I just wanted to let someone know how much of an idiot I am and I don't want it to happen to anyone else.
I live downtown and last Saturday I had a few too many drinks and was wandering around Seymour/Richards. It was about 4:30am ( don't ask). I saw this girl walking up towards St. Pauls, so I started talking to her and she asked me if I wanted a date, I said sure how much. She said a brown for a really good time. Dumby that I am, "okay". Went to some motel on Howe street $59 and got a room. Well, let me tell you, I couldn't lose any harder in Vegas at a black jack table. She told me to pull my pants down and tried to get me hard by jacking me off. I really wasn't into it, I was more concerned with 5.0 busting down the door. 5 minutes went by and she said, "look you'd better get up or I'm out of here". I told her that she could at least show more skin than the stuff on her face. She told me that she would show me 1 tit for $50. That was the end of that. I pulled my pants up and walked out. I wanted to tell the bitch what I thought of her, but I thought big Leroy might be waiting outside. Won't even describle her, I think they all work that way down there.
Please confirm that this now offical membership to the Jack Ass Club.
Has anyone else been successful or had the same experience.
Jerr - a.ka. Donkey