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    Woman's body found behind bookcase

    GMAFB!
    Stories like this really make me question what kind of morons we are sharing this planet with!!

    NEW PORT RICHEY, Florida (AP) -- A woman's body was found wedged upside-down behind a bookcase in the home she shared with relatives who had spent nearly two weeks looking for her.

    A spokesman for the Pasco County Sheriff's Office said Mariesa Weber's death was not suspicious. Family members said they believe she fell over as she tried to adjust the plug of a television behind the bookshelf.

    Weber, 38, came home October 28 and greeted her mother, then wasn't seen again. Her family thought she had been kidnapped and contacted authorities. Family members scoured her room for clues but found nothing, although they did notice a strange smell.

    On November 9, Weber's sister went into her bedroom and looked behind a bookcase, where she saw the woman's foot. Using a flashlight, the family saw Weber was wedged upside-down behind the unit.

    "I'm sleeping in the same house as her for 11 days, looking for her," her mother, Connie Weber, told the St. Petersburg Times. "And she's right in the bedroom."

    Both Weber and her sister previously had adjusted the television plug by standing on a bureau next to the shelf and leaning over the top. Her family believes Weber, who was 5-foot-3 and barely 100 pounds, may have fallen headfirst into the space.

    "She's a little thing," her mother said. "And the bookcase is 6 feet tall and solid. And she couldn't get out."

    The sheriff's office said Weber appeared to have died because she was unable to breathe in the position she was in.

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    Good lord!!!!!!!
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    ya, I caught the article online today and thought the same thing.....seriously, how fucking daft do you have to be to miss a corpse in your own home


    Quote Originally Posted by shapeshifter
    Mariesa Weber's death was not suspicious
    no suspicious so much as natural selection


    Quote Originally Posted by shapeshifter
    Her family thought she had been kidnapped
    is there a demand for idiots?


    Quote Originally Posted by shapeshifter
    "I'm sleeping in the same house as her for 11 days, looking for her," her mother, Connie Weber, told the St. Petersburg Times. "And she's right in the bedroom."
    The whole family needs to be institutionalized

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    Thats bloody unbelievable!!
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    ya no kidding, fucking unbelievable

    The thing that always gets me about these type of stories is the common thread that runs through them "there was a strange smell" or "I smelled something really foul" or "there was a stench that would rot your socks" etc etc

    I don't know about anyone else but when I smell something funky in my place,,,, I track down the source and fucking CLEAN it, BURN it, DISENFECT it, TOSS it or whatever else might be required to rid myself of the odor!

    These people typically smell a ROTTING CORPSE and continue on about their business!
    Why don't they track down the fucking stink?
    Especially when they know Aunt Bessy has been missing for 2 weeks, gee do ya think it might be her rotting in a closet?


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    Quote Originally Posted by shapeshifter
    These people typically smell a ROTTING CORPSE and continue on about their business!
    they must be using fabreze

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    they must be using fabreze
    That's f'in funny dude. But I think they must have been using something much more powerful.....mushrooms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitas
    they must be using fabreze
    You should contact the company and tell them you have an idea for their next marketing campaign. Fabreze, it'll even mask the smell of a rotting corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shapeshifter
    GMAFB!

    "She's a little thing," her mother said. "And the bookcase is 6 feet tall and solid. And she couldn't get out."

    The sheriff's office said Weber appeared to have died because she was unable to breathe in the position she was in.[/B]
    Definitely not Ikea. She could have farted her way out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cock Throppled
    Definitely not Ikea. She could have farted her way out.
    rofl!

    I had the same thought about it not being an Ikea bookcase, I have one in a spare bedroom for books,,,, mine once fell over from the vibration of my garage door opening and closing.

    Since then I anchored it to the wall for safety

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