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    Skid Marks

    I can kind of see how a child could leave skid marks, but it is beyond me how a reasonably clean adult male (yes, unfortunately it's always men) can leave skid marks in his underwear. I hear all the time from women friends how disgusting thei husbands' gonches are. Are some of us that ill-equipped to even properly clean ourselves?
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    Black underwear, a solution to skid marks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy
    Black underwear, a solution to skid marks.
    How about simply wiping your ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy
    Black underwear, a solution to skid marks.

    Would be fine........if your diet consisted of nothing but black Nibs. Marvin's idea seems easier....and cheaper
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    Here's a thought...


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjinvan
    It's not always men
    He's correct that it isn't always men but having to be in the situation where I semi-regularly need to get up close and personal with people, of both sexes, I can say with 100% certainty that they're guiltier of swamp ass more so then women. That said women, some of which are quite attractive, don't have the market cornered on personal cleanliness. I've examined/treated women who to look at them you'd gladly screw but when you get in close you realize there's some fucking funky flora growing on their person. Its AMAZING the different kinds of stank the human body can produce

    For fuck sakes people......soap + water = clean.....is that so difficult to comprehend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitas

    For fuck sakes people......soap + water = clean.....is that so difficult to comprehend?
    That, and for those of us that have for some stupid reason need to go natural and swore off perfume, cologne, etc.... for what ever reason you've cooked up in yer heads.....DON'T!!!!

    For gods sake people these things are out, they smell nice and they cover up BO. Some of us need more than soap and water. Pulling a 10 hr day at work which is not uncommon now-a-days can leave some by the 6th hour (with 4 to go) starting to turn ripe. Use these products. Fukk sakes even if it's just some damn gum.
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    Incorrect wiping?

    I spoke to a friend of mine a while back and he was wondering the same thing. I found out that he was wiping his ass back to front, so of course there was a funky smell because he was actually smearing some on his balls. Why an adult would do that amazes me but it did answer his question. Sure you can wash but if you go in the middle of the day, your gooch is gonna smell something awful until you finally hit the shower. Not saying that some guys just don't simply wipe their ass well enough, but I'm sure there are some that wipe their ass backwards leaving a shit trail on their sack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by breastman
    I spoke to a friend of mine a while back and he was wondering the same thing. I found out that he was wiping his ass back to front, so of course there was a funky smell because he was actually smearing some on his balls. Why an adult would do that amazes me but it did answer his question. Sure you can wash but if you go in the middle of the day, your gooch is gonna smell something awful until you finally hit the shower. Not saying that some guys just don't simply wipe their ass well enough, but I'm sure there are some that wipe their ass backwards leaving a shit trail on their sack.
    Interesting, So based on your theory do you leave a shit trail up your back because you wipe from front to back?

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    Fool Proof Ass Wiping Strategy

    I don't want to get too technical but sometimes no matter what technique you use you will still leave skid marks especially if you have a hairy ass. If you have a wet one and you sit in the can for a while say finishing up that cigarette or story in the sports page, the residue tend to dry on your ass hair. Once that happens, you can wipe your ass til it bleeds and you will still have skid marks. The only remedies then are to wet wipe or wash your ass. This is why I try to take that dump 1st thing in the morning before I shower.

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    there are also 'sanitary' wipes that chicks use for pussy wipes that are
    okay for your hairy asses ...

    or use Tucks for the 'roids ...

    or a cheap bottle of Witch Hazel works well too ... very soothing and
    removes those annoying Klingons!
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    OMG I can't believe I actually "willingly" read this thread, but it's like a bad car crash ya just gotta look

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    fool proof..

    do what I do....shave your butt hair....

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    On a recent business trip outside of North America, I found that most of the hotels I stayed in had bidets. Those things are darn handy for personal hygiene. Even on a mid-day trip to the loo, when there's not time for shower, you can give yourself a quick wash. I wonder why they're not more common in North America?

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