me today. Damn..... I never should have used helium!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ComicalKazee View Post
    She did, and delivered one of the best BBBJs I ever had. I think it took less than five minutes. This resulted in a marriage proposal.
    I forgot to comment on this. Proposing would have been a huge mistake if she'd said "yes". Remember that old joke that isn't really that much of a joke?

    Q: Why do brides smile so much at their weddings?

    A: Because they know they've given their last blowjob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ComicalKazee View Post
    Actually it was only $600. Worth every penny.
    I must have misread her site. I thought it was $400 per hour.

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