OMG, I've been ocularly violated!!!

stryker

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hitman.us
Aside from some Trailer Trash I've seen,Thats gotta be one of the rudest fucking links I've hit:eek:
I want my 3 seconds and Bandwith back for posting that!!!

On a happy note,xmas came early:D
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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I've come across that ad. a few times while trawling late at night for outcalls and was rudely sobered up costing me a lot of Grey Goose or Chivas. I'd be curious what its clients look like.
 

gravitas

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DDawGG said:
That can't be for real
morbid curiosity got the better of me and I called the number....thankfully went to voicemail and unless the beast had her MUCH younger daughter record the greeting I'd write the ad off to a scam
 

FuZzYknUckLeS

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gravitas said:
morbid curiosity got the better of me and I called the number....thankfully went to voicemail...
Haha. Good thing, or we'd be wantin' you to TOFTT!
 

Rod Steel

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www.auntjemima.com
I think I've seen that lady before somewhere??
 

gravitas

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FuZzYknUckLeS said:
we'd be wantin' you to TOFTT!
Lets see....the following would happen before you'd see that review from me:
-start with the obvious....hell would freeze over
-I'd give the CRA a little something extra with my quarterly installments
-I'd see the pinner for a good solid anal raping and crappy hand job
-I'd move to toronto
-quebec would change their position and declare english as their only official language
-no more newfies on the dole
-the citizens of BC would voluntarily declare marijuana the devils plant and stop smoking it ASAP
-Alberta would run out of oil
-bb will pay Jodie back
-hipster doofus will renounce his pooning ways and join the franciscan monks
-britney spears will develop a sense of class and social restraint
-paris hilton, see above


Avarice said:
Hahahah she looks like someone on this board.....
yup, give it 20 or so years


john23 said:
I can't believe it took that long for someone to notice
it served as a reminder why I don't visit that shite site all that often


Rod Steel said:
I think I've seen that lady before somewhere??
was it in a particularly disturbing nightmare?
 

BDAClub

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Hey Krispy Kreme centerfolds need love to.......and lot's of Krispy Kreme's, she's definetely battin' .500 at least....lol
 

hitrack

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Yo man, ya'll must think the sun shine outta yo ass!!!

I'm down here livin in the fukkin projects keepin it real 24/7. Lets take a look at that word projects; just another fukkin word for experiment.
 

gravitas

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hitrack said:
sun shine outta yo ass!!!......I'm down here livin in the fukkin projects
well oh my foshizzle in da nizzle yo suh a poo mutha fucka.....you needs to gat on the wellfair PDQ
 

mick_eight

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Hey Grav.. When it starts snowing and the power goes, you'd wished you had booked a overniter with her.
 

SG4EVAH

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hitrack said:
Yo man, ya'll must think the sun shine outta yo ass!!!

I'm down here livin in the fukkin projects keepin it real 24/7. Lets take a look at that word projects; just another fukkin word for experiment.
That's what living in Surrey is ALL about:p

gravitas said:
well oh my foshizzle in da nizzle yo suh a poo mutha fucka.....you needs to gat on the wellfair PDQ
Believe me, alot of them are! But alas Surrey does have a rep LOL I live in an upper middle class residential area. Not as bad as Surrey Central, that place is crazy
 

BDAClub

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Hatrick said:
At the end of the nite when there was nothin left and the tequila was gone, she'd look pretty damn good.

LOL.....there is not enuff Tequila in the world to drag that out of the bar!!!
 
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