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    Perb Christmas Gifts

    If you were PERB Santa, what gifts would you give to PERBerts?

    Off the top of my head:

    gravitas - a bottle of 18 year old The Macallan

    maxx50 - a dictionary

    Tiffany - someone to cook her a turkey dinner

    Anita - well, I won't go there

    bigbasket - a penis enlarger

    Mods - thousand thank yous for a hard job well done

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euro_SZabina
    SZabina needs ahmmm...new stockings please, thank you

    muah to Perb SZanta
    Mmmmm, only if Perb Santa gets to see you model them.

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    I would buy Ava some tall black leather boots, BOBST a book, and Jen a day off because she works so hard Memyselfother a case of beer for being a cool dude, and giving me the down low on "BS"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkymacker
    Hmmmm...are you saying that you are the Perb Santa?
    In that instance, perhaps I could be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marvin
    In that instance, perhaps I could be.

    Well if your Santa, I wanna meet your bouncing helper!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by visiting
    Well if your Santa, I wanna meet your bouncing helper!!
    Mmmm, maybe some of the ladies could audition to be Santa's bouncing helper??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marvin
    Mmmm, maybe some of the ladies could audition to be Santa's bouncing helper??

    here I will help you sort out all the requests...

    ladies...
    Send all video tapes, DVD's, CD, Pictures, etc etc, to.

    Santa's 2006 helpers
    6969 - 69th Ave.
    Vancouver, BC

    * Items will not be returned..


    men,
    don't even try.....

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    hitrack – what do you get for the man who has everything, maybe a hug

    wolvie – Edmonton oiler’s tickets

    LG – restraining order to force his neighbors to NOT move

    Randy Whorewald - Jackie's Joke Machine

    GBM – naked pictures of Ken Star

    Stryker – box of ammo

    Marvin – naked pictures of George Lucas

    Necko – shotgun (he’ll know why)

    Fiddy - a boyfriend

    Fudd – bomb shelter/safe room

    Shapeshifter – dunno, you’re a hard guy to figure out what makes you happy

    Anita – 50 gallon barrel of anal-eze

    Anna – a conscious

    babybelle - a book


    I'll think of something for the rest of you fuckers later on

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    If I were Santa....

    Coal & Onions for everyone!!
    <p ALIGN=CENTER>
    <IMG SRC = "http://www.members.shaw.ca/dwoo/sigs_avatars/perb%20sigs/rainbird.gif" ALT="If Your Browser Wasn't Such A Hurtin POS You Would Be Able To See My Sig">

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    Quote Originally Posted by visiting
    here I will help you sort out all the requests...

    ladies...
    Send all video tapes, DVD's, CD, Pictures, etc etc, to.

    Santa's 2006 helpers
    6969 - 69th Ave.
    Vancouver, BC

    * Items will not be returned..


    men,
    don't even try.....
    Thanks!

    If we receive any items from men, we can forward them to 50 for his X-mas enjoyment.

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    Sorry Zsabina, your video must not be killing anyone or anything, we need cheerfull ladies....


    Like...
    http://www.halloweencostumeworld.com...%20-%20red.jpg

    or

    http://www.carlmerritt.com/stacey/santa.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkymacker
    Strangely enough he is not taking the bait......I wonder if he went back into the closet or something?
    Well he is retired or retarded or something else that starts with re.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euro_SZabina
    Mr Visiting

    May I send in dis video of my bummmm?

    http://www.danmeth.com/shakethatass.htm

    Hmmmmm, many of the creatures looked familiar....especially the green ones...

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    I like this outfit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marvin
    I like this outfit.

    That one is enough to get anyone into the Christmas spirit.

    FTG

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