The lo-down in the ho-down
Ok.....
Recently I had been dancing in the downtown bars.
You guys are totally right! Its a different story these days, My girlfriends come down to watch me and yell at me and some of my clients come down and watch my set but for the most part you see
At the 5......Guys and biker ignoring the girls....eating beef dips and telling you they "never get dances"....then you get like 5 guys a night who have never had a dance before or who are there for a stag or something who want a cool dance (and I always push push push the envelope.....) but really, its just a cool place for your clients who you see outside to watch you on stage inside! Its a great place to work and yeah you can get what you want behind those curtains but you'll be payin and sweatin that management isn't close by....or cops. (Reccomendation....Ummm.....Fox Den??? but you didn't hear it from me!)
The Cecil....don't get me started. Love it...but the micro management HAS TO STOP! One time I did a private dance for a regular guy who also sees me at the Fox Den and the girl STUCK HER HEAD IN THE BOOTH and told him he needed to sit up straighter because slauching made him LOOK like he was he looked drunk. I was so appauled that she would emabarass him like that. Aren't you supposed to get loaded?? I mean....we're talking about a STRIP CLUB here! Oh well. The girl was fat and mean. Screw her. The regular manager is cool and I wanna do the bartender and I almost did (better judgement prevailed)......ask CLM who came down to see me dance with one of my clients! Apparently the Cecil will be around for 3 more years and then its BOOOM time cause that bad boy is comin down. Sad. First bar I ever danced in.
The Drake. One word. Kenny. He scared off every good dancer and even scared off Darian Cruz who is a friend and was one of the managers while he worked. I guess they are attempting a comeback but I dunno. Kenny was a total disaster and kinda wrecked the name of the club around the circuit at least.
Brandis....ok. Now I have a mafia hit out on my ass
well at least I'll still have the big titties.....kidding. I think its a great place for a special occasion. Everyday? Proabably not. Go to the touch instead. More BANG for your buck. No wait.
Go to the Fox Den and get some REAL action! I'm not even a dude and thats where I'd spend my money!
But for real...
I say drop the price of private dances to $20 each, grab some big titties and bring the clubs back. Forget all the fancy schmancy stuff and pay us stage girls more than like $40 (seriously....thats what we get for a set by the agency.....F***ed right up)! It'll be so so lame when there are no places left to watch a girl peel off a gypsy costume.....or a spanish girl costume.....or a domanatrix girl costume...this is Canadian culture baby! Plus I still kinda wanna do that bartender at the Cecil. He and I had to tuck CLM'S drunken ass into bed after work but DAMN I felt like tucking his cock......oh whatever.....you guys get the idea. We need the peeler bars so I can bang the bartenders!
Oh well. I just agree with you. Lets bring back the peelers!!!!! Peeler PRIDE!
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