Sizzle 'n' Tan
Stopped in at a new place called, "Sizzle and Tan". Was greeted by an, if not homely. then certainly 'Plain Jane" attendant. Don't recall her name, although that won't be a problem as I will never go back there again.
Charge was $70 for the hour. She made it clear from the outset that she would do no 'extras' and didn't allow tipping. I could accept that if she at least did anything else. $70 bought exactly 60 min of non stop babble about how many 'Body Rub Parlors' in Calgary had been raided. She droned on about how glad she was that she no longer worked for 'Executive Massage'. Not half as glad as they are, I bet.
The massage was totally uninspired and a total waste. A waste of time and an even bigger waste of money. She offered a card which could be redeemed for one FREE half hour massage after having completed ten 'paid for' sessions. Hmmmm, let's see. $700 and 10 wasted hours get you one more wasted half hour for FREE. Geee, where do I sign up?
Give this place a miss