My friend thinks pooning is immature

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I have a friend who's EI 27 yr old virgin and he thinks pooning is immature. This guy told me i should be in a real relationship etc. What's funny is he needs his family members too set him up with a wife because he's too cowardly too ask a gal out.
 

necko

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I'm an old white guy been married 3 times all my kids wish I was married, so that they wouldn't worry about me.Like this year I have no place to go a xmas so I'm going to vegas
 

georgebushmoron

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necko said:
I'm an old white guy been married 3 times all my kids wish I was married, so that they wouldn't worry about me.Like this year I have no place to go a xmas so I'm going to vegas
That sounds like the ideal situation to me. Frankly I'd go to Vegas for XMas and New Year's, it'd be a great fucking time!
 

visioneast

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LittleAsianGuy said:
Im one of those peop who enjoy not being in a relationship
Same here.
 

SG4EVAH

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visioneast said:
Same here.
What you said, lol! In all seriousness, I am totally happy being single:)
 

hardup

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times......my marriage that is :)

I'm as happy now as I can remember being for a long, long time, so why fuck up a good thing
 

SG4EVAH

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myselftheother said:
Being a single is great....but that bed gets kinda big at night....but being single is great!! Really....honest...
I take up the whole bed, sprawled all over, and I hog the blankets, lol so its pointless to be in a small bed with me, god forbid:D
 

gravitas

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LittleAsianGuy said:
I have a friend who's EI 27 yr old virgin
your friend needs to meet ruffian



if I've said it once I'll say a thousand times....

if you want companionship get a friend, if you want a loyalty get a dog, if you want to get laid see an SP

add me to the list of those who have never been happier then when single
 

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necko said:
I'm an old white guy been married 3 times all my kids wish I was married, so that they wouldn't worry about me.Like this year I have no place to go a xmas so I'm going to vegas
WTF? you have grown kids but have nowhere to go for Xmas?

What's their excuse for not having dear old dad over for the holidays :confused:
 

wannaliquorbox

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LittleAsianGuy said:
I have a friend who's EI 27 yr old virgin and he thinks pooning is immature.
kudos to your friend - how does he do it.

of the seven yrs i have been single, i have only met ONE girl that have me think about her obsessively. it is like reliving those high school crushes in your mid thirties. it doesnt help that she is attached, my friend (dont know for how long), and i have to see her twice every week.

whats a guy suppose to do. either spend the money on upping my meds or on poon therapy - the choice is obvious.
 

shapeshifter

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Never been married but my last relationship we lived together for a few years and I got a pretty good idea of what marriage would be like.

She's a nice girl and probably better than most but it was still a claustrophobic feeling that slowly closed in and started to feel like a noose!

What really pissed me off was everytime I wanted to make plans and go out with my friends she would start with the fucking guilt trip! (and it wasnt that often, sure as hell not as often as i would have liked!!)

She'd point out how she never went out with her friends after she met me because she would rather spend her time with me, why didnt I feel the same? didnt i love her? why would I want or need a night away from her? she never wanted or needed a night away from me... blah blah

After a while I just couldnt fucking take it anymore and told her that either she had to loosen off the choke chain or we needed to split

Needless to say, it was over.... I exhaled and hit the titty bars almost every night for the next 6 months LOL! :p
 

old pooner

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I was married for 9 years and didn't regret it for a minute (I really had found my soulmate), but now that I have been widowed for 2+ years, I am starting to enjoy the single life again. No compromises, and when I get horny I call my little sweetie Anya.
 

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gravitas said:
if I've said it once I'll say a thousand times....

if you want companionship get a friend, if you want a loyalty get a dog, if you want to get laid see an SP

add me to the list of those who have never been happier then when single
and if you want to have fun get a motorbike!

:)
 

gravitas

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Hatrick said:
marriage is not all its cracked up to be!
It sure is an interesting "institution" (rather ironic that its described the same was as a prison :rolleyes: ) and for some couples its an absolutely wonderful thing. I grew up in a home where Mom and Dad loved each other unconditionally and were a true partnership of equals. Neither pressured each other or questioned actions with unreasonable scrutiny, there was never the sense that one or the other was the "old ball and chain" and it really was beautiful. Unfortunately that was by no means the norm and even back then I saw a lot of my friend's parents scrap like cats and dogs and treat each other like a used diaper. While never actually making it to the point of saying "I do" I have been engaged and had a number of cohabiting relationships. The one constant among all of them and this is what I've heard from all my married buddies regardless of their marital (dis)satisfaction is that once they start living together the "rules" changed immediately. Activities, like traveling for business or getting together with your buddies sans the better half, which used to be ok are all of a sudden verboten.
 

LonelyGhost

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gravitas said:
The one constant among all of them and this is what I've heard from all my married buddies regardless of their marital (dis)satisfaction is that once they start living together the "rules" changed immediately. Activities, like traveling for business or getting together with your buddies sans the better half, which used to be ok are all of a sudden verboten.
yeah, and the only 'sex' from your wife IS going to your buddies!

that was the final nail in the coffin for marriage for me (not overlooking
all my faults, foibles and fuck-ups) was the number of times I got hit on
by married women ... I can't get a single chick to kick me in the nuts if I
paid her to do it, but married women offer sex acts I only wish some of
the SPs here would offer ...

my one regret in life is that i didn't just accept the fucking offers ...

:rolleyes:
 
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