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Marvin

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If you were PERB Santa, what gifts would you give to PERBerts?

Off the top of my head:

gravitas - a bottle of 18 year old The Macallan

maxx50 - a dictionary

Tiffany - someone to cook her a turkey dinner

Anita - well, I won't go there

bigbasket - a penis enlarger

Mods - thousand thank yous for a hard job well done
 

Marvin

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Euro_SZabina said:
SZabina needs ahmmm...new stockings please, thank you

muah to Perb SZanta
Mmmmm, only if Perb Santa gets to see you model them. :rolleyes:
 

SG4EVAH

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I would buy Ava some tall black leather boots, BOBST a book, and Jen a day off because she works so hard;) Memyselfother a case of beer for being a cool dude, and giving me the down low on "BS"
 

Marvin

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visiting said:
Well if your Santa, I wanna meet your bouncing helper!!
Mmmm, maybe some of the ladies could audition to be Santa's bouncing helper?? :rolleyes: :D
 

visiting

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Marvin said:
Mmmm, maybe some of the ladies could audition to be Santa's bouncing helper?? :rolleyes: :D

here I will help you sort out all the requests...

ladies...
Send all video tapes, DVD's, CD, Pictures, etc etc, to.

Santa's 2006 helpers
6969 - 69th Ave.
Vancouver, BC

* Items will not be returned..


men,
don't even try.....
 

gravitas

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hitrack – what do you get for the man who has everything, maybe a hug

wolvie – Edmonton oiler’s tickets

LG – restraining order to force his neighbors to NOT move

Randy Whorewald - Jackie's Joke Machine

GBM – naked pictures of Ken Star

Stryker – box of ammo

Marvin – naked pictures of George Lucas

Necko – shotgun (he’ll know why)

Fiddy - a boyfriend

Fudd – bomb shelter/safe room

Shapeshifter – dunno, you’re a hard guy to figure out what makes you happy

Anita – 50 gallon barrel of anal-eze

Anna – a conscious

babybelle - a book


I'll think of something for the rest of you fuckers later on
 

hitrack

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If I were Santa....

Coal & Onions for everyone!!
 

Marvin

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visiting said:
here I will help you sort out all the requests...

ladies...
Send all video tapes, DVD's, CD, Pictures, etc etc, to.

Santa's 2006 helpers
6969 - 69th Ave.
Vancouver, BC

* Items will not be returned..


men,
don't even try.....
Thanks!

If we receive any items from men, we can forward them to 50 for his X-mas enjoyment. :D
 

Marvin

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sparkymacker said:
Strangely enough he is not taking the bait......I wonder if he went back into the closet or something?
Well he is retired or retarded or something else that starts with re. :D
 

Marvin

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fun-time-guy said:
That one is enough to get anyone into the Christmas spirit.

FTG
Yeah, too bad she is in Saskatoon. :(
 

Marvin

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Continuing on:

Szabina - festive stockings (which will require inspection)

maxx50 - in addition to the dictionary, a thesaurus and writing lessons

Cock Throppled - Canucks tickets, right behind their bench

PocketKings - some jam or marmalade

deke - she'll do

:D
 

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auditions

Marvin said:
Mmmm, maybe some of the ladies could audition to be Santa's bouncing helper?? :rolleyes: :D
Tapes will NOT do. We will need in-person interviews, practical demonstrations and interactive connections.

I think a preb pre-Christmas party is in the making!!
 
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